„ ATP ■ Thank you to all of those who helped with the Junior Show at the Nebraska Cattleman's Classic. Congratulations to Chad Tuttle for receiving the overall grand champion showmanship award at the Nebraska Cattleman's Classic Junior Show, ®M Congratulations to Juli Mones on being selected as Academic All Big 8 for the fourth consecutive year! Love, your sisters Greek Affairs Applications for Greek Judicial and Arbitration Boards are available at Greek Affairs, room 332 NE Union. GREEK YEARBOOK EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Applications for 1996-1997 available now at Greek Affairs. Deadline is March 15. KA A huge congratulations to Melissa Zabka on her chapter development consultant position. Congratulations to Ginger Biggs on getting accepted in to UNL School of Law. We're extremely proud of you both! __Love, your sisters. ConsyanJ.oons lo KabeH^^wand Kerry Ffonolof being selected to be on Innocents Society. What a great honor! We are so proud of you two. Great job Michelle Heitzler and Brianna Newland at cheerleading Nationals. Way to go on getting a bid to the Olympics. Congratulations to Kris Leitel for getting accepted into Intenor Design school. You guys are awesomel Love, your Pi Phi sisters. £N A belated thanks for a great dinner exchange last week at P.O. Pears. We had a blast! Love, the Kappas. Positions open Nebraska Union Board Athletic Dept. Comm. Deadline Wed., March 8 - 4:00 p.m. Applications available at 115 Nebr. Union. UN-L STUDENT GOVERNMENT 6:30 p.m. TONIGHT EAST CAMPUS UNION ROOM TO BE POSTED INFORMATION AND AGENDA AVAILABLE 115 NEBRASKA UNION Justin And. I have been watching for you at the Rec center, so far no luck. So, meet me Friday night 2:00 a.m. on the ATO kitchen. Come Alone. Love. SB I want a woman who likes Objectivism, the philosophy of Avn Rand. Write to room 4116,600 North 15th St, Lincoln, NE 68508-1296. LO0Nj*«-«*■ ** ** ... I never knew emus love pickles! Thanks for putting a sparkle in my smile and a tickle in my heart. You deserve the best...Happy Birthday, Sexy! BAND Together! \ 1 J Be a Health Aide. 100+ Health Aide positions open for the 1996-97 Health Aides: academic year! * Live on campus; * Provide minor first aid care in residence halls, Greek houses & co-ops; * Take the Peer Health 230 class both fall & spring semesters; * Act as a Health Center liaison; * Are a health referral and resource person for their living unit; * Receive a small stipend for the services they provide; Applications are available at the Community Health Education Dept., Rm. 12, University Health Center. For more information call 472-7440. UNL is an affirmative action/equal opportunity institution. PERSUNL (Peers Encouraging Responsible Sexuality at UNL) APPLY NOW to be a 1996-97 Peer Sexuality Educator! Are you interested in helping students and improving your communication and leadership skills? Peer Sexuality Educators learn to teach two programs: Contraceptive Methods & Issues, and STD/HIV: Social and Medical Aspects. PSEs receive a sti pend for presenting these programs. Peer Sexuality Educators are also ac tive in providing educational events on campus for World AIDS Day and National Condom Week. Requirements: * Take PH230, Section 5 in the fall; (A one-hour class offered through HPER) * Commit to the program for one year; * Attend all scheduled meetings/activities; * Assist in PSE recruitment for the following year; Apply by March 15,1996 For more info, or to apply contact: Community Health Education, University Health Center, Rm. 12 472-7440 UNL is an affirmative action/equal opportunity employer. FOUND: Gold pin in Henzlik lecture hall, Feb 13. Call 472 2588 to claim. FAST FUNDRAISER - RAISE $500 IN 5 DAYS - GREEKS, CLUBS. MOTIVATED INDIVIDUALS. FAST. EASY - NO FINANCIAL OBLIGATION. (800) 862-1982. 300s Jobs Appointment Setters Wanted ’Part-time evenings ’Flexible schedule ’Paid training ’No selling t ’Opportunties for advancement. Only the best need apply. Contact Amy at 477-0303. Architecture Students On-campus student employment opportunity with the division of University Housing. Part-time, approximately 10 or more hours per week. Hourly pay, flexible schedule. Will be assisting in miscellanous architecturally-oriented tasks. Apply at f100 Seaton Hall reception area. AA/EOE. Are you looking for a fun and challenging career? Lens Crafters offers benefits, good salary and the opportunity for advancement to highly energized individuals. Part time/full-time lab technician positions are available now. Evening and weekend hours are required. Apply in person at Gateway Mall. COLLEGE BOOKKEEPER If you are a person who has a strong need to have things done just right and likes to make things happen, apply NOW for a part-time restaurant bookkeeper position, 15 25 hours per week doing the bookkeeping and in-store duties in an Amigos restaurant, 9am-1pm, 3-5 days per week and 7am-fpm on Monday. Must be person who enjoys a fast, intense pace and like to work hard. Up to $7.00 per hour pay and benefits. Apply now at Student Union, 14th & Q or 29th & Cornhusker. Downtown YMCA hiring front desk help. Must be avail able afternoons, Apply in person, at 1039 P Street. Easy telemarketing PT Hours, FT Pay. Call 1-800-584-9808 ask for Jim Campbell. Firethorn Golf Club 9301 Firethorn Lane Seasonal help needed. May through August Full time and part time positions available in areas of dub house maintenance, shoe room and lifeguarding. Apply in per son only, 9 to 5 Monday through Friday. Full-time and Part-time positions working with children. Days, evenings and weekend hours available. The Kid Depot, 421-7878. Hylander Bar and Grill Looking for part-time wait staff. Apply in person out in the Highlands, 110 W. Fletcher Ave., to Bob or call 435-9123. Lincoln Public Schools Transportation Department Is looking to fill positions for both bus drivers and paraeducators for the remaining 1995-96 school year. Part time, split shift routes are available. Great opportu nity for students, retired people and those in need of extra spending money. Pay: $8.47/hour (drivers), $5.45/hour (paraeducators). Benefits available for regular route as signments. Please bring a current driving abstract to Human Resources, 5901 “O" Street, Lincoln. Call 436 1073 for information. Mechanical Engineering Students On-campus student employment opportunity with the division of University Housing. Part-time, approximately 10 or more hours per week. Hourly pay, flexible schedule. Will be assisting in miscellanous engineering-oriented tasks. Apply at 1100 Seaton Hall reception area. AA/EOE. Off Campus? Tired of cooking? Work for meals and cash as Delta Gamma Hasher. 436 7092 for details. PAID INTERNSHIP Good writing and editing skills, organized, able to work on multipleprojects and meet deadlines. Now through sum mer and next semester. 15-20 hours per week (can increase during summer), flexible schedule, close to city campus. $7 per hour. Send resume or letter of application by March 12 to: Public Information Office, Nebraska Department of Economic Development, P.O. Box 94666, Lincoln, NE 68509-4666. Part-time—PM Part-time afternoon position available in school age pro gram. Call for more info. 438-3337. Part-time assistant teacher, 7-10 a.m. or 3-6 p.m.. Mon day-Friday. Join our exciting early childhood program! Little Kingdom, 5100 Old Cheney Rd. Pool Manager Hillcrest Country Club is in need of a pool mananger for the 1996 season. Individuals with a great attitude and ability to work with both adults and children. Availability from mid-May through Labor Day and a current pool opeator's permit should apply in person or submit a resume at 8901 0 St. before February 29,1996. Runner/File Clerk Needed for downtown law office. Position available im mediately. Neat appearance required. Hours approxi mately 1-5pm. Salary, $4.25/hr. Please submit letter of application to office manager: Suite 830, NBC Center. Lincoln, NE 68508. _ Sales Position Campbell6' Sma“ HoursCal11-800-584-9808 Askfor Jim Special events Photographers Must have your own 35mm SLR camera. Photograph and help people have fun at Friday and Saturday nignt events. If you like parties, action, people and photography, then put your camera to work. Earn yourself some money and have fun doing it. call; Bob Olson, 467-2577. M-F10-6. sZZ SUMMER ^ EMPLOYMENT W Iowa’s #1 Summer Camp is seeking applicants for the '96 season. Grow as an individual while working with children and staff. Females/Males needed!! 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Maleska No. 0415 ACROSS 1 “If-My Way,” pop classic 5 Palindromic title 10 Con man's trick 14 Bingo device 15 Slip cover? 16 Eden discard 17 Israeli airline 18 Leaves one’s bunk 10 City that’s a oner? 20 EYE 23 Holier-thou 24 Bad actor 25 Like certain essays 27 Lazy Susan 29 Daiquiri base 32 “Cheers” prop 33 Wet blanket? 34 Pay dirt 35 EAR 39 Yet, to W.S. 40 Track strip 41 Sahara filling stations 42 Ironic 43 Brewer’s purchase 44 Used stickum 45 Parabola 46 Sorrel's cousin 47 NOSE 55 Fontanne’s partner 56 Damp ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE 57 Actress Raines 58 Breakout at high school 59 Winged 60 Control 61 He’s a hue man 62 Uptight 63 Hide’s companion DOWN 1 Sherbets’ kin 2 Nimbus 3 Gelling agent 4 Erasure 5 Contralto Anderson 6 Adjust precisely 7 Satellite 8 Foster a felony 9 Deform 10 Beat it! 11 Campus figure 12 Florence’s river 13 Garfield’s gripe 21 Layered rock 22 Manger’s contents 25 Wild blue yonder 26 Bonkers 27 “Last Case” sleuth 28 Sushi ingredient 29 Stir 30 Forced onward 31 Kettle of fish 32 Emit; eject 33 Laid back? 36 Base for a certain setting 37 Pivotal 38 Does the wash 43 Miniver or Grundy 44 Small, tufted beard 48 Fall blossom 46 Autumnal colors 47 Delighted 48 Ball role 49 Poet Sexton 50 Heel’s forerunner 51 Composer Carlo Menotti 52 Merriment 53 “I cannot tell 54 O’Neill’s hirsute stoker