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Hansen: Simple history lesson
can put a stop to KSU gloating
Kou from page 11
a combined score of 187-12 before
Nebraska mysteriously disappeared
from the schedule. Scheduling looks to
be about the only thing Snyder bor
rowed from K-State history.
During the wild days of Prohibi
tion in what locals affectionately call
“The Little Apple,” KSU teams were
not bad. In fact, despite the look of
utterly profound defeat on the face of
Coach Charles Bachman (pictured
somewhere), he actually finished his
eight-year stint at K-State with a win
ning record. Maybe he knew what was
coming next
What came next, after 10 years of
mediocrity, was a half-century period
of nearly unprecedented futility. Chew
on these statsiFrom 1937 to 1990,
Kansas State had four winning sea
sons. During that period, despite play
ing the likes of South Dakota State,
Tampa and Wichita State (which, by
the way, beat KSU in 1985), its record
was 132 wins and 402 losses.
Amazingly, the true depth of futili
ty during this period isn’t even proper
ly represented by the numbers. To truly
understand, let’s sift through the col
lection of miscreants and plain weirdos
who patrolled the sidelines as KSU’s
head coach at one time or another.
Start with Lud. With a name
like Lud, he had two strikes
against him at precisely the time
He was released from the womb. In
addition, he looked like Mr.
Rogers, and coached like him, too.
Hobbs Adams replaced Fiser.
Strangely, enough, he preceded him,
too. So, the powers that be must’ve
smartened up and rehired a former
coach who had been successful in his
first go-round, right?
Of course not. Hobbs’ teams were
4-12-2 before he skipped Manhattan.
Then, surely he must’ve done better in
his second stint
Wrong again. In fact, Hobbs
coached his 1946 team to an 0-9
record. The team scored a grand total
of 41 points in its nine games.
After Ralph Graham (4-26), along
came Bill Meek, a man with a perfect
last name for the Wildcats. Meek actu
ally seemed to be turning his Mildcats’
fortunes around. After a 7-3 season in
1954, he was gone. Maybe he found a
better job at say, the gas company.
It’s also quite possible that athletic
department officials canned Meek
solely due to their fascination at the
prospect of having a coach named
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before being replaced by Doug Weaver
(8-60), who, possibly by the grace of
Lud Fiser, managed to stick around for
seven seasons, three of which were
devoid of a win.
s After Vince Gibson (33-52) pilot
ed the team through the turbulent late
1960s and early ’70s, when Manhattan
was a hotbed of anti-war, anti-estab
lishment activity, the Ellis Rainsbeiger
era commenced.
Rainsbeiger obviously hung
around long enough to catch disco
fever inside Manhattan’s only night
club, the Frisky Kitty. The coach is pic
tured in Kansas Stated media guide
dressed in full Saturday Night Fever
regalia. His fashion genius didn’t
translate into wins - he finished 6-27.
Onto the ’80s and Jim Dickey, who
did lead KSU to a winning 6-5 record
in 1982. It was all over for the coach in
1985, though, after the aforementioned
loss to Wichita State, followed by a
defeat at the hands of Northern Iowa.
Interim Coach Lee Moon prompt
ly took over the reins and led the team
to losses vs. Texas Christian and North
Texas State.
After Stan Parrish (3-30), Kansas
State finally, finally found a coach to
lead them out of the fiery pits of the
Big Eight cellar and into the promised
land. After 17 coaching changes in the
previous six decades, Snyder accepted
the job. The rest, as they say, is history.
And what a history it is. The next
time Wildcat fans want to get smarmy
about their recent success, they would
be wise to listen to Devaney.
Shut up, Lud.
Matt Hansen is a sophomore
news-editorial major and a Daily
Nebraskan columnist
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