Holiday season movies too long, tedious By Samuel McKewon Senior editor This holiday movie season didn’t quite set the important records, both in terms of box office standards or in quality of film. But it probably set a record for number of tired butts. If nothing else, the holiday movies were long, some so long a couple of bathroom breaks were die standard, not the marie of some guy with a weak bladder. Often, it hurt die overall enjoyment of the movie expe rience. But there were still some high points, including Oscar-worthy per formances. Here are capsuled reviews ol the main winter break fare: “The Talented Mr. Ripley” - Matt Damon’s best work, and some of the best acting of the year, came in the stylish, very dark drama of a man who greatly wished to be someone else. Jude Law played that someone else, Dickie Greenleaf, with just enough boyish charm and 50s whim sy to build smoldering chemistry with Damon’s Tom Ripley. The visuals of old Italy were rich, the supporting performances fine. The brilliant first half of the film gave way to a more tiring second half. Stiff, “Ripley” succeeds in making you want what Damon wants, though it goes against our better nature. An intricate, quiet little stunner of a film. -A “Galaxy Quest” - More fun than most holiday movies, this spoof of “Star Trek” stars and their fans works well for an hour before devolving into dummy cliches. Tim Allen plays the Commander who is summoned by real-life aliens - who have copied their spaceship after the canceled title show - to save them from total destruction. Sigourney Weaver dons a blonde wig and works well as the bimbo whose only job is to repeat exactly what the onboard computer just said. Tony Shaloub gets the biggest laughs as a very glib science director. Not too long, it’s an easy watch. - B “The Green Mile” - Long, soul ful and occasionally brutal, the latest Courtesy Photo ABOVE: TOM HANKS plays a prison guard who develops a remarkable relationship with a death row inmate in “The Oatton iflila ” QlwOn nllwa AT LEFT TIM ALLEN and Sigourney Weaver play former tele vision stars hired to save the universe in “Galaxy Quest.” from Tom Hanks and “The Shawshank Redemption” director Frank Darabont leaves too many dead spots in between the film’s more poignant moments. Hanks plays a death row prison guard whose latest inmate, childlike John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan, a bit too simple, but good), is capable of mira cles none of the guards have ever seen "before. The execution scenes are tough to swallow, especially when a sadistic guard (Doug Hutchinson) botches one intentionally. But “The Green Mile” provides some high points, specifically perfor mances from Hutchinson and Hanks, who finds the right note for his char acter when he realizes he might be killing an innocent man in Coffey. But it would have been better if Hanks, like the rest of the audience, had realized it more quickly than the three-hour and seven-minute running time. - B “Man on the Moon” - Not par ticularly nsky, which was a shame. The bio-pic about deceased (and very strange) comic Andy Kaufman (played by Jim Carrey) plays more like documentary, running over Andy’s trials and travails throughout his career, all the way to his comic funeral after death from cancer. Carrey mimics more than he does act, but nothing more is required by director Milos Forman. The movie is a more frustrating experience for those who know nothing about Andy Kaufman compared to those who do, and the largely teen audience laughed very little at this film. A disappoint ment. - C “Any Given Sunday” - A movie injected with equal parts truth serum and Hollywood pomposity, director Oliver Stone’s take on professional football scores direct hits and wild misses, sometimes simultaneously. A1 Pacino is the perfect coach for the Miami Sharks - in movie terms - but pretty ridiculous in reality. Closer to home is breakout star quarterback Willie Beamon, played by Jamie Foxx. (Who knew he could act?) Beamon wants to get all the fame he can before he’s inevitably sent back to the sidelines. The games are long and so is the movie - football plays poorly at two hours and 45 minutes. % There is so much editing in the film, it gets hard to comprehend what’s going on. It’s as if Stone forgot that every once in a while a scene just needs to play out with a still camera. - C “Anna and the King” - A whol ly unnecessary remake of “The King and I.” Jodie Foster, in one of her less inspired performances as a English The Week in Preview The following is a brief list of events this week. For more infor mation, call the venue. 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Ninth St. (402) 477-2822 All week: Contemporary Quilts Haydon Gallery, 335 N. Eighth St. (402) 475-5421 All week: John Spence Robert Hillestad Textiles Gallery, Home Economics • Building Rm. 231 East Campus (402) 472-2911 All week:: “East Meets West,” an apparel collection by Hong-Youn Kim Rotunda Art Gallery, Nebraska Union, 14th and R streets (402) 472-6371 Monday through Saturday : “Beneath the Surface: ‘Dimensions of TCD’” Sheldon Memorial Art Gallery, 12th and R streets (402) 472-2461 All weekend: “Judy Burton: Visual Nuances,” “Eugene Atget’s View of Paris” , • ‘ . ".r I >■ schoolmarm, r warms to the King o^Sham (Chow Yun-Fat) despite hi? gaggle of wives. It’s a big sprawling epic, probably a favorite of those hard-core romantics out there, but not for anyone who doesn’t equate a slow waltz with heat ed sex. - C “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” - Funny for one minute out of 10, offending and stupid for the rest. 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