Resumes Professionally typeset and laser printed $15 plus tax Dally tMtrmakmn, baamattl of thm Nabrmaka Union Sears Resume Service Put your bast foot forward, get interviews! Student rates proven results. 464-9537 Term Paper Crunch? I Will do your typing Reasonable rate. Call CD at 475 3610 Will transcribe tapes, type dissertations, theses papers Call Chris 474-2194 . Papers 200s Notices 210 Announcements A Gift Bring this classified along with a canned good to the Kaplan Center at 245 N. 13th St. Wa'II donate the canned goods to a Lincoln chanty and give you a $25.00 discount onsn MCAT, GRE, GMAT, LSAR. DAT or OAT prep course_ ATTENTION Student Organizations Fund Allocation Committee applications are available in 117 NU, outside 200 NU and 300 East Union irs Business Mai CBA Student Advisory Board. Applications available at the Office for Student Involvement and CBA 138 Trouble with your Vision? Call the University Health Center's NEW Optometry Clnlc at 472-7415 tor more information or an appointment. Come Rain or Come Shine ITS THE 1M4 INVOLVE MENT FAIR. Tues. Sept 20, 10:30-2:30, Nebraksa Union. On the Plaza if great weather, inside 2nd floor if it's yucky weather Comelo the FAIR, be involved at UNL Coming Soon Homecoming 1994 CELEB SELLOUT RATION Attention Student Organizations, Greek chapters and residence halls ictions can be picked up m " office. Culture Center. Event; (he Office for Greek Affairs. Multi-Cultural Affairs, RHA office. University Program Counsil,'Alumni Assoc and at the Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs office Any student organizations residence hall floors, or Involvement (city & east campus) l. Campus Recreation ed Homecoming Week is October 24-29,1994 CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING -Earn up to $2,000+/month working on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companies World travel (Hawaii, Mexico, the Caribbean, etc) Seasonal 8 Full-Time employment available No experience n« sary For more information call 1 -206-634-0468 C57781. CRUISE SHIP JOBS! Attention students Earn $2000* monthly Part-time, full time World Travel No experience needed Can (802) 453-4651 Cruise Ship Employment Where and how to gat a great new Job Summer and year round work available No experience necessary for many positons Free room and board Free travel and great adventures 35-pg booktet-$14«6{ ' ' ' ' Information, PO Box Island. 02840 gmrantMd 106. Nemo 1282, Dept 106. Newport Rhode Garage Sale. Broyhill Fountain Saf 10am-5pm, Sun 12am !uT^nI^)?oAiK MPLi)YMENT ***• up to $2,000 |T —‘ -??lno basic conversational English SmSSi iSr,aTS!!S "l8 Kor“ **»* i ,bo^rd 4 °*h«r benefits. No teaching Fof intramural sports _ TOURNAMENT NIGHT 8port# Tournament Night this f*'bj Campu# Recreation Center! The action h£U,5L6J22.p 'll “f*1 indud*» ‘be following events SSffi frrjasrr: event Call 472-3467 for more information ISSUES OF FAITH, VALUES AND ETHtCSI Sunday Morning, Sept. 18 10:3044 “ASK YOUR CAMPUS PASTORS” CORNERSTONE-UMHE •40 N. IS 81 BRING YOUR QUESTIONS During morning worship Mortar Board ~b!Rfl!!£'£uto§£*riC^andKristiW for their great job on the calendars They look great! PARKWOOD ASIAN STORE/ JUNG’S ORIENTAL FOOD BUSINESS HOURS 10:00a.m.-7:00pm everyday 3031 O St Suite 105A PARKWOOD PLAZA 402-435-8915 PARTY NFL STYLE 52**'ewpals or a hot babe and like to parly? >aL: --.7 . m ira u«ue ana _ . WTfJiot toad upthe troops for a party caravan to watch former Huskers Neil Smith and Will Shields ( .....-oowius along with Jos r?8t 01 th# Chiefs hammer the entire NFL Metu Sports Tours has your ticket to free cocktails r^d.^fdi;poundM° NFL ac*l0n •* Arrowhead! Call us no* for the ultimata party caravan 402-557-7373 Prairie Stomp 1994 Friday Sept 16 at East Campus Union Rifle Club P°*,,,ori t«ro« (hooting? Nationally ranked UNL Rrfla Club it looking for new member Noexpenence 2Ta*N**y Pr*chv* Thur* and 800 * fl 30 pm, room 2, Rootbeer Floats! It's tha Ag-Man LrttJa Sister Rushl Sept 20at7 00pm Coma join tha fun Don't miu out CM Darran, 436-6318 for information RUNAWAY Coniemporary fold duo Runaway, will t Thursday at r30 pm in the Culture Center. Public S3 Sponsored by the University Pro be psrformmg _r. Studantsfraa. Sponsored by lha Univarsity Program Council Seventh Annual Cultural Diversity Retreat, October 22-23 LaadaraNp Career, (Aurora) Applications avaii abta at Sludant Affairs. MuMcuiural Affairs. Slu n (City and East Campus). Cul ture Cantar. and ASUM CaN 472-3755 tor more SKYDIVE 'umptrornapar^^^ good arpiana CaN Crete SfcydK TCAB i have a meeting tonight at 6pm In Mabel Lae. Bring url-shirt nonay to pay for your I Teachers College iitJ.n.i ■ a*-u «-»-i-lnr _ «ovfiory ooera is loorona for witsfi. Pick up an application in Hsnzhk feom 106. laacftns for submitting is Saptsvnbsr 23. UNL Bssebsll Club ^Mention old members snd near. Practice starting Sun. Bf 6,1:00pm Woods Park, 33rd6‘O* 7?7sCaNScoflat 20^2055 or 421-0943 UNL Offices enter Office ter Student Invotvemenl (city A east cam us). Greek Affairs. Muili-Cullural Affaire. Campus Rac Mbon. RHA oflloa. Univareity Program CcuncH, Alumni ssoc snd si tie Vies ChshcsNof for Studsnt Affairs Sica Enav daadHna Oct 21 TNI FAN MDK By GARY LARSON :s=n _ ‘Don’t Mt the flippers, Zeke, or they’ll know we’re tourists." Want practice writing? Need help drafting? Revising? Covrw to ttio Writing Assistance Center 12*Andrews, PH: 472-M03. Women’s Soccer Club Practice Tuesday end Wednesday at 3:30 and Thursday at 5:30 at Mable Lee Fields Any questions, call Sarah at 215 Meetings Actuarial Science Club Sept 16 at 7 00pm in the Union (room posted) Seminar on resume building New members welcome Circle K (A service organization) Meeting Sunday 7pm city union. Room will be posted New members welcome Concerned about the environment? Join ECOLOGY NOW 7:30 PIN Thursday at tha Union. Room Is posted. Entrepreneurs of the Round Table Whet: Round table discussion over dinner with sucessful entrepeneurs. Who: Anyone interested in networking with suceeefut business leedere. When: Thursday September 22, 5:30 PM N€ Union Sponsored by: The Association of Collegiate Entrepre neurs and Students in Free Enterprise Cell 472-3353 or stop by CBA 209 to reserve your seat Gaming Guild of Lincoln Meeting every Saturday at 4pm in Nebraska Union. Room posted Everyone Welcome I Pre-Dental Club Meeting 7:00 pm Thursday, Sept 15, room 11 of Dental College. All majors welcome! Pop served Questions call Scott 435-6116 or Cameron 476^9670 Pre-Pharmacy Club Meeting Wednesday, Sept 21 at 6pm in the Nebraska Union (room posted)__ Pre-physical Therapy meeting Sept 15, 7 pm , Umv Health Center, Rooms A-C, Speak ere from Kentuchy end Mayo SAAers Meeting tonight at S 00pm at the Wick Center! Student Foundation Meeting today in the Union - SO BE THERE Officers will meet at 4 45 with the regular meeting starting at 5:15 UNL Tennis Club Thurs, Sept 15 6 30pm ueRsc For more Campus Rsc TV lounge tore info call Laura, 436-9164 220 Greek Affairs AXQ ait Danes and Desperados *94 AO/ATA Oh Gnarly I Love My Harley Bom to ride September 16 1994 AO Tournament Sept 25 Entries do Sept. 20 AIT AXQ MASTERS “94 Mmiature Goff Tournament heM Sunday Sept 25th at North 40 Goff Sign up by Sept 23rd Are you ready to rock the boat? Riverboat ’94 AAA XAE Congratulations to our 8 Husker hostesses Jen Dawson, Staci Volker, Gina Radios, Megan Wise, Amy Bow. Tara Gestring, Andrea Tatro, and Mami Mon son Way to go Love your Alpha Phi sisters Ar Congratulations to Can Stanko on being selected as the Chancellor Leadership Advising Assistant! _ Love, DG DON'T MISS OUT ON THE FUN! Greek Yearbook Staff Deadline has been extended to Friday. September 16 Applications available at Greek Affairs Gamma Phi Beta: _ . _ Thanks for a great Riverboat! The buses broke down but at least the boat didn't sink! The Men of Alpha Gamma Sigma Pinning Party? Room rental (available Sunday thru Wednesday) rates! Call 438-6098 or 430-0992 Great EX Darby Days Everybody Bring A Bud! EN Congratulations Jay Hawkins and Kevin Wagner for be Ing this year's first two King Pins. Maybe next time Dennis Towns Club Congratulations to our now pledges: Jessie Fries, Marg aret Woeppei, ertn Jurgens, suzie Shepard. Jen Kod, and Angie Wieser Love, you T.C Sisters 240 Personals Hey UTE SAA’ers. Moses is taklngcareofhispeopleonce again Check your 3AA boxes for more commandments Meet at the Hippie ones tonight at 10:00 DUEY- Roses are Red Calvin loves Hobbes I knew it was right When Hammer ok ed your Knobs Thanks for a Great year! Big-Oawg I want a woman who likes Objectivism, the philosophy of Ayn Rand Box 80661 LmcoIn NE 68501 245 Lost & Found Found welch Wednesday on R street sidewalk near Administration Building Stop by ON office, 34 NE Union FOUND: Keys on Basic Instinct keyring Claim at Daily Nebraskan office, 34 Nebraska Union FOUND Watch in Area 20 Lot behind Harper/Schramm/ Smith Claim at the Daily Nebraskan Glasses lost on East Campus In charcoal and pasley case, tortoise shell frames Reward 489-6040 or 472 300s Jobs 300 Help Wanted 9.25-ENTRY LEVEL COLLEGE STUDENTS Due to expansion, a National corporation hes 22 open $$$ Flexible hours - unlimited income potential. Position your self for changes that are now happening The timing is Recorded message 441-0800 right. $5 Hour Plus Incentives! Universtiy of Nebraska Foundation Phonathon looking for self-motivated students with good communication Mills J .. I evenings and 2-2151 or Kristin at 472-8833 (after 5pm) to set up a phone inter BUS DRIVERS LINCOLN PUBLIC SCHOOLS Early and Mid-Afternoon routes, approximately 4/hrs per day Must present current driving abstract when apply ing Salary l832Atr - benefits available for regular worn assignments of15/hrs or more Alcohol/drug tests will be concfocted Apply Human Resources, 5901 O’ Street daVinci’s 11th & “G” 434-7090 Now hiring for full and part-time in-store and delivery positions, also a full time closing position Cormany veNde may ba available for some positions. We offer flexfole scheduling. 1/2 price meals, paid vacation, free uniforms Apply 2-4pm. _ Driver needed to pick up and deliver mail Heavy lifting EARN $85 ...For 1 1/2 days work, once a month. Vehicle needed 483-0323 after 6pm Holiday Inn-Lincoln Airport Full-time, front desk and restaurant positions available Freentoels free uniforms, flexible hours Training will be prpwded. Good opportunity for career advancement asrirsar*’' *~ HOUSEKEEPING Weekend housekeeping positions available S5/h to 2^23^31 -fl" P*r*°n * ” hUrVe*tW 14ttl*Nwy how IN: Primal RAGE and DarkStalkers. 1320 "Q" Street 1 Block South & 1 Block West of the Nebraska Union. Calvin and Hobbes WEIL, WHEN VC GOT TO THE CLASSROOM, WE SAW THAT ALL THE KIDS HAD DRAWN SELF • PORTRAITS \N ART CLASS, AMD HAD LEFT THE PICTURES ON THEIR DESKS SO THE Parents would reoognvze THEIR CHILD'S SEAT. by Bill Watterson THATS A CUTE IDEA. DIDMOU FIND CALM INS, PICTURE? THERE WASOME DRAWING OF A GREEN KID WITH FANGS. SIX EXES, AMD Mis Finger UP HTS NOSE. I——-3 Ducks M Draft org. 17 Helm position I_I_I_L 1 J-III » 28 Direct a helmsman 28 Short and not so sweet si Repeat 33 Attu natives 38 Walesa is one 38 Canal called "Clinton’s Folly" 37 Book by Elsa Maxwell 38 Ciceronian discourses 42 Dry, as wine 43 Type of hands? 48 Thirsty cat or dog 47 Mojave or Gobi 48 Waterproof garment 48 Catkin 81 Stiffens the punch 83 Blind part as Jewish month 88 Space agcy. 87 Deuce topper 88 Japanese statesman ao Sly-fox Edited by Eugene T. Maleska