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<DM 75th Anniversary Pink Carnation Ball April 20 r<DB Good Luck to our seniors: N. Richter, L. Otto, K. Tomsen, J. Schuster, K. Eager, B. Christenson, K. Smithey, C. Ellingson, K. Jarecki. J. Seykova, M. Ritzman, C. Herron, K. Eberhardt. K. Warner, A. Phillips, J. Maryanski, J. Tederman, M. Clap per - We will miss you Love - your sisters It’s Coming! NU JAMS 3-on-3 Basketball Tournament Alpha Xi Delta sorority and Theta Xi fraternity will be hosting the second annual NU Jams on Saturday. April 27th at the Abel courts located at UNL. If you have any questions, please, contact Matt Honke at 436-6070. KA Congratulations to Elli Erickson on receiving the 1996 Naed Scholarship. Love, your sisters KA RIVERBOAT FORMAL '96 April 19,1996 KKT Congratulations to Kim Fosdik, Jenny Dudley, Kelli Munnelly. and Trisha Neneman for making the Scarlett Dance Squad. _ Hb<d SENIOR WEEK Vicki...Amy C... Suzanne... Darcie... Andrea... Amy F...Annie...Ffriona...Kristy..Kristen..Tiffany...Angel...Erriy...Amy W....Gina... We will miss you guys! Love, your Pi Phi sisters Represent your house throughout the Big 12. Compete in the Woody’s Girls of the Big 12 calendar contest. No entry fee, many prizes! (Not affiliated with Playboy Magazine in any way.) Sign up TODAY at Woody’s! FIGHT NIGHT Sat April 20th, 7pm -i 4-H Building, NE Fairgrounds TRIAD 1996 KKT KA© nBO Tonight! It’s Here-Don’t Miss It! We always buy music Now taking orders for Rage Against The Machine. STP, Beetles On Vinyl, Man or Astro Man, Charles Manson, Noam Chomsky-more!!! LP's, posters, CD's, books, tapes! Recycled Sounds, 824 P Street. 476-8240. Best Prices for Best Music Chad, Hope you have a very happy 20th birthday. You're the best. Love. Julie C Ice. Ice. Baby. J I want a woman who likes Objectivism: the philosophy of Ayn Rand. Write to room 4116.600 North 15th St. Lincoln, NE 68508-1296. Melissa. I let you use my disk in Niehardt computer lounge, but I need it back. Call me or leave it at DN office. Aaron FOUND: car keys in a black pouch on 13th and Q. Claim at the Daily Nebraskan. FOUND: Residence Hall Key on W Street. Probably a HSS key. Claim at Daily Nebraskan. You're Welcome. Lost:KeysH A lot of keys and key chains. Blue bottle opener. Lost Wed., 4/10/96 in the area between Love Library and the student union. Please return keys to Daily Nebraskan or call 472-2588. Paying $500 for '95 Big Eight ring. $1000 for '96 National Champs ring. Confidentiality assured. Call Collect 402 573-0938. Wanted 23 Students. Lose 5-29 pounds this month. New metabolism breakthrough. RNassisted. Guaranteed-free gift. $35 fee. 1-800-777-7618. 300s Jobs $$ TUITION CASH $$ 40 hours weekly, daytime hours, $6.00/hr„ Temporary, May-August, Misc. warehouse duties; stocking, packing, etc. Don't miss the Company Picnic! Nebraska Book Company 4700 S. 19th St. EOE A Unique Opportunity! National Communications/phone card company is launching a new program in Lincoln. Possible to earn up to $4,000 in first month. Excellent residual income. Per fect for students and pro salespeople. Set your own hours. Call 477-0349 for information. Apply Now I Earn $5/Hr+ for easy job - advertising. Call 435-2855 for more info. Claims Adjuster Trainee We are seeking college graduates to fill trainee positions in our North Platte and Norfolk District offices. These positions offer the opportunity to build a career with the leading domestic property, casualty writer in Nebras ka. Qualified applicants must posess strong time manage ment and communication skills and good analytical abil ity. A rural background and an aptitude in building con struction could be helpful. These are salaried positions that offer an excellent benefit package along with a company car. An excellent training program is also provided. Persons interested in these openings should send their resume and cover letter to: Personnel Director, Farmers Mutual of Nebraska, P.O. Box 81529. Lincoln, NE 68501. EOE Attention night owis: earn money while you don't sleep. Abel hall is seeking night clerk staff. Shifts are from midnight to 4am. 4am to 8am. Starting wage is $5.00. Applications and information are available at the Abel desk. Application deadline April 19th at 5pm. Attention Students The Nebraska Republican party is looking for individuals who are energetic and relate well over the phone. Telemarketers needed to start work immediately. Hours: Sunday-Thursday, 5-9pm. Call Kris 475-2122 from 2 5pm. Child care staff needed for Summer School Age Program. Full and part-time hours available. Must have expenence with groups of grade school age children in areas of art. sports, drama, music, and positive discipline. If your fun, creative, and responsible please call 475-0805. COMPUTER CLERK University of Nebraska Computing Services Network Assist with the daily processing of administrative comput er jobs, updating of tape library files, daily scratch tape maintenance, re-label and re-clip tapes for tape library use, maintain tape racks in machine room, and daily processing of tape vault management system. Good organizational skills and familiarity with the operation of computer workstations and basic software preferred. Ten hours per week, 7:30am-9:30am Monday-Friday. Com plete application at 235 Nebraska Hall. Courier Every other Wednesday and every other Friday. Send resume to 3901 Normal Blvd, Ste 102, Lincoln, NE 68506, Attention Karen. No calls please. Custodial Helper Assist in cleaning building and equipment, vacuum, dust, and other misc. duties as assigned. $5.25/hr. Hours: 4 8pm, M-F. Call Farmers Mutual Insurance at 434-8362 to schedule an appointment. Dependable, motivated, and hard working person with large animal knowledge needed for growing customer service business. Full-time and part-time positions avail able. Apply in person at Your Animal's Best Care/ Omaha Vaccine Company. 3030 L St., Omaha, Nebraska. Does your summer job leave you feeling OVERQUALI FIED and UNDERPAID? Check out our 126 YEAR OLD summer program. Ave Profit. $1906/mo, 423-5167, ask for Rob. Downtown YMCA hiring early morning front desk person. Apply at 1039 'P' Street, 434-9230. I Earn extra money and serve the voters of I Lancaster County. Call Jill at 441 -7054 if you are I a registered voter in Lancaster County and able I to work on the Election Board May 14th. FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES AVAILABLE We are looking for individuals interested in full-time. part time, and on call hours providing direct assistance and training to developmentally disabled individuals ina vari ety of settings. Day,evening, and overnight positions are available. Apply in person between 8:00a.m.-3:00p.m., Monday-Friday. COMMUNITY ALTERNATIVES NEBRASKA 5900 S. 58th Street, Suite G Lincoln, Nebraska 68516 (located in the Trade Center) AA/EEO Great Summer or year round flexible hours. Excellent pay, well groomed, able to communicate, and self motivated. Must have car. Please call at 423-8178 or (mobile) 580 2749. Head cook/ kitchen mgr for sorority. 1996-1197 school year. Salary commensurate with experience. Send re sume to: House Director, 415 N. 16th St. Hillcrest Country Club Now accepting applications for lifeguards and assistant manager. Must have current certifications. Pick up appli cations at Hillcrest. 8901 O St. Housekeepers for a historic mansion. Hours: Saturday, Sunday, and some weekdays. $6 per hour. The Rogers House Bed and Breakfast Inn, 2145 B St, 476-6961. Immediate Opening Have time on your hands? Needing 25-35 hrs/week? Starting now. Full-time possibility during summer. With flexible or light school load. Call Jim or Kirk at Holway Formal Wear for appointment, 476-2262. Julio’s Now accepting applications for part-time wait and kitchen staff. Apply in person, 5600 S 48th. Kare Bear Daycare is taking applications for part-time summer help. Apply at 720 West Gate Blvd. LaundryLand at 21st and J / 27th and Starr / 56th and Holdrege is hiring for the 1:45p-7:30p or 7:15p-12a shifts. $5/hr to train. Apply in person at 56th and Holdrege. Lawn maintenance service needs part-time help now! Possible full-time for right person during summer. Must be neat .clean, and depenable. Farm experience a plus. For interview call 466-7771. Live like a gypsy. Make OUT like a bandit. Ave. Profit, $490/wk, 423-5167, ask for Rob. > Microfilm Tech Part-time hours 4-9 p.m., Monday-Friday. On the job training. Call 421-2906 for an appointment. Now accepting applications for desk clerks. Rexible hours, some weekends, some computer and desk service knowledge helpful. Apply in person at Quality Inn. 5250 Cornhusker. Part-time mail clerk National Bank of Commerce is currently accepting appli cations for mail room clerk. Individual will be responsible for collecting and processing incoming and outgoing mail. Must have ability to process written and printed material, be dependable and reliable. Must have the ability to move objects weighing approximately 60 pounds. Prefer PC experience and typing ability. Hours are 12 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.or6:00, M-F. (Depending on work load with additional hours the 1st of the month-and during vacations.) Please call The First Commerce Job Hotline, 434-4700 for more details or call Human Resources, 434-4147 to set up an appointment. Part-time fitness instructor. Evenings and some week ends. Exercise Science major preferred. Apply in person at The Cottonwood Club, 10am-6pm. PART-TIME COMPUTER OPERATOR Lincoln Journal Star has an immediate opeing requiring approximately 13 hours a week to operate an AS400. Will be doing data entry, running computer jobs, printing reports and wrappers. Friday evening 5:00-10:00 p.m., Saturday 3:30-8:30 p.m. and Sunday 12:00 noon-3:00 p.m. Will have every fourth week Saturday/Sunday off. Previous AS400 or other computer experience preferred. May be required to train for position on weekdays. Apply at Lincoln Journal Star, 926 P St„ 2nd Floor, Lincoln, NE, by Friday, Apnl 19,1996. Applicants will be contacted by telephone for personal interviews. Part-time PC Specialist Part-time help desk position available in our Information Services Department. Prefer Computer Science major. Experience with Novel Netware and DOS applications including Word, Excel for Windows as well as Knowledge of modems and communications software desired. Knowledge of C++ and Pascal helpful. Flexible work schedule during daytime business hours. Apply 9:00 4:00 p.m. Wednesday through next Thursday, Apnl 17-25 at our Human Resources Department. FIRST FEDERAL LINCOLN BANK 13th and N Streets Lincoln, NE An Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer M/F Part-time telemarketers needed for market test. 8-10 hours/week. Experience preferred but not necessary. $6/ hour + bonuses. 436-2135. DILBERT BY S©@ru’V ftiMIifl® I CAN MAKE YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE CREATIVE AND SPIRITUALLY FULFILLED. v z o o J o < c/> Z < Q < h K o 0 </> « E UJ yr z 1 I USE fAY SPECIAL BLEND OF POETRY AND DANCE TO TOUCH THEIR SOULS. OKAY. -.YOU’RE I Anirld. o > z c • a ■D C (f) « 3 flJ 9 U. •o 9 C D (O o» o> J © THERE once was a^ DOG GOITH A HAT... COHO GOT PAID TO DANCE LIKE THAT... ^ V\EVi /AV 50UL - JO ST HEALED.1 VI I B'f fcOAJ IIU-LLI LOCK THE POORS! IT'S QUiTTlV'TlME'. WHAT A l¥W U/WO LET \ >\LL TM0S6 /a/T | 100 MEAM we COUPLE \K> we AMKWIU6- "I'M WITH STUPID" SHIRTS? ^EAW, Aa/D TWE v 1 6-UM WHO THOUGHT 1 HEiVASFA&IO' Ovn , rr\A1k >WD THE >WD THAT A4//VIE! (rOW U/ITH U/HAT Tff£ 0O£W WAS HIS HAlfcO/T! Deal? . 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