We are a warm, loving family, financially secure, with an
shun dance of love and affection. Await your newborn/
loddler. Expenses paid. Susie/Steve t-800-484-709?
code 1665.
148 Hairstyling
NAIL SPECIAL!!!
A new set for $30, fills for only $20, and Manicures for $ 10.
Do Me Right Salon Call 486 3808 ask for Marci Athey.
Perm speciall $29.95 with Gina only. Haircuts, specialty
wraps, and long hair extra. Call Gina at Sahaira 464 -8787.
150 Health and Fitness
Swedish Massage Therapy. Student discount if you men
non this ad. 4 77-0138.
153 Insurance
If you rent, rent some piece of mind. Protect your posses
sions and liability with full-coverage renters insurance.
For Renters, Homeowners, Auto, Life, and Health. Call
Mike Burchett. 434-7372, American Family Insurance
165 Legal Services
International Students:
DV t Greencard Program. Sponsored by U.S. Immigra
tion. Greencards provide U.S. permanent resident status
Citizens of almost all countries are allowed.
For info. & forme: New Era Legal Services
20231 Stagg St., Canoga Park, CA 91306
Tel: (818) 772-7168; (818) 998 4425
Monday-Sunday: tOa.m.-tl p.m.
173 Music Exchange
New item* at Recycled So unde I New releaeee on vinly :
Pink Floyd Division BeU, Planters, Far beyond Driven.
Plus lots of new poatera from the U.K., Germany, and
France. Posters Include Pink Floyd, U2, Frank Zappa,
Depeche Mode. Recycled Sounds, 824 P Street. 476
8240.
178 Pregnancy
PREGNANT? BIRTHRIGHT is a confidential helping
hand Free pregnancy test, please call us for appoint
ment. 483-2609.
188 Tanning
Tanning 30 day unlimited special $29.95. SaHaira. Call
464 8787.
193 Travel
EUROPE AIR:
Romp $599 Athens or Istanbul $699 Restrictions, call lor
available dates Immediately 467-3900.
195 Typing & Resumes
Action Resumes
Is now at Sears. 20 copies. Nationwide database $34 95
464 9537 Writing extra.
All types ol word processing Laser printing. $1.25 dou
ble spaced page. Call Dana. 466-4400.
All typing needs tilled at
Computer Type and Services
467-2666
4230 Progressive Ave
Resumes By Ann
Quality resumes, professional writers Over 12 years
_ experience, proven results. 464-0775.
R6sum6s
Professionally typeset and laser printed. $15 plus tax.
Daily Nabtmkmn, basement ol me AMweefca Union
200s Notices
210 Announcements
“RAINBOW OF CULTURE”
Student Art Show '94
Reception
6:00p.m., April 18
Culture Center
$750/week. Alaska fisheries this summer. Maritime Ser
vices I 208 860 0219
AA Cruise ships now hiring. Earn big $$$ ♦ travel the
world Ireel (Caribbean, Europe, etc.) Summer/permanent
positions available. Guaranteed successl Call (919) 929
4398 ext C307.
ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT— Earn up to
W.000* in two months Room and boardl Transportation!
Male or Female No experience necessary. Call
(206)545 4155 exlA5778
C»*h in a Flash at the Cash Depot. Delayed check
*" c *j;own„house at 2612 SoutfHOth, 476
SRSTSoprmaV'9 °°am''°6 00P m ' Sa,urdaV
£®l'ular, Phones ARE aHordablel Emergency/Security
Inn auaiiahi ,Ea«y Payment and phone leas
ing available. LT8T Cellular Agent. Must be 19 432-8050
for appointment.
CongratuUlions to the International House on being
named the April Organization ot the Monthl
Also, congratulations to Kristen Davis ot University Am
bassadors, April Heart & Soul winnerl
CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING—Earn up to $2000*/mo.
on Cruise Ships or Land tour companies. Summer a Full
Time employment available. No experience necessary
For information call 1 206 634 0468 ext. C5778.
EARTH DAY FAIR
TODAY Broyhill Fountain, 9-4. Booths, Technology dis
P'ays. « speakers. GOVERNOR NELSON will speak at
FACULTY/STAFF
INTRAMURAL TRIATHLON
Tuesday, April 19 is the last day to enter the F/S Intramural
Triathlon. There will be men's, women's, and co-rec
divisions. Enter now at the Office of Campus Recreation.
Call 472-3467 for more Information.
L,f™NAT10NAL EMPLOYMENT - Make up to $2,000
$4,000+/mo. teaching basic conversational English in
Japan, Taiwan, or South Korea. No teaching background
or Asian languages required. For info call: (206)632-1146
ext. J5778.
It’s Your Lucky Day!
The deadline for Odyssey Mentor a Odyssey Develop
ment Team apps have been extendedl Use your leader
ship skills to benefit others. Check it our at the Office tor
Student Involvement (200 NE Union, 300 East Union)
Culture Center. New deadline - April 22 at 4pm. Ques
lions? Call Deb at 472-8143.
Jane Powell
If you like "a little bit of jazz, a little bit of rhythm and blues,
and a little bit of soul," then come see Jane Powell perform
on April 18 at 7:30pm in the Union. Tickets are available
at the door. Sponsored by the University Program Coun
Jazz Fest VII
The world Is in our hands.
The Lincoln community is invited to celebrate spring at
Nebraska Wesleyans annual musical event Featunng
trie, John Walker. Hornithology, 8 NWU Jass ensemble
Sunday April 24, 12-4 p.m. on NWU Campus, near 52nd
and Huntington. Free admission.
Sponsored by Union Programs and Nebraska Wesleyan
University
Looking for an easy, affordable way to get your stuff home
for the summer? We ll do it for yall The Packaging Store,
420-1292
Minority Graduate Students
Symposium Set for April 21
The Office of Graduate Studies Is sponsoring a Minority
Graduate Student Research Symposium on Thursday.
April 21 .from f OOto 6 00p.m in the Nebraska Union. The
symposium is divided into three parts which include oral
presentations of research, a poster session and a recep
tion.
The purpose of this symposium is to recogni2e the
research contrtoutions or racial and ethnic minority stu
dents at UNL, and all other student generated research
addressing racial and ethnic minority issues. Faculty and
staff are invited to attend and support the research of UNL
graduate students.
For more information, please contact Gretta l Goodwin
in the Office of Graduate Studies at 472-2875.
UNL UNL UNL
Simultaneous Chess
Exhibition
Wednesday, April 20th, t:30, Union. Free entry. Chess
boards/sets for winners
SKYDIVE
Jump out of a perfectly good airplane Call Crete Skydtv
ing Center. 464-2929
Study Abroad
Information meetings Wednesdays at 400p m Interna
tional Affairs, 1237 R St.
Study Abroad
Information meetings. Tuesdays at 6:30p.m., Wednes
days at 400 p m International Affairs, 1237 R Street.
Summer Reeort Jobe - Earn to $ 12/hr. ♦ tips Locations
include: Hawaii. Florida, Rocky Mountains. Alaska, New
England, etc For details call: I 800 807 5950 ext
R5778.
The GMAT is Changing...
Find out how at a tree seminar at 10:30am on Saturday.
April 23rd. sponsored by Kaplan Test Prep Call 475V010
to pre register Learn howtotest your best ontheGMATII
TRIPLE “S” CLASSIC
*S”PRING “S'OFTBALL
“S’PECTACULAR
The Triple *S* classic Softball Tournament is fast ap
proachingl The tournament will be held Friday. April 22
through Sunday. April 24, 1994 at the Vine St Softball
Fields. At least three games are guaranteed in Men s,
Women s, and Co Rec divisions, fne entry deadline is
Wednesday, April 20,5:30 p.m. The entry lee is S25per
team T rophies and other surprises will be awarded I Enter
at the Campus Recreation Center For more information,
call 472-3467
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215 Meetings
Odyssey!
Meeting: 6pm Tuesday in NE Union. Room posted. Last
one ol the yearl Reduce your stress • be ready for tun, food
8 gamesl See ya there!
Pre-Pharmacy Club
Wednesday, April 20th at 6pm. Bryan Memorial Hospital.
Bryan West Room. Questions?, Call 1-800-626-8431.
Soil and Water Club Meeting. April 19th, Tuesday. 5:45
meet in 112 Chase (East Campus) to tour Kyle
Hoagland's new water lab.
Undergraduate Psychology
Organization
UPO is holding their final meeting on Tuesday, April 19th
at 5:00 p. m. in the NE Union, Room will be posted. Officer
elections for 94-95 will be held. Everyone Welcomel
220 Greek Affairs
ASA
Senior Appreciation Week
Thanks for the Memories I
XO
presents
Sumo-Smash ’94
Sumo-Wrestling
Tuesday, April 26, 7:00 p.m.
Kabooms, 1 tth 8 O
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!!
AAA
‘A big congrats to Jen Miller for being accepted to the
Mayo Clinic PT school. Very impressivel
‘Congratulations Kim Warner on making UNL Dance
Squad AGAINI You are such a studl
‘Good luck at UNO next year, Chris. We will miss you!
Love, Your Sisters
AXQ AY
Thanks for a great G reek Week I We had a great time. Let s
do it again!
The Men of Tau Kappa Epsilon
AO
AXD Thanks for the sorority exchange. We had a great
The women of Alph Phi
AO
Congratulations to our outstanding Alpha Phi women. Jill
Blobomb-Dlsney Summer Internship, Leslie Brant UNL
YEII Squad, Mary Gordon & Rachefle Simmons-Psi Chi
Honorary. Congratulations and best wishes to Pam Kracl
on your enagagement. You are the best
Love your sisters
Aon
Let's hear it tor our two outstanding seniors - Michelle
Phifer and Cindy Stuflt who recently received Gamma
Gamma Awards.
Here's to two other AOIIs going places: Cami Wacker -
Summer Disney Internship, Melissa Castro • Accepted
into Georgetown's Law School.
AHA
Congratulations to Amy Rowen, Lori Larson, and Melissa
Fuller on their initiation into Alpha Lambda Delta and Phi
Eta Sigma, treshman honoraries.
Thanks to the Men of Beta Sig and Phi Psi for a qreat
Greek Week!
AAA
We Love our Seniors!
Congratulations to the seniors on reaching Circle Degree.
You guys are awesome and we will miss you muchl (Stop
crying!)
Love, Your Tri-Delta Sisters
KKT
Hey Kappa Seniors...
It’s Senior Week
We Love You!
ZAE
Congratulations to Will Baeder and Jen Horner on your
pinning.
Congratulations again to Will Baeder on your internship
with O.P.P.D.
Congratulations toall the guys who played in and won A.O
Pi Hoop It Up.
Phi At>ha, The Men of SAE
To the outrageous men of ATO and AgMen,
Thanks for a great Bar B-Que and a fun Greek Weekl
Love, the Women of Kappa Delta
To the Women of Theta XI.
Next time you try to weasel out of a bet, we re going to pop
some zitsl Sore losersl
The Men ot Kappa Sigma
P S We would rematch tor pride, If you guys had any.
Ar
Congratulations Trish Cieslik and Travis Giesbrecht
(DTD) on your pinnlngl
Love, Delta Gamma
Congratulations Amy Stratman and Ryan Frazier (DTD)
on your pinningl
Love, Delta Gamma
(DM
Congratulations to Jamie Maskil and Russ Corey (Kappa
Sigma) on your pinning. So what's next?
Congratulations to Becky Ulrich and Eric Rauch on your
engagement. It's about time you got your ringl
Love Your Sisters
Greek Affairs is taking applications for layout, copy,
advertising, photography, and advertising layout editors
for the '94- 95 Greek Yearbook. Deadline: April 25.
KA0
To Chad and Matt (F H) - Thanks for coaching our basket
ball team last weekend. You guys are awesome.
Love, the Thetas
Thanks to the Delts for our early morning wake-up call last
Wednesday. We had a much fun as a person can have at
6AM!I
Love, the Thetas
KA
Congratulations to Shari R., Jill S„ Jenny A.. andSusan
T.on being initiated into Alpha Lambda Delta and Phi Eta
Sigma freshman honoraries. We are so proud of youl
Congratulations Deb B. on being selected as Journalism
Advisory Board. Way to go girll
Congratulations Barb V. on being selected for Arbitration
Board We are so excited for youl
Congratulations Angie B. on being initiated into Kappa
Tau Alpha, journalism honorary and for being named tne
top scholar for the College of Journalism. Way to go you
big stud I
245 Lost & Found
FOUND: Gold bracelet in Women's Lounge of Union, 2pm
on 4/13. Call Kay, 472-2458 to claim.
Found: Rina on sidewak near 14th 8 N on Friday after
noon. Call 472-2101 for more information.
Lost: Small gold hoop earring, possibly by Burnett or
Union. Sentimental value. Please call 436-8904.
250 Wanted
Will pay 30% of cover price for most paperbacks used in
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ACROSS
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do
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still current
14 Former
15 A modern
science
17 A male falcon
18 Net
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"Cap'n-”
20 Done to
(just right)
22 Styptic
23 Indonesian cent
24 China town
29 Compass dir.
27 Family of
Victoria's Lord
Beaconsfield
29 Spanish tide
32 Areas cleared of
trees
36 Algeria’s —
Mountains
39 Blockheads
40 Describing
certain income
42 Japanese prime
minister:
1960-64
43 City NNW of
San Francisco
46 N.Y.C.
wagering
system
49 Physics
co-Nobelist:
1909
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Kruger
53 Drudge
55 Word Hamlet
knew not
56 -Magnon
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57 Hawk's home
59 Expectorant
ingredient
62 Salute anew
63 School
64 Some
subatomic
particles
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premises
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bloomers
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Swedes
3 Striped silk
fabric
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5 Healer at
Valhalla
6 Pathologist’s
specimens
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■ Md.’s
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10 Battery term.
11 Castrogiovanni,
today
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13 Hosiery shades
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SAC belongs
24 Tabular sketch
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27 Cassatt's
mentor
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ship
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group s name
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Fu"
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Milwaukee
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Scottish pike
Legislation of
1935
37 Goldwyns 1933
import from
Russia
30 Religionists'
sabbaticals
41 Small European
fish
44 Certain room for
tots
48 Football kick
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a slave
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48 Cask's widest
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