■ R.E.M. “Up” Warner Bros. Grade: C You never really appreciate some one until they’re gone. Bill Berry, who served as R.E.M.’s primary percussionist for nearly two decades, retired from the group last fall in the wake of a startling brain aneurysm that struck Berry down dur ing 1996’s “Monster” tour. His collapse marked a certain mor tality for the artsy but aging foursome, one which it seems that Berry conced ed by his consequent retirement. R.E.M. decided to push ahead with its plans for a new album anyway and defiantly dubbed it “Up,” which was released Oct. 27 to a minimal response from critics and fans. As has become obvious since the album’s release, Berry was much more than just any old drummer. Members have confessed numerous times to his vital contribution to the group’s evolv ing, but always interesting, experimen tation with pop and rock. As his presence in the band extend ed much further than the drum set; his absence on the album seems to domi nate the entire recording. Drums are the first thing you don’t hear on “Up,” which carries as its first track a mumbled hymn to mundane existence titled “Airportman.” It esca lates as imperceptibly as a moving sidewalk and induces the same feeling of exhilaration. “Up” boasts as its co-producer Pat McCarthy, who engineered R.E.M.’s last two albums, both of which broke new ground for the band: one a cele bration of classic rock and the other a foray into electronic sound. McCarthy must have liked the lat ter, “New Adventures in Hi-Fi,” so much that he decided “Up” should be as similar as possible. Just as “How the West Was Won And Where It Got Us” served as a musical preamble to the raucous paean to glam rock, “Wake Up Bomb,” “Airportman” quietly introduces a rowdy second track, “Lotus.” Berry’s invaluable contribution to R.E.M. is painfully clear by the fourth track, “Hope,” which attracts attention only because it contains the album’s first tickings of a drum line. R.E.M. fans surely are teary-eyed by this point as the synthetic, lifeless snare/bass combo sounds as if it were lifted off a Wal-Mart Casio keyboard display. The rest of the album wanders into boredom and oblivion, occasional bursts of energy are enveloped in repe titious crescendos and only sporadical ly is there the slightest inclination of activity. The dazzling exploration of “New Adventures in Hi-Fi” has become a routine stroll for R.E.M. without the punchiness of Berry, and to a lesser extent, longtime producer Scott Litt, who has moved onto other projects. To be fair, “Walk Unafraid” and “Why Not Smile,” which appear more than halfway through the recording, recall better days for R.E.M. and are the album’s brightest spots. The inclu sion of lyrics, an unexpected bonus (perhaps to compensate for its other inadequacies) enhances the listening experience by making it possible to understand what Stipe is saying, even if you don’t understand what he means. Although Stipe is as lyrically deft as ever when it comes to exploring his favorite psychological crevices, he alone cannot compensate for the album’s glaring omissions. Berry retired, claiming he needed more time for his family and himself. Based on this recording, it sounds like the rest of R.E.M. needs a break, too. -Bret Schulte _jgO Parking Problems? Need a Place to Park? Park by Park by Day Month $2.00 $25 Don’t Fight for Parking Enter at 8th & S Streets, 1 block west of Memorial Stadium National Garages, Gold's Galleria, Suite 120 * 474-2274 Resumes (402) 628-2221 I (lv. msg. & we’ll call I back hippity-hop!) Hours 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. (402) 628-2222 fax ironclad@navix.net Resumes, curriculum vitae written & printed while you watch. Term papers, theses, dissertations edited, formatted & laser printed. Your choice of MLA, APA, AP or Chicago styles. Low rates, high quality, fast work. . 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