Wanted: 100 Students! Lose 10-30+ lbs. next 90 days.
New metabolism breakthrough. Guaranteed. Dr. recom
mended. $35.50 MC/Visa. 24 hr. free info: 1-800-229
7562.
FREE PIZZA
TCAB meeting at new time, 5:30 THURSDAY Jan. 11 in
Mabie Lee 262.
WANTED: Male singer ala Brooks & Dunn/George Straitt
for demo work. 486-1833.
WISDOM TEETH
If you have unerupted lower wisdom teeth that need
removal and are 17-35 years old, you may qualify for a
post-extraction healing study. Reduced fees available.
Interested patients may schedule by calling Deb, 472
3249 at UNMC College of Dentistry. _
YOUNG WOMEN NEEDED (19-27 yews)
for a first-time to examine the effects of calcium supple
ments. Funded by NIH. Paid $30.00 for each of eight
visits. Must be a non-smoker, in good general health,
available for three years, and have a poor diet. Call Betty
Chin, 402-280-4819, Osteoporosis Research Center at
Creighton University.
Attention Business Students!
Delta Sigma PI- Join* the foremost Professional
Business Fraternity for men and women: Meet the
Chapter Night Jan. 15 & 22 at 7.-00,Student Union.
Rooms posted.
SAA
Meeting at Wick at 5pm, Jan. 11
Welcome Back!!!
AG MEN
Congratulations to the new executive officers: President,
Doug Brummels; Vice President, Steve Tippery, Rush
Chair, Dan Classen; Financial Treasurer, Aaron Harvey;
Physical Treasurer, Jeff From; Pledge Educator, Chns
_ Forch; Social Chair, Lowell Miller; House Manager, Craig
Knapp; Steward, Duane Becker; Secretary. Brad Evans;
Alumni Coordinator, Bryan Cederbura.
_ The Men of Ag Men
ATP
Would like to congratulate Doyle Leffers on Asst. Histo
rian and Dan Botsch on Asst. Marshall of the Block and
Bridle Club. Also, congratulations to Jason Gross on his
election to the Vice Presidency of the Mechanized Sys
tems Management Club and Brad Dunbar as secretary.
Congratulations the 4.0's of last semester freshman Jed
Ericson, sophomore Scott Stelik and junior Nick Toberer.
Applications are now available at Greek Affairs for the
following: Greek Week Banquet Chair, Greek Week Phi
lanthropy Chair and Greek Week Team Chair. Applica
tions are due the 24th of January by 5pm.
Xcp
Congratulations to the "A” Volleyball Team on their "All
University" Championship. Maybe now Hoss will stop
yelling at you.
AAA
Congratulations to Kara Jenkins on her engagement! It's
about time, baby! Way to go!
Overall Rush Chair applications are now available at
Greek Affairs. Applications are due the 22nd of January
by 5pm.
GET INVOLVED !!
Student Government
Positions Open
Commencement Comm.
Five Year Projection Comm.
Government Liaison Committee
Grading & Examinations- grad rep.
Information Services Comm.
Parking Appeals
Publications Board
Senate seat - Nursing College
Senate seat • Business College
Deadline for all positions
' i - ..w Mon., Jan. 22
★
Senate Openings
Arts & Sciences College
Business College
Nursing College
Deadline for Senate openings Jan. 18
Applications available at
115 Nebraska Union
I want a woman who likes Objectivism, the philosophy of
Ayn Rand. Leave a message at 436-0421.
Wanted 100 Students. Lose 8-100 pounds. New metab
olism breakthrough. I lost 15 pounds in three weeks. RN
assisted. Guaranteed results. $35 cost. 1 -800-579-1634.
300s Jobs
9am to 2pm, Monday-Friday counter help position avail
able. Town Center Showcase, 27th and O.
Bakers needed for Natural Foods Coop. Experience
helpful, 8pm-3am, 4 nights/week. Apply in person, days,
1618 South St.
$$ FIRSTIER AND
FIRST BANK SYSTEMS
JOB INTERVIEW FAIR $$
TELLER OPENINGS for Lincoln branches
Monday, January 15,10AO a.m. - 3 AO p.m.
Join our team of professionals and become part of Ne
braska's newest and fastest growing banks. We continue
our record of pace of growth in our retail branch network
and need YOU to join our team!
Starting salaiy for tellers is $6.50 • $7.25 based on
experience. We have several full and part-time teller
positions available. If you would like an opportunity to
learn about banking from the inside, a teller position will
give you the fundamental skills to begin or further your
banking career. Why watch others advance when you can
join a winning team and boost your career today?
All applicants will complete job applications and interview
with branch managers ana supervisors on:
Monday, January 15,1996
10AO a.m. • 3 A0 p.m.
Villager Motor Inn - Conference Center
5200 “O” Streets
Lincoln, NE
All teller positions will continue with First Bank Systems
after the merger. FirsTier and First Bank Systems offer:
** Group Medical & Dental Insurance (20+ hrs/wk)
** Tuition Reimbursement (Full and Part Time)
** Paid Vacation/Holidays
** 401 (k) Profit Sharing & Pension Plan
FIRSTIER AND FIRST BANK SYSTEMS ,
Equal Opportunity Employers
Part-time Computer Operator
PT position for knowledgaue. detail-oriented person in
our Computer Operations Department. Responsibilities
include: operation of IBM Mainframe ES/9000 processor,
tape drives, printers, PCs and other equipment; submit
jobs and monitor computer runs; modify JCL in a VSE/
ESA environment and distribute reports. Hours are mid
night to 4am Mon-Thurs and 7pm-midnight on Friday.
Experience or computer related education preferred.
Apply in person or send resume by Jan 22 to: Security
Vwtual Life NE, 200 Centennial Mall North, Lincoln, NE
68501-2248. Equal Opportunity Employer.
Receptionist needed at small lawfirm. Hours needed: M
W-F 8-12pm; T-R 1-5pm. Some flexibility on hours is
possible. Send resume to Burns & Associates, 3400 O
St., Lincoln, Ne 68510.
TEACHER ASSISTANT
Part-time position available immediatley in the School's
Out program. Responsibilities: Assisting supervising
teacher with school age children kindergarten thru sixth
grade. Requirements: six months related experience and
good communication skills.
Applications are available at Family Service, 501 S 7th,
Lincoln, NE 68508. If you require accommodation to apply
or interview, please contact the Human Resources office
at 441-7949 or 1 -800-642-6481.
Family Service is committed to a pluralistic working
environment through Affirmative Action and Equal Oppor
tunity.
Clerks afternoon and night. Apply in person at Mike’s O
Street Drive-In. 22nd & O.
Cottonwood Club
330 W P Street. Overnight desk staff needed. 2-3 nights/
week. I0pm-6am. Great study time, free membership.
Apply in person.
Custodial, 15-20 hours/week, evenings. $5/hour. City
Union. Call Bill Behmer 472-8169.
Customer Service Agent
25 hours/week. 7:30 a.m.-12:30, Monday-Friday. Wages
negotiable. Apply in person. Airborne Express, 2200 W.
Adams. 474-7014.
Earn $375!
If you are a nonsmoking male, age 19-30, you can earn
$375. Just one short stay and returns. Call Harris at 474
PAYS to find out more.
Earn Up to $8/hour
Cleaning techs needed. We will work around school
schedule. Day hours, bonuses, good working conditions.
Call 432-5573.
East Union dishwasher, part-time Monday-Friday, 4-7.
Weekend line servers needed also. Call 472-1731, ask for
Kim or Shelley.
Experienced grocery stocker, daytime hours; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday. Also part-time checkers, evenings
and weekends. Apply in person, Wagner's Food Pride,
3308 A St._
Experienced aerobic instructor for older adults wanted.
Available mornings. 441-7575.
Fundraisers Needed
University foundation phoneathon. Looking for self-moti
vated NU students to raise money by phoning alumni of
the University of Nebraska. Students must possess good
verbal communication skills, self-motivated and a posi
tive atttiude. Hours will be part-time evenings M-T 5:30
10pm and possible weekends. Starting wages $5/hr plus
incentives. If interested, call Kristin at 472-2151 daytime.
Gross opportunity for part-time receptionist, late after
noon, and Saturday morning hours, 10-15/week, Please
leave a message at 421-7410 #4.
Have fun while you work
Schedule around your classes, must be friendly and enjoy
people. Three part-time positions available immediately
for shop serving ice cream and coffee. Apply at the Coffee
Trader, 1200 N Street Skywalk level.
Ice cream/Coffee
Enjoy being a manager. Must be customer service orient
ed. enthusiastic and work with a smile. Apply at Coffee
Trader, 1200 N Street, Atrium Skywalk.
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
MANAGERS
The Manager Meeting for Men’s, Women's, and Faculty/
Staff Basketball will be held Thursday, January 11, at 4:30
p.m. in the Nebraska Union. Each team must have one
representative present to be eligible for competition. Call
472-3467 for more information.
INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL
MANAGERS
The Manager Meeting for Men’s, Women’s and Co-Rec
Volleyball will be held Thursday, January 11, at 5:30 p.m.
in the Nebraska Union. Each team must have one repre
sentative present to be eligible for competition. Call 472
3467 for more information.
Jon’s Notes
Is hiring note takers for all classes. Please apply at Jon's
Notes, located in the the University Bookstore, next to the
Student I.D. office. 472-7313.
Knolls Country Club
Only 10 minutes from city campus. Now has positions
available for day servers and dining room attendants.
Please Call 423-2843 for more information.
LaundryLand is hiring for the 1:45-7:30pm shift at their
21st & J location. Also available 7:15p-1am at 48th & Old
Cheney, 27th & Starr and 56th & Holdrege. $5/hr to train
Apply in person.
LEGAL INTERPRETERS
NEEDED
The Civil Clinical Law Program (CCLP) at the College of
Law seeks interpreters and translators to help intrepret for
CCLP clients in legal settings. Those fluent in English/
Spanish are especially needed. $7.25 per hour. Appli
cants must be willing to attend a training session and be
available to intrepret or translate as needed.
For further information or to apply, contact Professor
Kevin Ruser, College of Law, (402) 472-3271.
Local engineering firm needs mechanical and/or electri
cal engineering student. 20 hours/week and Saturdays.
Soph or first semester jr. only. Contact Tom Ernst. 476
Part-tlme cashiers needed for weekday lunches In
East Union Cafe. $4.75/hour. Apply Rm. 314, East
Union. 472-1776.
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NOW OPEN
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12-7:00 pm
Miller Mailing
Work with other college students!
Part-time mail clerk position available. Hours are 2:30pm
6:30pm Monday-Fnday.
Part-time driver position available. Good driving record
required. Hours are 2:30pm-7pm Monday-Fnday.
2 part-time mail sorters needed. Hours are 2:30pm
6:30pm Monday-Friday.
Apply in person at Miller Mailing, 5005 South 16th St.
Overnight freight company seeking full and part time
drivers to perform pick up and delivery work of overnight
letters and parcels in Lincoln and surrounding areas.
Flexible hours; must be 21. Apply in person to: 2200 West
Adams (East of Airport terminal), Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday from 3 to 7pm.
Part-time Cashiers
Bring your smile into Russ's at 33rd and Hwy 2. Friendly
cashiers are now being selected. Part-time day, evening
and weekend hours are available. Flexible scheduling is
ideal for students. Must be 19 or over. See store director
Todd Schumacher to apply._
Time To Earn That Extra
$$
A Fun & Super Flexible
Job
Awaits You At
RUNZA®
13th & E
East Park Plaza
Edgewood-56th & Hwy 2
Have fun while earning money working in a
positive environment. We offer: EXTREMELY
FLEXIBLE scheduling, GREAT wages,
SCHOLARSHIP program, health, insurance
benefits, paid vacation, advancement opportu
nities, 1/2 price meals, buddy bonus program,
and a place where YOU make a difference!
Stop by and apply today! We currently have part
time day and evening positions available.
Valentino’s downtown
232 N 13th
Now hiring for all a.m. and p.m. positions.Competitive
wages, flexible scheduling. Apply between 2 - 4 p.m.
Volunteers Needed
For campus safety group. Please call Marco at 436-0674
or 472-1167. _
Wanted: Experienced aerobic instructor for local corpo
rate fitness center. Call between 10-12 & 1-3.476-6600
ext 139.
Warehouse Jobs
Great part-time opportunity working 3pm-9pm, M,W,Th in
our warehouse. We offer competitive pay, free parking,
dose proximity to campus ana excellent working condi
tions. Additional hours, summer work and career ad
vancement may be available for outstanding performers.
If you enjoy a fast pace, hard work and take pride in
completing your work accurately and on time, you may be
the the person we need!
Please apply at:
Lincoln Poultry
20th & M Streets
Part-time office cleaning help needed. Flexible schedule,
call Wed-Fri. 3-6pm, 421-7410.
Part-time warehouse/delivery person needed. Morning
hours preferred. Contact Dann, 489-2717, for more infor
mation. Must provive driver abstract.
Automated Systems Inc.
Part-time receptionist/dental assistant Work Mondays
andWednesdays, 8:00am to 4:30pm. Will train. Call 476
Experienced child care needed for 5 and 7 olds. Tuesday
and Thursday 12:30 to 5:30pm. 488-6885.
In-house sitter for three small boys. Approx. 20 hrsiWk,
aftemoons/late afternoons. Rhonda 423-9371.
Nanny/Light Housekeeping
Los Angeles. Must have excellent childcare refs and
driving record. One year committment. Near UCLA. 30
hour, $150/Week. (310)470-4662. _
Need part-time, late afternoon babysitter, prefer nursing
or teaching major. Please call Wed-Fri. 86pm 421 -7410.
Sniffles and Snuggles, 1828 N St., Now owned/operated
by Mary Ann's Child Care Center Inc. Taking applications
for part-time employment opportunities. Contact Mary,
474-7643.
Wanted: Babysitter for 5 year old, in my home, near East
Campus. Must have own transportation. Monday, Tues
day, Thursday evenings and every other Saturday and
Sunday morning. Call 464-7681. Leave message.
Wanted: Dynamic, energetic individuals with proven
leadership skills to work with school-age youths. The
YMCA is one of the largest child care providers in the
country. Join our exciting team in delivering quality pro
grams and services to the community. 7-9 a.m. hours
available immediately. Apply in person at the Northeast
YMCA, 2601 N. 70th. Call 434-9266 for more info.
"Flexible Hours**
Work study students needed at city/east campus librar
ies. Day, evening or weekend hours. $4.60-$4.85/hr.
Apply at Love Library, Rm. 108,472-3963.
Work Study students: East Campus clerical work, 20 hrs/
wk, flexible. Contact Joline Castro 472-2051.
500 SUMMER CAMP OPPORTUNITIES IN NY, PA,
NEW ENGLAND. Choose from over 40 camps. Instruc
tors needed: Tennis, Baseball, Hockey, Rollerblading,
Soccer, LaCrosse, Softball, Volleyball, Basketball, PE
Majors, Education Majors, Gymnastics, English Riding,
Lifeguard, WSI, Water-Skiing, Sailing, Windsurfing, Fit
ness, Archery, Mountain Biking, Pioneering,
Rockclimbing, Ropes, Dance, Piano Accompanist, Dra
matics, Ceramics, Jewelry. Wood Working, Photogra
phy, Radio, Nature, RN’s, Chefs, Food Service. Arlene 1
800-443-6428; 516-433-8033._
Summer Camp
Opportunities
Nebraska's most beautiful camp, YMCA Camp
Kitaki, located on the Platte River, is seeking
applicants for the following positions: Counse
lors. Wranglers. Lifeguards, Waterfront Direc
tors, Assistant Cook, Crafts Instructors,
Adverture Trail Guides, Nature Director, Archery
and Riflery Instructors, Steward, Health Super
visor, Maintenance. Call or write: YMCA Camp
Kitaki, 1039 P Street, Lincoln, NE 68506
(402)434-9225 OR ask for one of our application
packets at your Student Employment/Career
Services Office.
400s Housing
Publisher’s Notice
AU real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to
the federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to
advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination
based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial
status or national origin, or intention to make any such
preferences, limitations or discrimination.
1 -2 Roommates needed to share 3 bedroom house. $228
+ 1/3 utilities. 467-5861. ASAP.
2 male roommates needed to share 4 bedroom apt. near
campus. 474-1872.
Female N/S wanted to share Huntington Apt. near East
Campus. $155/mo + 1/3 utilities. 464-5913.
Female to share home in Highlands. No pets, non
smoker. Call 477-7046.
Need a Roommate ? ?
The Student Information Center keeps a file of interested
students who are looking for a roommate. Come in the
office and check it out. Room 116 Nebraska Union.
Responsible, easy-going roommate for nice 4-bedroom
house. $212 +1/4 utilities and deposit 435-8769.
Responsible nonsmoker to share house with grad stu
dent. One mile from campus. Available immediately.
$295/month plus 1/2 utilities. Call Steve, 476-9435.
Room for rent. $165/month + utilities. Large, clean duplex.
2123 C Street. Call 476-1707, _
Roommate NEEDED! Male, N/S, 4 blocks from city
campus on Vine St. $225 + electric. Call 476-1674. Leave
message.
Roommate needed to share 4-bedroom house near cam
pus. Available NOW, $175 + utilities. 435-3168.
Roommate to share 2 BD, Claremont Apts. Walking
distance to campus. $280. 477-0832 or 476-9312.
Roommate to share 3 Bedroom. Claremont Apts. Close to
campus. $235 -*-1/3 utilities. 435-8448.
Wanted: One roommate to share house. Washer/dryer,
oft street parking, paid utilities. $250/month. Call Blair at
476-0046,
Campus Close
1201 Charleston. 5-6 bedroom, double garage, $975.
430-6328.
Female, non-smoker to share nice Victorian house, 20th
& A area, $190/month + 1/4 utilities. Marcie, 476-8267.
3 BR, 2 bath. A/C. No Pets. $595 per month & deposit.
560-3437.
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3 BR, 2 baths. 1205 Claremont. $600.
3 BR, garage. 2215 Sheldon, $600.
4 BR. 1 1/2 baths. 2832 Dudley, $650.
4 BR, 2 baths. 2834 Starr, $700
432-6644.
Large, 4 Plus bedroom, 2 bath, W/D hookups, parking, Cl
A, 905 E, $800, 430-9012.
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ACROSS
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don’t know
5 Pet for Hi and
Lois
9 Trout type
13 Nullify a
deletion
14 Scent fora
senorita
15 Wore
17 German state
18 El Bahr
19 Valor; virtue
20 Con men
23 Firefighting
gear
25 -for tat
26 Asian holiday
27 Showy bird
28 They have high
hopes
30 Late actor Jack
31 Forewarning
33 Purveyor of
phony money
37 Residents of
Varna
38 Dir. or suffix
41 Abuse
44 Smithy’s block
46 Muslim title
47 Down or rise
lead-in
48 Some are mean
50 Penned legal
aide?
53 Orange Bowl
city
54 Isolated
ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE
55-tone
58 Ruse used by a
gen.
59 Theorbo
60 -majeste
61 What the walls
have
62 Berliner’s
budget
63 Being, to Livy
DOWN
1 C.I.A.
forerunner
2 Alma-,
Kazakh city
3 Anagram for
prorated
4 Take giant
steps
5 Benefactor
6 Arabic letters
7 Gobble
8 “...the
early droop’d
..Whitman
9 Activity at bees
or soirees
10 Zelle’s alias
11 Start of a carol
12 Blackguard
16 Sets of fixed
boxes
21 Canoodle
22 Approaches
perfection
23 Liszt’s “
Preludes”
24 Long follower
28 Buddhist who
has attained
Nirvana
29195 is one
31 Father of
Achilles
32 Specialized part
of a cell
34 Browning’s
“-Vogler”
35 Occupations
38 Dreamy
instrumental
compositions
39 Pose
40 Quintet in “La,
La, Lucille”
41 Disfigures
42 Kindle
43 Tuaregs’ region
44 Connected
with: Suffix
45 Bodkin
48 Noted bag man
49 Aviary sound
51 -Bongo,
President of
Gabon
52 Bumpkin
56 Ninny
57 A modern Grant