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“Herbie’s not dead.”
—AlPapik, senior associate athletic direc
tor, week of August 21, 1995.
“Students are not sophisticated consum
ers.”
— Regent Drew Miller, on the “separate
checks ” tuition proposal, week of August
28, 1995.
“Attending our practices is a privilege,
not a right. I felt that the cartoons were
very inappropriate, and for this reason,
the Daily Nebraskan will no longer be
welcome at our practices this year.”
— Tom Osborne, reacting to two editorial
cartoons critical of football players, week
of September 4, 1995.
“Lawrence Phillips was involved in an
incident early Sunday morning in which
he injured a young woman.”
— Osborne, week of September 11, 1995.
“Whether you like it or not, we’re turn
ing our pages over to a man who has*
murdered people.”
—Arthur Sulzberger Jr., publisher of The
New York Times, on the decision to publish
the Unabomber’s manifesto, week of Sep
tember 18, 1995.
“I would stand on top of the dome of the
library and shout ‘Contact your Con
gressmen and tell them: Don’t cut fed
eral aid.’”
— John Beacon, director of scholarships
and financial aid, week of September 25,
1995.
“I’m yet another resource-consuming kid
in an overpopulated planet, raised to an
alarming extent by Madison Avenue and
Hollywood, poised with my cynical and
alienated peers to take over the world
when you’re weak and old.”
— Calvin, explaining his Halloween “cos
tume, ” week of October 30, 1995.
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“An average citizen in the United States
of America can move mountains, as well
as the molehills we call members of Con
gress.”
—U.S. Sen. Bob Kerrey, week of October 9,
1995.
“Not guilty.”
— Dierdre Robertson, court clerk in the
OJ. Simpson trial, week of October2,1995.
“You know what Tommy Osborne’s fa
vorite fruit and vegetable are? Tomatoes
and Strawberries. Too bad I didn’t have
the heart to tell him that tomatoes are a
fruit.”
— Michael Marks, the “Produce Man, ”
week of October 16, 1995.
“I want to keep it from becoming this
artsy, sculpture-infested campus.”
—Then-AS UN President Shawntell Hurlgen
on choosing a replacement for Broyhill
Fountain, week of October 23, 1995.
“Rabin was looting to the future. He was
looking out for us, the younger genera
tion. They killed him. They killed my
hope.”
—Amir Shavir, 18-year-old Israeli, on the
assinalion of Yitzhak Rabin, week of No
vember 6, 1995.
“After looking at everything, I think I
have an excellent chance of winning it I
went out this year and I did everything I
could. I feel that I am the best college
player out there who does the most for
his team.”
— Tommie Frazier, on his chances of win
ning the Heisman Trophy, week of Novem
ber 27, 1995.
“What kind of country is this?”
— Gov. Ben Nelson, speaking from India,
on the reaction of people around the world
to the shutdown of the U.S. federal govern
ment, week of November 13, 1995.
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