Hiring based on race, gender When you decided to attend this ! university, you expected a few things. You expected to meet new people, leant new things, get drunk and have fun. But most of all, you expected to get an education. The best possible. Well, unfortunately, the adminis trators of this facility, i.e. Graham Spanier, are not interested in offering the best possible. They expect you, the student body and lifeblood of this — and any — university, to get by with mediocre. This is evident in the poor manage ment of school funds, the raising of student athletic ticket prices (without fair warning, I might add), and most recently, the “green space” debacle. But none of these equal in magni tude the effect of hiring less-than qualified faculty to guide and instruct us through four-plus years of academia. A friend and a prominent faculty member have brought it to my atten tion that hiring substandard profes sors has become commonplace in the land of Graham — all in the name of equality and diversification. Let me explain. Since his first day inoffice, Spanier has said affirmative action would be one of his biggest priorities. The fac ulty member to whom I spoke be lieves Spanier’s policy is to continue hiring women and minority faculty until more of these said groups are Cresent than white male faculty mem ers. The idea is to have a reflective ratio of faculty in relation to the stu dent body. More female students, more female professors. Of course, this silliness has noth ing to do with education. Let me give you an example of what I mean. Recently, a University of Nebraska-Lincoln department was in search of a new professor to fill a vacated spot. An “advisory commit tee” was formed to choose the best possible candidate. This committee, which did all the research and back ground work, had no actual power but was under the impression that whom A friend and a prominent faculty member have brought it to my attention that hiring substandard professors has become commonplace in the land of Graham — all in the name of equality and diversification. ever they chose would be offered the position. As with most committees, their opinion and findings were disre garded. (As you go through life, you’ll find that committees are simply a way for bureaucrats to appease the public until we forget about the whole thing. I believe nothing will come of the committees that are investigating the death of Francisco Renteria and the handouts and gifts received by former Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy. Just as nothing came of the Iran-Contra affair.) The “advisory committee” began by subm itting a I ist of 30 names to the Affirmative Action and Diversity Office. Before this, however, they had to attend an orientation, held by the office, in which they were told to do their best to hire a minority. Once again, nothing to do with education. The committee then narrowed their list down to 10 candidates. This list was given to the head of the depart ment, who reviewed it with the dean of the college. This list contained six men and four women when submit ted. After the review, the committee got the list back for its final input and decision. The list contained one man and four women. The committee then ranked the fi nalists, deciding that the male candi date was the best qualified for the job. The women then were slotted accord ingly, under the assumption that it was a moot point, because the male candidate would get the job. The best candidate was chosen unanimously. What you must understand is that this committee was comprisedof four | women and one man. These respected and long-standing faculty members were not interested in race, color or sex. Their sole responsibility was to choose the BEST person for the job, not the most politically correct one. As professors, their main function is to give students the BEST possible education. Needless to say, the best candidate was not offered the position. That decision came from the top. Please understand that I’m all for equal opportunity, but not when it comes at the expense of my educa tion. 1 have friends who are black, Asian and Polish, but most of them are Jewish. Hell, I’m the only “goy” I know. A lot oftime, money and resources are spent in public relations at this school. “Come lookat our green space, our diversity.” Not enough is spent on repairing our crumbling buildings and equipment. These issues affect stu dents more than grass. But Spanier isn’t interested in im proving this university. Just his im age. He has a social agenda, and we are suffering from it, though it should not come as a surprise that personal politics and ego are preventing progress. Specifically, the best pos sible education. He’s trying to leave his mark and then leave town. It can’t come too soon. .Instter Is ■ junior news-editorial and broadcasting major and a Dally Nebraskan columnist. Open up your closets, minds The status of my closet is the story of my life. As a child, my closet was a warm, cozy place where I could elude my little brother in a game of hide-and-seek. Sometimes I would spend hours in my closet with a flashlight and a comic book, tucked away in my own private little library with the Amazing Spider Man or the Green Lantern. Then came adolescence, and my reading nook became a place where I could toss all my junk when Mom made me clean my room. If 1 could see the floor, I figured I’d done my job. My mother, who in a past life was a drill instructor in the Prussian army, had higher standards. She took one look at my orga nized shelves, the hospital corners on the bed and the carpet — with vacuum tracks still visible — and headed straight for the closet like a police dog with a bead on a baggy of dope. When she opened the door, assorted junk piled around her ankles. “Look at this mess! You call this clean?” “Um ... well, yeah... I mean, how many people are going to look in my closet?” Remember being a teen-ager? Remember sassing your parents? Remember how your mother’s head would spin around when your mouth got smarter than your brain? “Dammit, do you want ME to clean this up?!” she would ask, which really meant: “Dammit, do you want me to throw all this junk in the trash and bum it?” So I would sift slowly through the avalanche of junk on my floor. Every magazine was perused. Every piece of paper was judged before going into the trash sack. Every piece of clothing was held up to see whether it was actually dirty or just thrown in the closet after being tried on for 30 seconds. On Tuesday, many gays and lesbians around the country will clean out the closets that society has filled with guilt and shame. They will risk being ridiculed, fired from their jobs, assaulted or even killed, because they are tired of living behind closed doors. At first, my procrastination came from being miffed at Mom. But pouting wears thin pretty quickly, and 1 would become absoroed by the task at hand. One by one, 1 unearthed old games, toys or books that I had cherished once. My childhood memoirs had been forgotten, buried under layers of Young Miss magazines and V-neck sweaters. By the time I was done, I still had a pile of junk in my closet, but as a good archeologist, I carefully filed my artifacts. Nowadays, the Spider-Man comics, the Etch-A-Sketch and the construction paper Thanksgiving turkey are boxed up in a closet in my parents’ house. With most of my junk elsewhere, my closet now is empty with the exception of a few clothes. It’s so big I could rent it out to someone as another room. I could even live without a closet if I didn’t need a place to put my skeletons. While my house closet is sparse, my mental closet is packed to the rafters with things I need to hide from most people, including my own mother. It she knew what was 1 storing in my attic, her head would spin around. Most of us hide things in our heads. Many are skeletons that no one else needs or wants to see. Others need to be let out, but we don’t know how to do it without scaring people. Homosexuality scares a lot of kiss, I was shocked. But I was also shocked the first time 1 saw hetero sexual sex. Everything is shocking if you’ve never seen it before. Just because something seems strange at first doesn’t make it unnatural or wrong. Too many people can’t get over that shock. They lash out against gay men and women who open up their closets and say: “See? I’m a human being just like you, except that you want me to stay locked away from the world, because my choice of companionship makes you uncomfortable.’’ On Tuesday, many gays and lesbians around the country will clean out the closets that society has filled with guilt and shame. They will risk being ridiculed, fired from their jobs, assaulted or even killed, because they are tired of living behind closed doors. They shouldn’t have to be in a closet in the first place. No one should. To those who can come out, let me give you my respect and admiration. To those who can’t, let me give you a little bit of light in a dark, cold world. You can even borrow my Spider Man comics if you want. Paulnuut la a senior news editorial and history major and a Dally Nebraskan columnist. 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