Nixing nudity Proposed city ordinance neglects simplest solution Is paying to lick whipped cream off a stripper’s thigh immoral? * ^ How about watching someone dance around topless? One city representative thinks nudity should be out lawed in Lincoln, and she has asked the City Council to support her. Two ordinances were brought to the council on Feb. 1. One is aimed at stopping contact between dancers and patrons. The other potentially would ban all nudity in public places, with exceptions for art and breast-feed ing. The physical-contact ordinance is expected to pass easily, but the nudity ordinance is flawed. One city representative thinks the council needs to outlaw nudity to show the city has a conscience. t i i In reality, the nudity ordinance IS a bare- wouldn’t do anything. chested tiveThe ,erm “nudity”is t0°rela' WOmafl Is a bare-chested woman wear ing only a G-string nude? Wearing only How about if she puts star . • shaped pasties over her nipples? ^ ^-String Qr should she wear a bra, a wet nude ? How T-shirt or a bikini top? If a man walks down O Street about if she without a shirt, would he be nude, puts Star- t0°There are too many exceptions shnned t0 a no*nudity code. ^ If the council wants to end the pasties over problem, it should make an ordi , -jo nance that would actually deal her nipplesC with the problem strip clubs pre sent. If the council outlaws strip clubs, then dancers have no forum to show off their bodies, and the problem would be solved. But the council would rather come through the back door to solve the problem by enforcing an undefined rule. There is no sliding scale for morality. If nudity is such a big problem, the council should face it head-on and abolish all strip clubs. The council can expect clubs that thrive off nudity and sexual behavior to exploit any loophole left open. If the council wants to solve the problem, it must eliminate the problem. The City Council just can't cover up the problem with pasties. Editorial Board Josh Funk (editor) • J.J. Harder • Cliff Hicks • Samuel McKewon • Dane Stickney • Kimberly Sweet • Lindsay Young Letter Policy The Daily Nebraskan welcomes brief letters to the editor and guest columns, but does not guarantee their publication. The Daily Nebraskan retains the right to edit or reject any submissions.Submitted material becomes property of the Daily Nebraskan and cannot be returned. Anonymous mate rial will not be published. Those who submit letters must identify themselves by name, year in school, major and/or group affiliation, if any. Submit material to: Daily Nebraskan, 20 Nebraska Union, 1400 R St., Lincoln, Neb. 68588-0448 or e-mail to: let ters@unl.edu Editorial Policy Unsigned editorials are the opinions of the spring 2000 Daily Nebraskan. They do not necessarily reflect the views of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, its employees, its student body or the University of Nebraska Board of Regents. A column is solely the opinion of its author. The Board of Regents acts as publisher of the Daily Nebraskan; policy is set by the Daily Nebraskan Editorial Board. The UNL Publications Board, established by the regents, super vises the publication of the paper. According to policy set by \ the regents, responsibility for the editorial content of the newspaper lies solely in the hands of its student employees. The Daily Nebraskan strives to print fair and accurate cover age; any corrections or clarifications will be printed on page three. Obermeyer’s VIEW [ 'x _ — " 1,11 jVW £$£$ I IQt-i" . \ ,-r*< OUT OF CoMTROL: i 5KS* S' / Hgi-P ffi£, R-H-k^7 -•■■: I j / X rxmv To 'Y ■T |[ { STOP HMtMSTer Sk y ygtrr uemttpfjy^ Letters to the EDITOR Skewed view Did I miss it? Did I miss the edi torial decrying Tom Osborne and his “taking this most fundamental of rights inherent to a republic and com pletely skewing it to her (his) desires,” just as you skewered Hillary Clinton for running for Senate in New York (Our View, 2/7/00). Really, Tom doesn’t live in the 3rd district! According to you (if you’re consistent), he must be one of those “wealthy political insiders” who will cause our electoral system to “decay further than it already has.” I hope the editorial board lets Osborne know that this “get-elected wherever-I-can philosophy doesn’t belong in our state” and works to get him kicked “out of our state and tell him never to come back.” Now don’t give me any crap about Tom’s being a resident of the state. That’s the way it works for Senate races. For House races, one is supposed to be a resident of the dis trict - not just the state. Hillary Rodham Clinton at least will live in her house after the election. Osborne will probably continue to live in Lincoln while using his other home for an occasional fishing trip and voting purposes. In case anyone should mistake my feelings, I think both Clinton and Osborne should be allowed to do what they are doing. It’s up to the vot ers of their regions to decide who they want to represent them. It’s not up to an editorial board that seems to harbor a great deal of anger toward Clinton. Keith Bartels UNL Communication & Information Technology r Idiocy indeed After reading Chris Gustafson’s and Lucas Stock’s column “Center of idiocy” on Friday, a few thoughts come to my mind. “Center of idiocy” is a good title, but it should not refer to the university, but rather to the space allotted to these two simple minded individuals. I understand that their article is a joke, but aside from that, there are some things I would like to point out. These two should have learned that you shouldn’t make fun of something that is above your level of intelli gence. Obviously the fields of engi neering, math and science are out of the realm of comprehension of these two writers, so they choose to make fun of that which they don’t under stand. Maybe the problem is that they looked M at their own majors and realized how worthless the} are and < they woul make f everyon who will ally ge high-pa} ing jo upon gradu ation. When I read the editorial page, I would like to think that I would actu ally be reading something that causes thought or stirs controversy. My hope is that in the future, the DN will pub lish writers with such ideas and not this senseless drivel we have been reading for so much of this spring semester. Dave Johnson sophomore civil engineering P.5. Write Back Send letters to: Daily Nebraskan, 20 Nebraska Union, 1400 “R" St., Lincoln, NE 68588, or fax to (402) 472-1761, or e-mail letters@unl.edu. ' Letters must be signed and include a phone number for verification.