By Jason Hardy Staff writer After hearing the latest Screeching Weasel release, some will undoubtedly wish to change the name from “Thank You Very Little” to “Thanks for Nothing.” A double CD anthology, “Thank You Very Little” is a 51-song retrospec tive of Screeching Weasel’s illustrious career from the band’s meager begin ning in 1986 to its present incarnation. The second disc includes an entire live show from 1993, the era many consider to be SW’s peak, and a few songs recorded off a videotape of the band rehearsing before the tour. The first disc starts with the first song frontman Ben Weasel ever wrote for SW, a choppy little three-chord ditty called “I Hate Old Folks.” It progresses to some alternate versions of previously released songs and some leftovers from various recording sessions. Sound quality also improves over the course of disc one as the first six or seven songs sound pretty muffled. The major problem with disc one is that there are 28 songs, many of which appear on other SW albums in a more polished form. Early versions of “I Need Therapy” and “I Wanna Be a Homosexual” sound better on SW’s last anthology, “Kill the Musicians.” Versions of “Slogans,” “Crying in My Beer,” “Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus,” “Every Night” and “Totally” sound better on the original albums they were released on. Those songs in this collection are meaningless for anyone who owns the other albums. The collection includes songs like “Shirley’s On Methadone” and “Amy Saw Me Looking At Her Boobs” that are just knockoffs of other songs. The only difference between “Shirley’s On Methadone,” and “Cindy’s On Methadone,” from SW’s 1992 album, “My Brain Hurts,” is the name of the poor methadon^addict. Also “Amy Saw Me Looking At Her Boobs” was later turned into “Fuck the World” by the Queers and appeared on the album “Beat Off.” The last 13 tracks are leftover songs from some of SW’s recording sessions. With many, it’s obvious why they were left off However, some notables such as “Can’t Takelit” and “My Own World,” from the “Television City Dream” ses sions and “Lose the Dink” and “Stuck Out Here” from the “Bark Like a Dog” sessions are included. Overall, disc one is just way too long and full of too many songs that should have been left in the vaults, ^Screeching * Weasel TITLE: Thank You |iiJ Very Little LABEL: Panic Button GRADE: C • j FIVE WORDS: Big on : •* quantity, not quality. including a number of covers that don’t do their originals justice. Ben Weasel would have been better off if he had lim ited the number of songs to about 10 or 12 instead of 28. The second disc is more or less bootleg quality and has some rough sounding tracks from a SW rehearsal before the 16-song live show which, quality-wise, don’t sound a whole lot better than the rehearsal tracks. The intimacy of the rehearsal tracks and an entire live show, hecklers and all, offers an honest look at how SW sound ed in 1993, and is definitely worth while, because that incarnation of the band will most likely never tour again. “Thank You Very Little” is a com prehensive look at SW and captures how the band changed in the past 15 years. It doesn’t, however, honestly cap ture how good SW really was. - For hard core SW collectors “Thank You Very Little” is probably a worth while purchase but, for less involved fans, “Kill the Musicians” is definitely a better buy. Bad, good flicks on tap MOVIES rrom page 9 Feb. 18 “The Whole Nine Yards” - Hitman Bruce Willis moves into neurotic Matthew Perry’s neighbor hood. Hilarity, I’m sure, ensues. Willis, with his swank deal with Disney, is on a roll. Perry is not. “Drowning Mona” - Mona (Bette Midler) drives her car into a river, and every person in a small town becomes a suspect in her death, including Neve Campbell and Jamie Lee Curtis. Another com edy. “Pitch Black” - A space fanta sy of sorts, as a crew (of actors you’ve never heard of) crash lands on a planet inhabited with nasty aliens - but the aliens can only come . out at night. Feb. 25 “Wonder Boys” - Another pos sible Oscar contender moved from Christmas, as Michael Douglas plays an aging professor who wrote one great novel and then slipped into booze and obscurity. His pro tege (Tobey Maguire) tries to pull him out of it with a little help from Katie Holmes and Frances McDormand. Directed by “LA Confidential” director Curtis Hanson. “Reindeer Games” - Big action movie with Ben Affleck as a black mailed ex-con pulling a casino heist. Charlize Theron and Gary Sinise co star. March 3 “Agnes Brown” - The only movie sandwiched between two big action dates, the film features Anjelica Huston directing herself as a woman learning to live after her husband goes kaput. March 10 “Mission to Mars” - Tim Robbins, Gary Sinise and others go to Mars. Freaky things happen. Expect a lotta rusty red onscreen. Brian DePalma (“Scarface”) directs. “The Next Best Thing” - An aptly titled alternative to the big Mars flick should be interesting: Madonna and Rupert Everett battle over their son in court with an added twist - Everett’s character is gay. John Schlesinger (“Midnight Cowboy”) directs. March 17 “Erin Brockovich” - Julia Roberts goes spring for once as a research assistant helping in a major cancer case. Steven Soderbergh, whose last two films, “Out of Sight” and “The Limey,” were home runs, comes back. Wednesday, Jan. 12,2000 ^^*4 * $5.25/15 words Page 12 ^ I _ ® J ® | $3.50/15 words (students) (402)472-2588 I I CT* CT* *4 | <4 $0.15 each additional word FAX: (402) 472-1761 \ . I ^ ^ ^ I I 1 M f I ^ $0.75 billing charge dn@unl.edu ^ X (X Ly L/ XX X y X ll $0.75/lme headline ■ ___ — Deadline: 3 p.m. weekday prior 200s Far sale Blue’s Bike & Fitness ALL 1999 BIKES ON SALEI Buy one bike, get 2nd at 1/2 price (see store for details). We service alt brands. 3321 Pioneers Blvd. 488-2101. www.bluesbike.com. Pre-owned Levis at great prices. The Jean Outlet, 3241 S. 13th, Indian ViNage. 420-5151. King size waterbed frame with side cushions. Includes headboard. $150.483-0443 REMODEL SALE Sofa and Appliances Pretty spring color pastels cover on 7’ futon, light wood. $75 OBO, $100 w/ottoman. Ultra Wash II White Kenmore dishwaher, $50 OBO. GE Hotpoint Hallmark White 30’ wide drop-in double oven, electric range, $50 OBO. Whirlpool White countertop microwave, almost new, $50 OBO. Call 488-7413. 7 foot pool table. Balls and ques included. $300 OBO. Contact (402)742-5748 - local number. I_I ‘93 Mazda MX6, $8500 OBO. Got the girl, need to sell the car. 742-5245_ 1987 VW Golf GTI. Front end damage. Good moter and transmission and performance parts. Buy the whole car or parts. 560-0831 _ Nintendo 64,4 controllers, golden eye, best offer. (402) 393-2274. Will Deliver ' laiidbae: 1M6 Honda Accord, automatic, 110,000 miles, $1200. Izhang©cse.unl.edu or call 472-0472, 475-0151, or Open Harvest Natural Foods 90ra9ani° produce in Nebraska! Auto Accidents & DWI Other criminal matters, call Sanford Pollack 476-7474. Immigration, Auto Accident, Personal Injury Cases Argyrakis Law-Omaha. 402/346-8406. For all your insurance needs: auto, home, health, life and business, call Jim Wallace at American Family Insurance, 1340 L St., Lincoln. NE 68506 or call 402-474-5077. Free Pregnancy Test Birthright is a confidential helping hand. Please call for appointment or more information, 483-2609. Check out our website www.birthright.org. 40fcl«tttN Male or female roommate wanted. 5 minutes from cam pus. $175+deposit+1/4 utilities. Call 475-1998. Male/female roommate wanted. 4910 Dudley, $187/month+ utilities. Share 3BR, 2 bath apartment. Move in ASAP. 325-8719. Nonsmoking/femalefs) to share home. $275/month, utilities paid. 474-1766 or 465-3014, Responsible male, nonsmoking roommate wanted. Nice, CLEAN 3BR, 2 bath house in South Lincoln. 10 minutes from UNL City Campus. $275/month+ deposit. All utilities paid. Includes cable, washer/dryer. 423-4991. Roommate needed. Great house at 1601 N. 29th, $180/month. Laundry, dishwasher, central air, non smoker, through mid-May. 423-1535._ Roommate needed. Huge house. Near campus. $200 plus utilities. W/D. Call 438-7945.__ Roommates needed. Extra large new duplex. 3 BR, 2 bathrooms, W/D, double car garage, full basement. $330/month. 308-383-5350. Share house in Bennet. Garage, washer/dryer, separate bedrooms. $275-includes utilities except phone. 782-6961. Large 1 Bedroom Free laundry, central air and heat. Some pets allowed. Nice neighborhood. <390/month. Contact 476-1328. Sleeping study room, N/S female free cable, laundry, utilities, your own phone line. CaH 432-5573. 1204 Charleston, 4+ bedrooms, 2 blocks to campus, 2 bathrooms. W/D, dishwasher, C/A, great parking, <850/month. 489-9294 1315 N. 14th. Large 48R, W/D, dishwasher, central air, parking. $950+deposit. CaH 890-8909. 2200 Dudley, very nice 4BR, near UNL, 1 1/2 bath, basement, parking $800.432-0644. 3204 Holdrege, very nice, 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, gar age, parking, near UNL $700,432-0644. 3BR house on 10 acres. Ideal for horticulturotudents. hi city limits. 435-6277. _ 4+ bedroom, 2 bath remodeled house. Central air. Close to UNL, 940 Y St. 430-9415. Spacious garden level, 3BR, ail utilities paid. Quite neighborhood, excellent for serious student. 435-6277. Brand new 3 bedroom, 2 baths, 2 garages, family room, fireplace, 3 blocks to campus, no pets or smoking. Available now, $875+. Call 432-0415. Just built— 4 bedroom, 2 bath, 2 car garage, lawn serv ice, $900 + utilities. 4315 Orchard. Cali for showing, 402-598-8823.___ Near new 4BR townhouse. All appliances including W/D. Double garage, 5 minutes to campus. Call Julie, 440-5958._ Student! Duplex, 4BR, 2 bath, available by 2-1-00. Near campus, all appliances, garages. Call 434-1220, daytime or 488-4159, night. Free month’s rent. 112618 Q, new 2 bedroom, all appliances, double garage $575. CaH 430-6328. *****475-7262***** All sized apartments...from efficiency at $299; 1 bed room unit at $329; to 2 bedrooms from $429. Just minutes to campus if you bike or walk. Quiet concrete construction! Laundry. ***Efficiency Apartments*** Close to City Campus Water, Heat, and Gas Paid Available now. Call 477-4490 2 + bedroom in Near South. Oak woodwork and floors, open oak-carved staircase, leaded glass windows, fire place, formal dining, dishwasher, central air, W/D, non smoker, cat OK. 1515 S. 22nd Street. $685 + utilities. 477-1831. *700 South 17th FURNISHED* l bedroom/14-plex. Cable/utilities paid, $355. Refer ences required. 488-6707, 450-8895. 910 S. 22nd, large 2BR, fireplace, C/A, huge electric kitchen, $450. Available now. Call 489-6755 or 450-8561. 1 BR, 1 bath, close to campus. 2400 R Street, #3. $260/month, available January 15. 421-7141, 1BR, 2338 E St., mostly graduate students, all new paint, carpet, appliances, microwave, ceiling fans. Re served parking, no smoking/pets, $375. Call 432-3686. 2BR, fireplace, deck, VERY NICE! Laundry, very close to East Campus. Only 6 month lease, available Febuary 1.890-0028.___ 35th and Vine, upper 2 room efficiency. $275+ utilities, no pets. Call 466-7054. Available Now!! Large 2BR, 5 minutes from campus, 535 N. 27th. Off-street parking, laundry, big sunny kitchen. $365/month+utilities. 475-8443. Claremont Park Apartments 2 and 3 bedrooms available for December/January. Call for details 474-7975 Don Apartments, 227 S. 17th, 1 bedroom, parking pro vided. For information caH 474-6565, leave message. Duplex, 8119 N. 25th St. $425 plus deposit. 2 beds, dishwasher, w/d hookups. Preferred Chinese. Immedi ate possession. 464-0774 ★ EAST CAMPUS AREA ★ 1 BR, gas/water/trash paid, 3 or 6 month lease, 3 clos ets, appliances, dishwasher, blinds, laundry, parking, $355.1109-1121 N. 28th, 489-4857,_ ★ NEAR CAMPUS ★ 3 or 6 month leases, appliances, dishwasher, blinds, laundry, parking. 1 BR, neat paid, $365. 2 BR, newer building. $475.2504 Vine St" 4894857 ★ CAMPUS CLOSE STUDIO ★ Efficiency in 8-plex, appliances, blinds, off-street park ing, $285,2627rAne St., 489-4857 Heat paid Nice 1 bedroom, 1615 Prospect, $395. Call 423-8122 or 450-3897, Large, clean efficiency, security building, heat paid at 16® H, $295. Call 466-3380. Meadow Wood Apartments Short Term Leases Available Pool and jacuzzi. 1 and 2 bedrooms. Lota of closets. Convenient location. Quiet. On-sight mainte nance/management. 7th and Superior. 47l6-3393. Nice large efficiency, heat and water paid, off-street parking, dose to both campuses, no smoking, no pets. $300 + deposit. 2540 ‘S’ St., 432-5573. Spacious 1BR apartments, central air, DAW, off street parking, on site laundry. Close to campus. Reasonably priced. 465-8911. _ Studio and 1BR Vintage-studio and 1BR close to both campuses. $300-1340.432-2288. _ Century NwMX SALES AND MANAGEMENT CO. We provide: ♦ Locations throughout Lincoln ♦ 24-Hour Emergency Maintenance ♦ Professional & Personable Leasing Staff Call us today! 402-437-8300 500s MS $10/hour+ Wage And Tuition Rebate Work between classes or on light load days. We have flexible scheduling, meal discounts, and paid vacations. Immediate part-time opportunities available. Apply now at: 14th &Q 29th & Cornhusker 55th &0 E.O.E Accredited federal child care center seeking dependable part-time staff. Shifts available are 3-5pm and 3:30-5:30pm. Ability to relate to children, interact in children's play, and maintenance duties required. Apply in person to: Centennial Mall Child care. 16th & ‘O' Street at the Denney Federal building, room 140. EOE. Afternoon teachers needed at Hand in Hand Childcare Center. Extra hours available. Call 464-2067. Always on the phone? Telephone interviewers needed to conduct survey research - no sales involved - at the Bureau of Sociological Research located on City Cam pus. Evening ana weekend shifts available. Work available through end of school year. Minimum of 12 hours per week. $7,853 minimum hourly salary. Call 472-3672 between 8:30am and 4:30pm Monday thru Friday. The University is an AA/EOE. Assistant needed. One year experience required in ad ministration or work related field. Possess professional appearance, high school diploma and valid driver’s li cense. Proficient in Microsoft Windows, Office, Excel and related programs. Knowledge of office equipment.. Fax or e-mail resume and salary requirements to Jim Cook, 757-461-7451. jcook0ptsiwor1d.com BEST private school is seeking youth specialist appli-' , cants for work with small groups of students. Daytime hours Monday-Friday. Call Jacqueline Berniklau. 420-2888. Children’s Day Out program is looking for a part-time toddler teacher Tuesday/Thursday mornings, 8:30-11:30am. Apply at South Gate Preschool, 3500 Pioneers Blvd, 489-7302._ transfiguration Come work for us! We have excellent hours for students and full time positions available for professionals. Transfiguration provides residential and vocational services to children and adults with developmental dis abilities. Hiring instructors and job coaches. Openings: Monday-Friday 6:30-8am and 2:45-1 Opm. Saturday and Sundays 8am-2pm and 2-10pm, weekday and evening hours. Hiring transportations specialists, a full time position responsible for the sat? transportation of people with developmental disabilities. Must be 19 years of age, have a good driving record, and a reliable form of transportation. Apply in person at Transfigura tion, 1316 N Street, Suite 102. Computer clerk, full and part time, Windows experience necessary, good salary. Call 402/826-4654, ext. 298 or 1-800-720-4022. Custodial work, flexible schedule. 5-20 hours/week, you name it. 472-4762. Dept, of Art and Art History MODELS NEEDED FOR __4> ART CLASSES $8-10/hour CALL ONLY 472-2632 'V 1 nr. Developmental Services of Nebraska. Inc. LIFE SKILLS TRAINERS YOUTH CARE SPECIALISTS Developmental Services of Nebraska. Inc. is seeking qualified full-time, part-time and on-call Life Skills Trainers and Youth Care Specialists to provide services to adult and adolescents in our residential programs. Minimum qualifications: 19 years of age, high school graduate or equivalent. Must be willing to learn and be physically capable of implementing crisis intervention techniques. Must have reliable transportation and valid driver's license. Afternoons, evenings, overnights (asleep and awake), daytime, and weekend shifts available. $8.11 per hour. Apply in person at Developmental Services of Nebraska, Inc. 1115 K Street Suite 102 Lincoln, NE 68508 EOE/ADA w yuu itvu uri campus r nruuiu yuu nne a uuuu, nume cooked dinner on Monday nights? Come nash for our sorority for that meal, plus $10.436-9861 ■ Downtown YMCA hiring swim instructors for evenings and Saturdays. Apply at 1039 P Street, 434-9230. Earn $150-$325 Weekly 37 PT positions must be filled by 1/20. No customer service/sales experience neces sary. Flexible schedules, no telemarketing. Conditions exist-must be 18. Call M-F 10 am-4 pm. 477-8663. EARN $7/HOUR ON CAMPUS Nebraska Union has openings for Custodians. Day, evening, and weekend hours; $6.25/hour. Up to $7/hour for night work. Contact Bill Behmer, Room 220, Nebraska Union. East Union Hiring For Second Semester Need part time cashiers and food attendants. Flexible hours, will work around your schedule. Apply in Room 314, Monday-Fridav, 8am-4pm. FBG SERVICE CORPORATION Immediate openings for full time and part time custodial positions. Flexible hours and competitive wages. Apply at 3815 Touzalin Avenue, Suite 106. FEMALE DANCER WELCOME. Serious inquires only. Excellent pay. Call 477-7102.