Photo courtesy of United Artists Pictures Inc. Robin Williams (left) and Nathan Lane star as Armand Goldman and Albert, a gay couple who are forced to act straight when their son’s soon-to-be father-in-law pays a visit in “The Birdcage.” Movie lets laughter out of ‘The Birdcage’ By Gerry Beltz Film Critic It’s a hoot. “The Birdcage”—the American remake of the successful French comedy “La Cage Aux - Follcs” — brings together M0VI6 some incredible talent from both the comcdic and dra Preview matic fronts. Armand Goldman (Robin Williams) has his hands full dealing with his neurotic long-time partner, Albert (Nathan Lane). And on top of this, Armand’s son, Val (Dan Futtcrman), announces his en gagement. The problem? Val is engaged to the daughter of Sen. Kecley (Gene Hackman), who is so ultra-conservative he makes Pat Buchanan look like Howard Stern. Kecley also is trying to rebound from the scandal of his closest political buddy, who was caught with an under-age prostitute, and a nice wholesome wedding is just the thing his public image needs. Little does he know. Val asks his dad to tone down the apartment to something a bit more conservative, and also to get Albert out for a while. But Albert discov ers the scheme and eventually talks Armand into letting him stay, as long as the two “play it straight.” The film was funny up to this point. From here, it gets downright hilarious and side-split ting. Williams has a load of fun with this role, not turning Armand into the comment-cvery-scc ond character he has played in the past, but he still evokes chuckle alter chuckle. Lane absolutely shines throughout the film. Albert is just neurotic enough to make his char acter interesting, but not so much that we want to yank him off the screen and beat him with a warm zucchini. The one who docs deserve a beating is Val. His character is the weakest of all, considering he is the one who asks for all the changes, even alter being raised by two gay men in a long term, loving, caring relationship. Hackman’s character isn’t one that the audi ence will hate, but one that will be laughed at, considering the situation he isabout to walk into and what he does once he gets there. Another hilarious performance comes from Hank Azaria as Agador, who cleans up the apartment for Albert and Armand. He wants to be a star at Armand’s club, but has the graceful Film: “The Birdcage” Stars: Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman Director: Mike Nichols Rating: R (adult situations, language, subject matter) Grade: B Five Words: Gay couple tries playing straight ness of a bull elephant on really bad acid, and that’s before he wears shoes (which is hilarious in itself). Director-producer Mike Nichols (“The Graduate,” “Wolf”) brought an ensemble cast together for “The Birdcage,” and he succeeded in making an incredible film. Word has it that Williams was continually ad-libbing through out the film, and Nichols was probably wise to let him do so. “The Birdcage” is definitely worth seeing at least once, but you’ll probably need to go a second time to eateh all the linqs you missed because you were laughing so hard. Dancers make athletic twists By Greg Schick Dance Critic _ The Paul Taylor Dance Company thrilled a ] Lincoln audience with its modem dance at the Lied Center for Performing Arts on Saturday ! night. The company , performed three j pieces — “Arden Court,” Offenbach Overtures” and “Speaking in Tongues” — from the repertoire of more than 100 dances choreo graphed by Taylor. T ay lor ’ s choreography rel ics heavi ly on bal let, while emphasizing the athleticism of his dancers. A line from Shakespeare’s “As You Like It” inspired “Arden Court.” A group comparable to Robin Hood and his merry men gathered in Arden Forest and would “fleet the time away carelessly.” The dancers resembled fairies as they frol icked in the forest. This piece most closely resembled classical ballet in form, yet took an athletic twist by using other dancers as ob stacles. The crowd’s favorite was “Offenbach Over tures,” which blended comedy with the move ment. A group of men with Napoleon-style mili tary hats tried to woo a group of women during this set of five overtures. The funniest turn came as two men danced a “duel” and ended up dancing together with their seconds slugging it out. “Speaking in Tongues” told the stories of a church congregation and its minister. While this was the longest of the pieces, it was also the most stylized and the least based in classical ballet. Symphony Continued from Page 13 probably more youthfully accessible in his vi sion to a college audience than some older European conductors,” he said. Although 1,500 tickets have been sold, seats arc still available for tonight’s performance, Marquis said. “We urge people to come for an exciting musical evening,” he said. Robert A. Emile, professor of strings and music theory at the UNL School of Music, will give two pre-performance talks in the Lied Center’s Steinhart Room at 7:05 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Tickets for the symphony are $42, $38 and $34 and arc half-price for students. They may be obtained by calling 472-4747 or at,the Lied Center box office. 00s For Sale Used washer, dryer, refrigerator or range, delivered, guaranteed and payments of only $25 for three months. "That's a deal!" 466-6252. Blue’s Bike & Fitness All 1995 bikes-buy one at regular price and receive the next bike at 1/2 price. Must be equal or lesser value. All new bikes receive lifetime tune-ups. 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