The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, October 30, 1997, Page 5, Image 5
Weather or not Limits of forecasting foresight should be accepted MATT PETERSON is a senior English and news editorial major and a Daily Nebraskan colum nist. Every so often, nature sees fit to remind mankind of its relative insignificance to the grand scheme of a giant rock spinning through space. In Nebraska, this revelation is usually coupled with an assertion of the most insignificant profession claimed by that rock’s inhabitants - weather forecasting. Before the weather forecasters of the world unite against me, let me assure our population of bur geoning meteorology majors that my tongue is as firmly lodged in my cheek as a car in a foot-deep snow bank. And while sidestepping contro versy around here seems to be as easy as avoiding any mention of ’80s pop culture (“The A-Team” was far superior to any of its con temporaries - hey, I want people to talk about my column, too), the last thing I want is to wake up tomorrow to find Willard Scott’s long-lost toupee on my pillow, gangland style. Perhaps, if at all possible, we should set aside the short run for a moment. Granted, neither the weather channel’s “occasional flur ries possible” nor the Omaha World-Herald’s “rain changing to snow by tonight” could possibly imply 13 inches of snow, mass arboreal destruction and citywide power outages by Sunday morning. And even if weather forecasts had been slightly more accurate, what would have been gained other than a surplus of bottled water and batteries? Sitting in the frigid darkness of my apartment on Sunday night, I can’t deny an obsessive desire to peg Jim Flowers with a snowball, which, by all accounts, shouldn’t even have existed. The weather forecaster is an easy and oft-abused target, but placing the blame for this weekend’s freak storm would require a trip to the South Pacific to badmouth an enormous mass of warm water named El Nino. Let us forget the weatherman’s suspect distinction as a daily prophet and consider instead the meteorologist as Chicken Little. For the past few decades, glorified weather forecasters have assumed a dubious station as modern-day Nostradamuses. The slew of buzzwords generat ed by this trend have translated well into the rhetoric of politics, thus giving our nation’s leaders some thing popular, and decidedly ambiguous, to fight for. Vice President A1 Gore has deemed such environmental crises to be “the most important issues that this country will have to face in the next decade and the next century.” On President Clinton’s recent jaunt to South America, environmental con cerns were used to obscure the trip’s primary goal of encouraging sup port for free trade. Of the host of buzzwords spawned by the meeting of meteo rological and political minds, three phrases immediately come to mind: the ozone layer, the “greenhouse effect” and, most recently, El Nino. According to some experts, the sky is assuredly falling; others contend that there is no cause for alarm. With so many duly accredited little red hens and pompous roosters arguing over the fate of the heavens, it’s no wonder the environmental question has become rhetorical in nature. As recently as the 1970s, the most pressing ozone-related con cern was that this noxious gas was one of the main ingredients in urban air pollution. Now we are told that a giant “hole in the sky” over Antarctica will one day expand and expose us all to deadly ultraviolet radiation. The rate of this expansion, according to the National Academy of Sciences, could be anywhere between 2 percent and 40 percent in the long run, and potential conse quences range from an increased rate of skin cancer among Antarctica’s penguin population to the early onset of the next ice age. Increasing atmospheric levels of carbon dioxide have sparked several hypotheses about global warming and the “greenhouse effect.” Average global temperatures are rising at a rate of about 0.2 degrees Fahrenheit per decade. Many scien tists believe global warming will eventually result in an increasing number of disastrous climatic events such as blizzards and hurri canes. Others contend that global warming could serve to hold off the coming of the next ice age. One need look no further than last weekend to prove the ambiguity of El Nino’s anticipated conse quences. According to many local experts, this massive weather anom aly was to have very little effect on Midwestern weather patterns. Back to the Magic Eight Ball. In light of the ambiguity of such doomsday forecasts, maybe we should take note that in the story of Chicken Little, the sky did fall, killing everyone in the barnyard, including the excitable hen herself. But considering this fable’s rather obscure moral, perhaps we should instead accept the limita tions of mankind’s foresight and remember that, in many newspa pers, the weather forecast shares a page with the daily horoscopes. Ice, ice, baby UNL should consider student safety on slippery days LANE HICKENBOTTOM is a senior news-editorial major and a Daily Nebraskan photographer and columnist. Three cheers for administration for canceling two days of class for our safety! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! OK, enough of that. It really is impressive that they made the right decision that safety is more important than education for at least two days. After all, an accidental campus death would put a serious curb on die learning potential for that individual. Classes will have to do a little catching up to stay on schedule, but that will easily happen. But before Chancellor Moeser and company get too much credit for calling classes for the unheard of amount of time of two days, they should keep in mind the major rea son they called off class when future winter storms wreck havoc on campus. Safety. That two-syllable, six-letter word granted students the fall break for which they have been asking. So why is it that when the tem peratures dip down below zero, the wind is howling through the capital city with enough ferocity to rip through the thickest layer of goose down, and there is a sheet of ice layering campus, sending students to their tailbones right and left, we still have school? Never mind hypothermia. Even though prolonged exposure to cold can cause serious health problems including death, this is Nebraska, and anybody smart enough to be pursuing a college degree ought to know not to wear shorts when there is a wind-chill factor of 50 degrees below zero. Bundle up and go to class. More than chilling tempera tures, ice is a major issue. Even yesterday when the side walks were mostly clear, the first thing I saw when I arrived on cam pus was a fellow StarTran passen ger fall smack on her hind side. She fell hard, too. She just sat there for a few moments, probably in shock, before she determined it was worth her efforts to get back up. School should not be canceled every time there is a small early morning patch of ice. If that were the case, no state east of the West Coast nor north of the Mason Dixon Line should even support a university, as it would be closed November through February. But unless you are new to the university, you know there are times when the whole campus is a skating rink beneath gale-force wind. Navigating on campus con sists of opening an umbrella to catch the wind and letting it slide you across the ice to class. When conditions are such, and they have been and will be again this year, the university should close in observation of safety. In deciding whether or not school should be held, Chancellor Moeser should take it upon himself to test the conditions. He could go under the Love Library tunnel and start running west toward the College of Business Administration building with all his might. If he makes it past that strip of sidewalk, which is often one of the worst on campus, without cracking his crani um, then he should declare that there will be class. Broken butt = no class. There are other alternatives to canceling class, such as using sand and salt to make the sidewalks safer. But the university should make darned sure safety is adequate before it requires more than 25,000 people to tread ice on campus. There are legal reasons the uni versity should close when condi tions are unsafe. Lawsuits come to mind. How many bruises, pulled muscles, tom ligaments and broken bones occur each year because somebody slipped on ice? Somebody could break their neck* Somebody could die. If and when that happens, a court could find the university neg ligent and accountable. Multimillion dollar lawsuits are commonplace in death due to negli gence civil cases. If not for a matter of safety, the university administra tors might use monetary reasons to close when they can’t tame in competence of decision makers is questionable when EVERY sur rounding-area school closes while UNL stays open. Does our very own administration know some thing that everybody else in the state doesn’t? Or do they just get to park right outside their office doors? But instead of calling those responsible when you need to yell at them, try calling them to thank them for making the right decision this week. Who knows, maybe this is a new precedent of reasonable think ing and increased safety standards brought on by the people who run this fine institution. Hooray!