Auf Wiedersehen Columnist leaves ‘the good life’for better life in Germany .. KLAUS MARRE is a senior broadcasting mqjpr and a Daily Nebraskan colum nist. When I was in the German army, I started to count the days to my dis charge with about two months left. In Nebraska, I started counting days 2Vi years ago. I compare my col lege experience with a cloudy night sky. It wasn’t all that great with the exceptions of a few bright spots which made it memorable in its own way. So here it is, my final farewell to Nebraska and the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. I am quite sure I’ll never win any thing in my life, so this is my only shot at one of those speeches people give whenever they are honored, so bear with me. ii you nave read my columns, then you will know that I’ll go ahead and skip the part where everybody else is thanking the Lord. Instead, let me go straight to giving credit were credit is due. More than anybody, I would like to thank my family for having made me the person I am now proud of. Everything I have accomplished is a reflection of the greatness of my par ents and everybody else in my family. Every one of my successes also is their success. I would be nothing without their love and support As you can probably tell by reading my columns, I have never felt really comfortable or at home in Nebraska. It would be wrong to say I hated it; there were too many good and memo rable things, but more often than I would have liked it, living here was a very unpleasant experience. At times I felt lonely and isolated, and it is need less to say I didn’t particularly cherish such feelings. Still, I received what I believe to be a good education; and I didn’t come here to have fun, so I guess I can’t complain. niereiore, more uianKS goes out to everybody in the College of Journalism and Mass Communications. I think it has assem bled a fine group of people, and the reason it is one ofUNUs best colleges is because of its staff. Obviously one of the things I will look back on is my work on “Three Men and a German.” It has been a good run, and I wish Dave, Matt and Jay great success without me (although it would suck if die show would be bet ter without me, because it would make me look like a jackass). Thanks to all our listeners and callers who have made the show a forum for anybody who wants to talk about oral sex and masturbation. This year, I was UNUs King of all Media when I also got to write in this fine publication. I would like to thank the folks here at the Daily Nebraskan for making me feel welcome, although I was totally aware of what they said behind my back. utumg me wiuc un a uay wiui Malcolm Kass was really nice because his gibberish made my columns look good. No, that’s not true. Actually Erin Schulte made them look good. She gave my columns sense when she proofread them and correct ed not only orthographic mistakes but also pointed out time and time again that I’m a worthless piece of German slime. So, if you have enjoyed my work, a lot of credit goes out to Erin. To the rest of the Daily Nebraskan staff (apart from Chad Lorenz and Erin, for whom I have the utmost admi ration, and Lisa, with whom I am in love): Broadcasters are the better peo ple. Still, thanks for giving me the opportunity to write. I also appreciate all the people who took the time to read and think about my columns, and I would like to express my gratitude to those who responded (including everybody at the University of Oklahoma who told me I’d go to hell). I want to thank the administration for selling out time and time again, most recently to Pepsi, to show us students what real-life cap italism is all aoout. ujnl onicials have taught me a great many lessons, most often how not to run things. There have also been a couple questions left unanswered: How come Andrews and Burnett look exactly alike, but only one building had asbestos in it which needed to be removed? To everybody in the English department: If you have cancer in a few years, I would consider suing the uni versity. One of those rare bright spots here has been my work at the University Child Care center. Staff and children alike were like a family away from home, and I could not have graduated in three years if they hadn’t kept me sane. Some people asked me how I could take 23 hours and still work, and I told them it is because of my work that I can take 23 hours. Obviously I will miss Husker foot ball when I’m back in Germany. I’d like to thank the team for winning a couple championships while I was 1_ 11W1V. Our last title run resulted in me going to the Orange Bowl with a few friends, and it was one of the best road trips in history. If you want to get mar ried in a trailer home church, look no further than Tennessee. The trip included memorable events, such as one girl asking us if we were from “out of town” Mien we asked whether we were in Alabama or Mississippi. I will never again blame the Yankees for participating in the Civil War. The North had every right to go south and kick some Confederate ass. Not enough thanks ever goes out to all those people who were really responsible for me being able to gradu ate. ^ . ;■ Therefone, my grati&i8i#§^jealdti I thought f Right now I am just ready to go back home and to be there for all my friends and family who have had noth ing but support and love for me. I am sure when I look back at my Nebraska experience in a few years, the sky will have cleared up and I will be able to remember more of the good things and not the bad. This is the moment when I get all teary-eyed, because I have to say my final good bye to everything I liked about my three years here. Maybethete^L^^ \{k “H<^rtlahd”K.taking it a/ little too far, but there afe many good people here whom I will miss a lot and who have earned a spot in my heart and my III memories. Hjj| Farewell.