The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, April 04, 1996, Page 3, Image 3

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Vou get sick
You call Mom for sympathy
You dial 1-80Q-CQLLECT
Mom is so pleased she sends you brownies
You eat the whole box of brownies
You get sick
P . | ! ! "
Mom saves a ton of money
SAVE THE PEOPLE YOU CALL UP TO 44%