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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (April 1, 1998)
EDITBORE Pasta Lasagne ONION EDITOR Baby Gerber BURIAL BORED Miles Davis Air N. Greets’m Shannan&neflmyfmger Bad Loins Def Scandel h<wt £*a w#*w»j (Robots' PMS LETTERS From the man Yo, homeboys, wassup with all you dissin me in the middle of my song? I got rights here too, ya know? And if I want to say a bunch of sh*t nobody cares about, then I’m just gonna dew it. I’s been uh profesuuh here for a few years - been making deh big bucks - and no one’s showin’ me any respect. Ya got that? None, baby. Cause you know what I’m up against? I’m up against DUH MAN! Dat’s right. Yeah, I may be lookin’ like a whitey, but my great, great uncle’s wife’s twice-removed cousin was black. I have the blood of the brothas in me, G. So, yo, I have the secret. I have it right here. You know dat? Yeah, I got it. You want it? You gonna have to come get it. Know what I mean? I got me’s a press conference in NU Prezzie Laughing Denny Smyth’s office. Denny don’t know it, but I’m gonna crash his pad. Meet up at 3 p.m. my children. Word. David Heckler professor in exile The man above I’m alive. Now stop screwing with me. Remember the locusts? And the flood? I’ll get you, Klaus. Repent! Repent NOW! Malcolm, you live. God supreme being From the idiot The Daily Harassment has shown its true colors by printing on white paper. For once I would like to see a little diversity in the pages of the DH and a simple way of doing this would be by printing on the much oppressed black paper. Or what about yellow paper or red paper or brown paper? Are these colors not good enough for your high and mighty staff? I think the students at NUL deserve better. Mark Myassissmarter NUL nimrod P.S. Thanks for the dinner the other night, it was delicious. But I still don’t understand how that page number system works. Legislate this! Waaa. Waaa. Waaa. Why are you tromping all over my “Lame Brain” bill? Waa. Waa. Waa. Just because I’m a former liberal Daily Harassment columnist whose radical articles were stealthily cut out of all Daily Harrassment archived bound volumes and were cut out of Nebraska Historical Society micro fiche? Sniffle. Sniffle. You aren’t going to publish those again right? You aren’t holding them until the next election right? Waa. Waa. Waa. I think you are, and it’s just not fair. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Why didn’t you all go to the University of Kansas? Because I know many of you are on full scholar ship and got to choose your universi ty from a web of esteemed institu tions. Why, dammit?! Why?! Waaaa. Hunk A Hunk A Bruning Love token liberal •v '.fl
