BELOW: DAMIEN WRIGHT’S ROOMMATES try to help him reach the lid of the trash can. Wright passed out a few minutes later. RIGHT: RYAN NORRIS, right, helps Wright down the sidewalk halfway through the evening. Wright drank 14 shots in about two hours. FAR RIGHT: WRIGHT HELPS SUCK DOWN a Duffy’s Fishbowl In the latter stages of his birthday journey. BOTTOM RIGHT: ROOMMATE BROCK WENDLANDT checks on Wright the morning after Wright’s bar crawl. Wright woke up mid-morning, went to get some breakfast, then slept on the couch all day.