Gas goes MLM. Pay 3 cents/gallon, seven levels deep
Fantastic opportunity. 1-800-344-6929.
Guitar Instruction/Rental
Zager Studio, 464-7771,
JOBS IN PARADISE
-Travel abroad and work at a tropical beach resort, due*
ranch, or river rafting company this summer. Excellen
benefits + bonuses. Call Resort Employment Service;
(206)632-0150 ext. R57782._'
LASTCHANCE
For turning in l-Team applications. Deadline Wednesday
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Looking for unique holiday gifts from over 40
countries? Find jewelry, carvings, chess sets,
pottery and lots more at Helping Hands where
your purchase supports fair wages for
craftspeople around tne world.
Helping Hands in 2 Lincoln locations:
The Haymarket: 8th & P(across from the Mill)
Piedmont: Cotner & A
NATIONAL PARKS HIRING
Positions are now available at National Parks, Forests 8
Wildlife Preserves. Excellent benefits + bonuses! Call: 1
206-545-4804 ext. N57782
Peace Corps
Video and information: Thursday, November 30th, Easl
Campus Union at Noon and Friday, December 1st, Ne
braska Union at Noon.
Pre-Vet Club
Turn in raffle tickets to VBS 112 by Nov 30.
Christmas Potluck, Sun Dec 3. RSVP to Berkley or
Robert. __
PUBLICITY WORSKHOP
TOMORROW
4:30, Henzlik Hall, Student organizations RSVP, 472
2454 Student Involvement. You bring the ideas...we
supply the experts.
Thursday, November 30
12:30-2:00 pm
Nebraska Union
North Lounge
UNL COMMUNITY
CONVERSATIONS
Topic:
“Violence: Perspectives
on Causes & Effects”
Moderator: John Harris
Students, faculty & staff are
Invited to join In an open and civil
dialogue on a critical Issue!
TUTORS
The Student Information Center has a list of tutors for
student use. Anyone wishing to be on the list either to tutor
or in need of a tutor, fill out an application at the ASUN
Student Info. Center, 116 Nebr. Union.
UNL Chess Club
Tuesdays, 6:30pm. Student Union Food Court. ALL STU
DENTS WELCOME!
CAMPUS RED CROSS
It's a Holiday Party I November 29 at 5:00 at the American
Red Cross chapter house on 17th & E St. We’ll be doing
a tun activity and everyone is welcome!
Block & Bridle Club
Meeting, Nov. 29. East Campus Union. 7pm initiates, 7:30
regular. Pictures lor the annual will be taken tonight!
IMA
Lest meeting of the semester
_Officer elections Wednesday at 6:00pm
SEA
WewantYOUtobeanofficerinSEA. Officer informational
mtg. Wed. Nov. 29 at 7:00. Henz. Rm 201. All interested
are welcome to attend.
STAND
Christmas party tonight! Meet on the north side of the
health center at 6:45pm. We’ll carpool to Julianne’s. See
the last meetings minutes for what to bring.
TCAB
Don't forget we have elections this Thursday, November
30 at 6:30pm in Mabel Lee room 262. Please make every
effort to attend our FINAL MEETING for the fall semester I
UNL Rodeo Club
Exec meeting Wednesday Nov 29 at 7pm, East Campus
Union. General membership meeting to follow at 7:30.
Room to be posted.__
UPO
Undergraduate Psychology Organization is hosting a
panel of graduate students to talk about the realities of
graduate school, on Wednesday, November 29. at
5:00pm in the City Union (room posted). Bri ng a friend and
please remember your $5 dues.
axd.
Congrats to Trisha Spriek on being accepted to the
Emerging Leaders Program and as a page this summer.
We're so proud of you!
A belated thanks to the men of Farmhouse for pizza and
the speaker. "You guys can come over anytime."
Love, the Women of Alpha Chi
axq.
Thanks to the women of AXO for having us over for dinner
and a speaker, it was a good lesson with good company.
The Men of Farm House
AMI
Congrats to our newly elected officers and thanks to the
outgoing officers! And our new officers are; President
Jenny Brown; Executive Vice President-Alison Heitman.
Membership Education Vice President-Jennifer
Schawana, Alpha Education Chair-Bechy Vahle, House
Chair-Betn Niemeier, Panhellenic Delegate-Angie Deck.
Rush Chair-Heather Beasley, Senior Member-at-Large^
Sara Aswegan, Junior Member-at-Large-Alyson Kiefel,
Recording Secretary-Shelly Hardies, Corresponding
Secretary-Emihr Bauman, Guard-Courtney Gohl Schol
arship Chalr-Stephanie Schraml, Philanthropy Chair
Lisa Unehan, Social Chair-April Warford, Standards
Chair-Sheila Fleming.
!_ _ ATP
Thanks to AGR for a wonderful dinner exchangetLet's do
it again!
_ The Ladies of ADPi
ATE
Congratulations to the 1996 Executive Officers of Alpha
Gamma Sigma: President, Eric Dam; Vice President
Jude Werner; Secretary, Doug Eisenmann; Treasurer,
Ryan Rikli; Fraternity Educator, Mark Clayton; Rush
Chairmen, Matt Sasek andZane Young; House Manager,
Bill Japp; Scholarship, Warren Coulter; Social, Brent
Karstens; Alumni Relations, Justin Slndt; IFC Represen
tative, Kevin Buhrman. Congratulations also to Kevin
Wemhoff for being elected IFC Secretary.
. Congratulations to Jeremy Fritz and Jody Hill (Tri-Delt)
and also Chad Hill and Kiersten Yanken (Alpha Phi) on
- their pinnings. Best wishes in the future!
The Men of AGS
AT
Congrats to our newly elected officers: President-Cari
> Stanko, V.P. Chapter Programming-Jenn Klein, V.P.
t Pledge Education-Jody Ryan, V.P. Rush-Uz Going, V.P.
i Scholarship-Tera Sasso, Panhellenic-Courtney
Cardaronella, Recording Secretary-Stephanie Weldon,
- Executive Treasurer-Molly Smith, House Manager-Miki
Dolan, V.P. Social Standards-Kara Patterson, Corre
SDonding Secretary-Carrie Vincent, Rituals-Katie
. Karnopp, Foundations-Karey Vering, Anchora/Historian
Jill Nielsen, P.R./Activities-Annie Stoecklein, Member
Education-Amy Easterly, Well Aware-Sarah Schmidt,
Internal Social-Stephanie Bulver, External Social
Christie Swanson, Sponsorship Chair-Jenna Williamson,
Senior Programmer-Shalyse Washburn, Songleader
Sarah Thiele, Point Keeper-Tami Haith, H.B. Soph. Mem
ber-Holly lerny, H.B. Junior Member-Molly Hallett, H.B.
Member-Janelle Campbell, Rush Assistant-Nicole
Sibert, Assistant Treasurer-Shannon Mercer, P.R. Assis
tants-Sarah Ahrens & Kara Grassmeyer.
ATA
Congratulations to our new executive members: Presi
dent, Kirk Kluver; 1st Vice, Tom Wolf; 2nd Vice, Dave
Maloley; Treasurer, Carson Wright: Recording Secretary,
Alex Williams: Corresponding Secretary, John Hain;
Guide, Blake Nedrow; Sergaent at Arms, Jeremy
McCroden; IFC rep, Leon Thomas: Academic Affairs,
Chad Mariska; Pledge Ed, Eric Mach.
Congratulations also to our new Rush Chairs: Chris
Lorenz, Kris Flammang, and Andrew Long.
FH
Congratulations to Curtis Knobbe on being elected IFC
Vice President. We are very proud of you.
Your Brothers
KA~
Congratulations to our new appointed officers: Activities,
Susan Neuhaus; Alumnae Relations, Heather Hellbusch;
Asst. Membership, Cari Hayden; Asst. Philanthropy,
Amie Fahrenbruch; Asst. PR, Libby Ferguson; Chaplain,
Becky Sahl; Computer Chair, Ann Nabity; Dagger Dealer,
Steph Garner Gracious Living, Kris Secfivy; Guard,
Becky Simpson; Historian, Shelley Sautter; Intramurals,
Jill Staehr; Magazine Chair, Brandi Albers; Membership
Education, Becky Chinn; Parliamentarian, Nikki Schultz;
Philanthropy, Stacia Gieck; Project Excellence, Kate
McCabe; Rec Committee, Carin Ramsel, Traci Lovitt,
Renee Jensen , Tasha Ludwig; Scholarship Committee,
Angie Cool, Erin Halligan, Janae Long, Mindy Flint; SET
Leaders, Dana Dawson, Heidi Staroscik, Kristin Johnson,
Jill Stultz, Shannon Hilt, Christine Meyer; Sergeant at
Arms, Jessica Fargen; Sisterhood, Shari Reimer; Social
Internal, Angie Piontek; Social External, Colleen
O’Bryan; Songleader, Andi Barker; Spirit, Angie Hensiek;
Standards Board, Erica Woods, Shari Reimer, Jill Stultz.
kaT
Congratulations to Alison Gray for being Account Exec
utive of the month for the Daily Nebraskan. We are very
proud of you!
Love, your sisters
riBo
Congratulations to all of the new elected officers: Presi
dent, Katie Hamer; VP Moral, JoAnna Muff; VP Mental,
Kerry Florio; Secretary, Michelle Heitzler; Panhellenic,
Stacy McCroden; VP Social, Mindy Hoelscher; Social
Chair, Tegan Leahy; Rush Chair, Holly Crocker; Member
ship Chair, Jen Bonge; House Manager, Nicole Grueber;
Treasurer, Jen Akromis; Philanthropy, Megan Shaffer;
Internal Social, Tage Sup; Assistant Treasurer, Sara
Haggem; Chaplain, Jada Walls; Assistant Pledge Ed,
Paige Felzein; Social/Mental Helper, Stacy Frost; Corre
sponding Secretary, Kim Eicher/ Annie Jones; Points
Chair, Emily Point; Historian, Kameron Dannhauser; In
tramural Chair, Thea Herkenrath; Activites Chair, Meg
Wells; Risk Management Kara Slaughter; Housemom
liason, Erin Dolan; Arrow Correspondent, Kara Thomp
son; Interest group head, Leah DiPrima; Censors,
Stephanie Lake and Amy Ehlers; Standards Board, Liza
Miller, Julie Circo, Abby Nies and Rhonda Jones.
Congratulations to Chad Priest & Greg Vanier on winning
the All University Pitch Championship.
__Phi Alpha, The Men of SAE
SOE
Congratulations to our New Execs: Brad Duff, Brad Hilton,
Jim McClymont, Bill Mchie, and Bruce Bauer.
Your Stg Ep Brothers
EOE
WE'RE BACK
From, Your New PR
UN-L STUDENT GOVERNMENT
LAST MEETING
OF THE SEMESTER
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 29
6:30pm
CULTURE CENTER
INFORMATION AND AGENDA AVAILABLE
_115 NEBRASKA UNION
Mmmmmm....Pupplesl
To anyone who witnessed the car accident in the parking -
lot west of HSS on Nov. 15th at 11:15am, please call 438
7055.
Twinke 1 & Twinke 2,
What happened to you guys? Let me know.
P. Pal
Resoond Via D.N.
To the Kanasas transfer student with the camera,
Sorrylddnlget your name, (would like to get to know you
better. Look me up in Harper Han._
FOUNO: Broach in parking lot North of Morm Halt a few
weeks ago. Call 420-1915to claim.
. LOST: REWARD!
Wanted 100 Students. Lose 8-100 pounds. New metab
olism breakthrough. I lost 15 pounds in three weeks. RN
assisted. Guaranteed results. $35 cost 1-800-579-1634.
WITNESSES
Ifyou were in Iguanas on Tuesday (11/21), I NEED YOU.
The mgr has filed assault charges against me. Please call
Michelle at 465-4228, (leave a message if I'm not there),
Thanks. _
Fast, Easy. No Investment Necessary. Make $500 in 5
days. Greeks, dubs, anyone!1800-862-1962 Ext 33.
Women to talk with you live! Unforgettable Conversa
tions! Call this exclusive 24 hr. hotline! 1-900-740-3399
Ext. 1068. $3.99 per min. Must be 18 yrs. Touch-tone,
phone required. Serv-U (619) 645-8434.
300s Jobs
{Entrepreneurs Wanted!
Exciting new business opportunity right here, right now.
Not flipping burgers, not door to door, not telemarketing,
simply something you'll love while working your own
hours, determining your own wage. Call Toby, 434-3338
★ 'A 'A
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RARE OPPORTUNITY
TELEMARKETERS
Join Lincoln's fastest growing firm where the work envi
ronment is stimulating and tun and where YOU CAN
MAKE BIG BUCKS!
Starting with a guaranteed $6.50 rate, you can earn $8.50
with good performance. We also offer paid training,
awesome non-cash bonuses and flexible hours. In all a
great part-time position— see for yourself
Apply in person or call Jane. EOE.
IMS
434-2626
Suite 304 Golds Galleria
Agriculture background?
Earn extra money, PT/FT, marketing crop and animal
products. Call 434-7580 for info.
TELEPHONE INTERVIEWERS
National Research Corporation, the healthcare industry’s
leading provider of market research, is now accepting
applications for its professional interviewing staff. Great
position for self-motivated and strong willed. Previous
experience preferred.
"Temporary daytime positions available
"Flexible scheduling
"Convenient downtown location
"Paid training
‘Competitive hourly wage
'Casual work environment
"ABSOLUTELY NO SELLING!
For more information or to schedule an interview, please
call the Data Collection Department: 475-4520 between
8am & 4pm M-F.
Builders
Health/Ni __ __ ting for aggressive and motivated
people to help train and manage expanding sales force.
Creativity and positive attitude required, 402-484-7339.
BOOKKEEPER
Part-Time
We are looking for a reliable accounting student to handle
accounts receivable duties until May 1996. Position
requires approximately 12-15 hours/week. Please apply
between 10-5, Tues.-Sat.
Glaser Ceramics, Inc,
2325 Klmarra Place
464-6454
Business opportunity. Supplement your income with no
limits. Need senous people now. Call 441-0922.
Calvin and Hobbi
BEFORE/AFTER SCHOOL
RECREATION
Lincoln Parks and Recreation has openings for positions
working with elementary children recreation programs.
Positions begin Jan. 3, 1996. Must be able to work
Monday thru Friday during ONE of the following shifts: 7
9 am, 2:30-5:45 pm, 3:15-5:45pm. Pay rate: $5-5.20/hour
for morning positions, $4.80-5.00 for afternoon positions.
441^952 EOBl^9rOUnd °ffiC8' 1225 F St” 2nd fl00r
CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!
NOW IS THE TIME TO EARN EXTRA
SPENDING MONEY AT
RUNZA® !
We have EXTREMELY FLEXIBLE HOURS for
people with busy schedules! We offer: GREAT
WAGES, paid vaction, paid medical insurance,
opportunities for ADVANCEMENT, 1/2 price
meals, the Buddy Bonuse Program and a Schol
arship Program.
Apply TOOAY for a Fun & Flexible job at:
13th & E Street (Day Shifts)
11th & Cornhusker (Day & Evening Shifts)
IwWRi
Delivery Drivers
Full and part time positions available. Earn $6-10/hour.
Must be 18 andhave good driving record. Apply at Little
Caesar's, 48th & O St or Capital Beach & West O.
DRIVERS
Pizza Hut Delivers
We currently have full and part-time openings for delivery
drivers who want to earn top compensation.
Earnings potential up to $8/hour and greater
Company provided Insurance program
Flexible Hours
Free meals and uniforms
Drivers must be 18 and have own car. To find out more
please apply in person or call.
402-475-2658
Pizza Hut
14th &Q
EOE
HAVEN MANOR
Assisted living for the elderly
Part-time and full time evening and night personal
caregiver positions available. Contact Doreen at 434
2680.
Immediate waitery positions open. Apply at Taj Mahal
Cuising of India, 5500 Old Chenney Rd, 420-1133.
It’s Sunny and Warm
in Orlando Florida!
Spend your Christmas break at some of Orlando's finest
resort hotels as pool attendents and activity directors.
National Recreation company has immediate openings
for part-time and full-time positions. Call 800-864-6762 for
more information and application.
Lawn care help. $6.50/hr and up. Call 430-6658.
National Environmental Company expanding to the Ne
braska area. Seeking agressive leaders to facilitate
growth, strong compensation package, up to 30% com
mission, with bonus and incentives, call 483-5854 to set
up interview.
Quality child care assistant needed. Part-time, flexible
around school schedule, MUST BE DEPENDABLE, Call
Kim 430-9019.
Earn extra money, helping with household chores, call
423-4924, between 1-3:30pm, ask for Cindy.
5S
FOOD SERVICE ASSISTANT
Work around your class schedule, evening and weekend
hours available in our Food Services Dept. Assist with the
preparation, delivery, and cleaning of meal trays for
patients. Excellent starting wage and tuition reimburse
ment available. (16-32 hrs/wk)
Apply in person 8-4:30pm Mon-Fri.
Personnel Department
MADONNA REHABILITATION
HOSPITAL
5401 South Street
Lincoln, NE 68506
EOE
FT & PT Sales
Looking for hands-on people who have done mainte
nance or retail hardware work and enjoy working in a
"customer service” environment. No evenings or Sun
days. Apply in person. No phone calls. Baker Hardware,
801 N Street.
Grisanti's Casual Italian Restaurant is looking for high
energy, fun, upbeat, professional Associates, ffow taking
applications for all positions. Apply in person, 6820 "O' St.
NOW HIRING
Super Circuit Attendant
Wanted: Students with weight training experience and
exceptional customer service skills. Prior experience in a
weight training/fitness environment recommended. Exer
cise Science major or related field helpful. Responsible
for overseeing the Cybex Super Circuit equipment and its
users. Starting pay is $5.00 an hour. Applications are
available at the Campus Recreation office and may be
turned in there to Andy Link. Apply by December 5,1995.
Office Assistant
Part-time opportunity for self-starter to assist in general
office responsibilities. Duties include: prepare reports on
PC; answer phones; coordinate traveling schedules;
photocopying. Position requirements: 27 hours/week
with flexible daytime hours; proficient with Word Perfect
and Lotus; experience handling customer requests via
phone. Previous office experience desired.
Apply in person, 8am-4pm, M-F through December 8 to
Woodmen Accident And Life
Human Resources
1526 K Street
Lincoln, NE
_EOE
Part-time delivery person needed M-F 1:30-5:30. Excel
lent driving record. Please apply at Danter Dental Lab 125
S 9th.
Part-time mail clerk
Collects and processes incoming and outgoing mail.
Must have ability to process written and printed material.
Be dependable and reliable. Must have the abiltity to
move objects weighing approximately 60 pounds. Prefer
PC experience and typing ability. Hours are 12pm-5:30 or
6:00pm Monday-Fnday (depending on workload) with
additional hours the first of the month and during vaca
tions.
For more details call the First Commerce Job Hotline 434
4700.
Equal Opportunity Employer
Part-time child care teacher for school-aged children.
Experience working with groups of elementary-aged chil
dren, arts, crafts, sports, drama, and music activities are
a plus. 475-0805.
Part-time cashier needed. 2-7pm Tuesday-Friday. 10-6
on Saturday. Apply 1745 O Street. Family Thrift Center.
Pom pon squad instructor for elementary students. Call
Kari Swanson at 423-2356.
Earn $440!
If you are a smoking or nonsmoking male, age 19-55, you
can earn $440. Weekend stays. Call Harris at 474-PAYS
to find out more.
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headed 43 Scatter
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64 Oscillated
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10 Worthy
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22 Floribundas
24 Letter openers
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