MIDNIGHT DREARY
You’re a Business Major cramming for an
English Lit exam. It’s late and you’re cranky.
You keep thinking,“How the heck is the damn j
‘Raven’ gonna help me land a job on Wall m
Street?” You get angry. So you call Dad to vent. 1
He helps you understand the importance of
it all. Then he yells at you for dialing zero I
to call collect. Quoth the father. "Nevermore.”
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