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Their niche is their humor - they make fun of romance, sex and young love rather than celebrate them as a traditional rock or blues band would. Their humorous bent is seen early on in the compact disc, as their intro proclaims, “Let’s get ready to rum ble!” The Self Righteous Brothers do just that in the song “Tasty Girl.” One of the lyrics says “Every day she walks right by me, and I poop my pants.” The whole song is sung “straight,” but not meant to be taken seriously (except by very naive fans of “South Park”). Probably the best song on the compact disc is Paul Anka’s “She’s A Lady.” Vocalist Mr. Righteous inter prets this song to perfection. The strong backing band of Sunny Righteous, Donny McRonald, Chester Mcompact discrawers, Trendy McFadden, Glom McConoco and Sweet Basil McJagger also add much appeal to this cut. The second-best song is the Self Righteous Brothers original “Lady Girl.” This is a song about a guy who is extremely naive. So naive, in fact, that he fails to realize he’s actually dating a hooker. As the lyrics say, “Did I hear you say you loved me when we were laying side by side, or did you just say, ‘That will be 25 - dollars.’” That pretty much says it all. Other songs obviously not meant to be taken seriously include “New Monkey Skin Jacket,” which is about sex; “Candy,” about a girl whom the band members know there’s no way in hell they’re ever going to get; and “Have Fun With Your Penis,” about masturbation. Finding a way to rate this com pact disc was quite difficult, as so much of what makes this release great is in the permutations of the lyrics. If you want a record by a good blues band that has a lot of fun with itself (sometimes quite literally) and doesn’t take itself seriously, this one is a winner. - Barb Churchill 200s Fffsato ALASKA EMPLOYMENT- Earn up to $3,000/month in fisheries. Airfare! Food/Lodging! Supercool park/resort jobs too! Apply now for summer. Call: (919) 933-1939 ext. A107. Mother board for Pentium 200 computer with 512 K cache. Brand new. $110 o.b.o.474-3148. Leave mes sage anytime. ‘94 Sentra, 4 door, 5 speed, air, 91k, nice. $4750. Baer’s Auto Sales, 1647 South 3rd. 477-6442. 1977 Cadillac Sedan DeVille; Great car; Great Price; $1000; Call 436-6316; Leave message. 1992 red Pontiac Sunbird. New tires and muffler. Well taken care of. 420-2805. Call after 6:00pm. soostunlen ADOPT To love and to be loved is the best gift in life. We want to give that all to a newborn. Expenses paid. Legal and Confidential. Please call anytime—John and Marie, at 1-800-532-8628. Adopt: Our hearts long to give your newborn a lifetime of love and fulfillment in our happy home.Expenses paid. Please call Irene and George, 1-(800) 278-1743. ADOPTION A loving alternative We offer counseling and adoption services to help you plan the best future for your baby. No fees or obligations. Statewide since 1893. Nebraska Children's Home, 4600 Valley Rd- Suite 314,483-7879 Our home is filled with love, laughter and happiness. We long to share it with a new bom. We will provide a wonderful future. Expenses paid. Please call Lucille and Michael 1-800-468-9311. Income taxes. Quality services at affordable rates, eve ning and weekend appointments available, student discounts. Call Tammy for appointment at Ethical Management Services, 560-1464. Auto Accidents & DWI Other criminal matters, call Sanford Pollack 476-7474. Auto Accidents, Workers’ Compensation, DWI, Divorce, Criminal Defense and Family Law. Call DeCamp Legal Services, (402)477-3974. Criminal Defense, DWI, Bankruptcy, Stone Law Firm, Affordable Rates, 475-0055 Free Pregnancy Test Birthright is a confidential helping hand. Please call for appointment or more information, 483-2609. Check out our website www.birthright.org Academic Expressions Resumes, Term Papers, Theses, Cover/Business letters and newsletters. (402)628-2221, lronclad@Navix.net. 400$ tomm * Female non-smoker to share nice three bedroom house. Close to campus, washer/dryer. No pets. $250/month plus 1/3 utilities. Call Stephanie, 438-0864. Supercool m/f roommate to share big 2 bedroom, fully furnished apartment with 1 dog, 1 cat, and 1 human. Quiet, close to campus, w/d, central/air, Frat-free envi ronment. $233 + 1/2 utilities. Call Danika 438-0986. Wanted: Female roommate to share nice four bedroom house. Walking distance from campus. Non-smoker. No pets. Wasner/Dryer. Off street parking, and AC $230 plus deposit and 1/4 utilities. Call Jodi, Liz or Katie at 438-2403. 633 N. 26th, 5 large bedrooms plus loft, 2 baths, central air, washer/dryer, off street parking, nice, $1150, 8/1. 440-8046 or 440-2248. 4200 Baldwin, available 5/1,6 bedroom, 2 bath, Central air, washer/dryer, off street parking, very nice. $900. 440-8046, 440-2248. 3BR, walk UNL, 1100 Y Street, washer/dryer, dish washer, off street parking, $620. 489-9294. Available Now Large 3+ bedrooms. Large family room. Two bath, wasner/dryer, fenced yard, garage. Near East Campus. $825,438-1486. Choice Houses Near Campus Available in May 1438 N. 21st, 4 bedroom, 2 bathe, parking. $800. 1140 N. 29th, 4 bedroom, 2 baths, parking. $850. Call 432-0644. Juniors/Seniors/Grads Stately 5 and 6 bedroom homes, available in June, July and August. Not far from UNL in family neighborhood. Air conditioned, washers, dryers, dishwashers, and ideal for the sophisticated student who desires to live in quiet dignity. 423-2924. Large Three Bedroom, one bath, between campus es. $625, newly renovated, no pet, lease.432-6264. Nice houses near campus available in August 1246 Court, 4 BR, 2 baths, $800 2112 Vine, 4 BR, 11/2 baths. <850. 1541 Whittier, 5 bedroom, 2 baths. $900. 1541 N. 26th, 5 bedroom, 2 baths. $900. Off street parkino. Cal 432-0644 ****Brand New**** 4 bedroom/2 Bath, washer/dryer included, garage, all amenities, between campuses. Available now. $895. HIP, 465-8911. Between Campuses: New 3 bedroom, 2 bath, w/d, garage, 2420 Potter, $775.438-3393 or 440-2225. Brand new 3 bedroom, 2 bath, fireplace, family room, A/C, 2 garages. $850+, available for spring/fall. RE SERVE YOURS NOWII 432-0415._ EASY MONEY Need money for Spring Break? Come visit Disc Go Round - in the Union and sell bacl< your CDs for fast cashUi Tues, Mar 17 Wed, Mar 18 Thurs, Mar 19 10am - 3pm sponsored by Small Business Management Class Four Bedroom Duplexes Nearly new; W/D Furnished; some with- garages; no ^agemIntonE 477-2600 www.mgmtone.com !!! Close To Campus!!! Leasing for May and August. One, two, three, four, and five bedroom apartments and townhouses. Management One 477-2600 www.mgmtone.com !!! Waverly NE!!! NOW LEASING BRAND NEW 1 & 2 BR APARTMENTS. • Beautiful decor with ceramic tile, oak trim and neutral colors • All electric heat pump, washer/dryer hookups • Small town living, adjoining city park • Garages are available 1 BR $450-$475 2 BR $550-$610 Cherry Hill Realty 489-4857 1, 2, and efficiency bedrooms available now. Close to campus, off-street parking, character! 475-9860, 440-2221_ 2 bedroom near east campus. On bus line, A/C, closets, no smoking, no pets. $385+ deposit. 475-6453. 2 bedroom, clean, low utilities, off street parking, close to schools. 510 South 24th, $410,423-1240, 1932 R - Next To Campus NicG Quiet 0l63n 2 Bedroom,1 Bath. $425. Available April 1st. Lease. Parking. Washer/Dryer hookup. Dishwasher. 475-3111. 2020 G, Studio, controlled access.$309 680 S 20, Brand new carpet, 2BR.$439 645 S 20. Mega 1 BR, Balcony.$349 2301 A, 1 BR, Balcony..$339 $100j00 move m special with 1 year lease 475-7262 Apartments on UNL Campus Large studio unit available. No smoking, no pets, con trolled access, laundry, UNL shuttle stop, $375/month. Brickyard Apartments. 17ttt and Holdredge. 477-6578. The REAL WORLD is waiting. LET IT! Spend your tmmmcr in the magical world of Camp Foster. Influence the lives of children Excellent training, salary, room and board. Get an application today: • 1 <800) 456-9622 foster@ncn.net http://www.ncn.netMbster Camp Poster l/MCA of the Ctwbojis. Brand New 3 bedroom, 3 Bath, W/D in each unit. $900 per month, available May. No Smokers. Call Julian 432-7030 or Rem bolt Homes 488-9222. CLAREMONT PARK APARTMENTS 9th & Claremont, 474-7275 Now leasing for May and August. Hours: M-F 9:00am-6:00pm Saturdays 11:00am-3:00pm Colonial Heights Apartments One, two and three-bedroom apartments available. Tanning bed and indoor heated pool. 421 -3070. For Rent: 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Claremont. Ideal location. Call 475-2798. Available May 1st. Large Efficiency Apartment, Available ASAR $275 + Electricity. Call Kellie, leave message. 477-9425. Larger remodeled one bedroom. Two blocks from Devaney. 1643 N. 14th. Range, refrigerator, Washer, dryer. Central air. Off-street parking. 489-9294. Luxury on a Budget 2 Bedroom Deluxe Suites with new range, refrigerator, and dishwasher, fireplace, new carpet, and decor package. Great Place, Must See! Willowhaven Apartments, 1800 Knox Street, 476-6200 Luxury on a Budget 2 Bedroom Deluxe Suites with new range, refrigerator, and dishwasher, fireplace, new carpet, and decor package. Great Place, Must See! Willowhaven Apartments, 1800 Knox Street, 476-6200 Near East Campus. 2BR duplex, large basement with carpet, washer/dryer, garage. $485/month. 53rd and Leighton. 489-9321 or 423-M29. Need people to sublet our apartment over the summer. 3 bedroom/2 bath. Nice. Call 466-6910. Need Privacy? One bedroom; unfurnished; 66th ana Holdrege; Grads welcome, no smoking/pets; Second floor; Available; $285 plus utilities. (80$397-4850. ♦♦♦PRE-HEALTH students*** Have you had your “3-shot Hep B Series” If so, you may qualify for a medical research study. Just 4 hours a week of your time can earn you over $380 every 4 weeks while you study. Call 474-2335 and ask for Cory. TM Nabi Biomedical Center 300 S. 17th Street ===============i=!=a:^===i========a===3=====