I Hey, ladies.
Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to your
self “Damn, I’m better-than-average in the looks depart
ment"? When spending an evening on the town, are you
often subjected to the leering stares of testosterone-fueled
hornballs who are merely looking for an emotionless romp
of sexual abandon, and not a true relationship? Are you
tired of working at a dead-end job while your radiant beau
ty fades into mediocre middle-aged features?
Well, now it’s time for the payback.
My name is Clint McCracken, and I am a professional
photographer. I have taken thousands of pictures, which
have been published in magazines and books throughout
the South Lincoln area. My work has been called “brac
ing,” “highly sensual" and “extra crispy."
But that’s not important right now.
If you are a female who has ever considered herself wor
thy of modeling, I would like you to give me a call so I can
help you further your ambitions. I won’t take pictures of
you, but I will take you out for dinner, a movie and perhaps -
a bit of dancing. I will shake your world to its very founda
tions. And all I need is for you to make the call. You won’t
regret it.
Send a picture and a letter telling me why I should take
you out for the night of your life to:
Clint McCracken
Abel Hall #2055
Lincoln, Neb. 68588
' ' "■. ' 1 ,
(Because it s not Beepsi)
CRACK IS FUN
with CollegeBro Crack Co.
This summer you can get a fat pocket, a fly hoopty and
a fresh new crib, all by spending just a few hours a day
as one of CollegeBro’s many campus representatives.
Our campus reps have gone on to become some of the
country’s most notorious comer-men, pimps and profes
sional athletes.
Even after paying “hush-money” to the cops and uni
versity administrators, buying a few “pieces” for protec
tion and investing your initial “sack cash,” you will be
rolling in the benjamins. No kidding.
Many positions are still available for the coming sum
mer months, including Enforcer, Trigger Man, Heroin
Mule, Numbers Runner and Clocker.
Don’t let summer pass you by again. Make some
green, impress your friends and be one of our many suc
cess stories. Get on the crack.
Lb! > , \ \ ^
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