Cliff Hicks Web sites: Everybody’s doing them All right. That’s it. Everyone else in the world has a web page, so why don’t I? Seriously! Name a company. Wait, let’s categorize it. You want to start with the television networks? ABC (http:ZAvww.abctelcviaon.com), CBS (http://www.cbs.com), FOX (http'Jl www.foxnetwraic.com) and NBC (http:// www.nbc.com) have their own web sites. Even QVC has one at (http:// www.qvc.com) for home shopping on the net. OK, so that was an easy one. All of the television stations should have their own pages. I mean, everyone needs to get television schedules. At least these sites are helpful. Magazines arc informative as well, so they all have web pages too. Time (httpy/www.timcinc.com/time/magazine/ magazinc.html) and Entertainment Weekly (http://www.timeinc.com/ew/) are two of the best. Each has information that someone somewhere can use. . What about some not-so-helpful sites? Oh, there arc plenty, but let’s just stick to companies. Thirsty? Yes, refreshment compa nies have web pages too. Pepsi (http://www.pepsi.com), Coke (http://www.cocacola.com). 7 Up (http://www.7up.com), Jolt (http:/ /www.joltcola.com), Budweiser (http:/ /budwciscr.com) and Jack Daniels (http://www.infi.net/jackdaniels) have their own web offerings. Do you see what I mean? Are you starting to understand why I’m start ing to wonder why I don’t have my own web page? Certainly I have much more important things to talk about than the ingredients of a soft (or hard) drink. Ail I should have to do is start a company, and someone will give me a web page. If it doesn’t work this way, it most certainly should. Like automotive companies. They’ve all got their own homepages. Honda (http://www.honda.com), Ford (http://www.ford.com), Toyota (http:/ Avww.toyota.com), BMW (http:// www.bmw.de), Chevrolet (http:// www.chevrolet.com), Cadillac (http:/ /www.cadillac.com), General Motors (http://www.gm.com), Volkswagen (http://www.volkswagen.com), Pontiac (http://www.pontiac.com) and Saturn (http://www.saturncars.com) all have homepages. If you own a car company, you own a homepage. But it’s not just car companies. The government has several homepages. If they have an abbreviation, they have a homepage. The FBI (http://www.fbi.com), the CIA (http://www.odci.gov/cia), the IRS (http://www.irs.ustrcas.gpv) and the National Security Agency (http:// www.nsa.gov:8080//) all have pages as well. Even Viewmaster has a homepage! (http://circa.com/viewmaster). I’ve got it! Go drive the new Hicksmobile, buy Cliff-Cola, get watched by C.A.S.I.O. (Cliffs Agency for Spy Intelligence and Operations) and read the Daily Nebraskan. I’ll have that web page any minute now. Hicks is a freshman news-editorial aad English major and a Daily Nebraskan staff reporter. Scots’ honors: ‘Braveheart’ wins 5 Oscars By Bob Thomas Associated Press LOS ANGELES (AP) - “Braveheart,” the epic about a 13th century Scottish patriot, won five Oscars Monday night, including best picture and best director for its star Mel Gibson. Best acting awards went to Su san Sarandon for her performance as a nun trying to redeem a con demned killer in “Dead Man Walk ing” and to Nicolas Cage as the al coholic intending to drink himself to death in “Leaving Las Vegas.” In a year when no picture was an odds-on favorite, “Braveheart” proved to be the biggest winner. It collected Oscars for makeup, sound 'Diabolique’ story line drags along By Cliff Hicks Film Critic effects editing and cinematography, too. The battle-filled saga tells the story of Scotsman William Wallace, who fought the English for freedom for his people. Gibson, a plaid vest flashing from between the lapels of his tuxedo, thanked writer Randall Wallace and producer Alan Ladd Jr. for bringing the script to a “fiscal imbecile.” “Like most directors, what I re ally want to do is act,” Gibson joked. He granted his own wish, cast ing himself as the wild-haired war rior who drove the English from Scotland. “Braveheart” was Gibson’s sec ond outing as a director, the first being “The Man Without a Face” in 1993. He follows a line of actors turned director who have won Os cars: Robert Redford, Warren Beatty, Woody Allen, Kevin Costner. When Sarandon’s award was an nounced, she kissed her director, writer and lover, Tim Robbins, and walked to the stage to a thunderous ovation. She thanked many co-workers and Sister Helen Prejean, who she portrayed. Then she drew a laugh with an accolade to Robbins, her unmarried partner. “To my partner in crime and all things of the heart, the writer, the producer the director, the spirit, Tim Robbins.... Thank God we live to gether” Cage breezed to the podium and marveled that “Leaving Las Vegas” could be made for $3.5 million, and on 16mm film stock when most movies are made on 35 or 70mm film. “I know its not hip to say it but I just love acting and I hope that there will be more encouragement for al ternative movies where we can ex periment and fast-forward into the future of acting,” he said. Like Gibson, Emma Thompson also received an Oscar in another area of her craft, adapting the Jane Austen novel “Sense and Sensibil See OSCARS on 10 Despite the fact that, at first, the pace of “Diabolique” moves about as quickly as six dead men racing to a coffin by themselves, it’s actually a pretty good film. The premise is simple. Guy Baran (Chazz Palminteri) is a jerk. He’s married to Mia (Isabelle Adjini) and is also having an affair with Nicole (Sharon Stone). Mia and Nicole kill Guy. They put the body in a pool and wait for it to resurface. Then the body disappears. After a while, Mia tries to play up the illusion of innocence by hir ing an off-duty cop (Kathy Bates) to investigate. This is where things start to get interesting. “Diabolique” suffers from near rigor mortis toward the beginning, as the setup for the film plods on and on. Toward the beginning of the film, despite gratuitous skin shots of Adjini and a brief flash of sex be tween Palminteri and Stone, there’s nothing to snare the viewer. Photo courtesy Morgan Creek Productions Sharon Stone and Isabelle Adjini are a pair of murderous women scorned in the new film from director Jeremiah Chechik, “Diabolique.” Not that it’s really anyone’s fault. Stone plays the heartless Nicole fairly well and Adjini looks like a deer caught in headlights for the first half of the film. Palminteri is easy to hate with the way he carries himself, and the little time we see him before the murder gives the audience more than enough to despise. About the time the off-duty po lice officer, Shirley, walks into the picture, things begin to get interest ing. Bates is marvelous, the only well-done thing in a medium-rare film. She plays Shirley up as a cancer survivor crossed with a character from “Cagney & Lacey.” Her per formance is impeccable, and every time she appears, the film brightens significantly. At times, the best thing about the film is the camera work, with beau tiful shots slowed down for added effect. After a while, it gets repeti tive trying to blend a suspense film with an art film, and the film simply doesn’t offer enough action to bal atipp mit Film: “Diabolique” Stars: Sharon Stone, Isabelle Adjini, Chazz Palminteri, Kathy Bates Director: Jeremiah Chechik Rating: R (nudity, violence, lan guage) Grade: C+ Five Words: “Diabolique” starts slow, ends well Photography influences artist By Patrick Hambrecht Senior Reporter Before the opening reception Monday of his gallery show “Pho tographs: The Paradox of Space,” artist Steve Yates told an audience about both his recent experiences in Russia and why his photographic installation work transcended all boundaries of language. Yates’ show is chi display today and Wednesday in Richards Hall. Although Yates is also a museum curator for photography in the Mu seum of New Mexico, he said his art could not be defined in the “mod ernist” terms of textbooks and art critics. “I just don’t see that it is con nected to much of anything,” Yates said about his art. “1 think it goes . beyond the post-modern. I think it’s beyond ‘isms.’” Yates’ installation consists of re-1 peated photographic images, each made slightly different through darkroom manipulation. “/don't know an artist in Russia ivho’s not dipping into ? , ; photography. But I couldn't call them photographers. I wouldn’t dare!" STEVE YATES s artist With no relationship to the im ages photographed, Yates bums pri mary-colored lines and dots on top of his pictures, as though confetti were dropped in front of his camera lens. Geometric shapes are also physi cally cut out of the photos and oc casionally pasted back onto diem at random. The photos themselves are always arranged in grids, forming non-linear squares and rectangles. Yates said he was influenced heavily by the 1920s photography of the Russian avant-garde. Re cently, he has traveled back to the country, participating in interna tional art projects and educating the citizens about their own cultural heritage. Russians arc enjoying the begin ning of a new cultural renaissance, Yates said, and they depend on coun tries like the United States to “main stream them into the world.” Artists in Russia are moving beyond the for mal art movements of yesterday, synthesizing old art traditions into dynamic new combinations, he said. “I don’t know know an artist in Russia who’s not dipping into pho tography,” Yates said. “But I couldn’t call them photographers. I wouldn’t dare!” But no matter whatYates said, he cautioned his audience to take his descriptions of the installation with a grain of salt. Gallery hours at Richards Hall are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Admission is free. Military ensemble will play The Air Combat Command of the Heartland of America Brass Ensemble will perform tonight at Kimball Recital Hall at 8. Admis sion is free._ John Whiteman, promotions and publications coordinator for UNL’s School of Music, said the six-person ensemble—five brass performers and one percussion ist — would play more than just the standard military music. “They play a variety, includ ing classical music, jazz and the standard brass ensemble music as well,” Whiteman said. — Gerry Bettz