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Our November 23rd program includes pieces inspired by two historic military struggles — the Russian Revolution, and the Vietnam war. Join us for "Real Life, Real Music” with our special guests Dylana Jenson and James "Kimo” Williams. Dylana Jenson Violin Virtuoso Guest Artist James Ximo' Williams Guest Composer Williams Symphony for the Sons of Nam Mozart Violin Concerto No. 5 Shostakovich Symphony No. II ("The Year 1905") Op. 103 Words on Music: Join us at 7:05 for a very special preconcert talk — ’Meet the Composer" with James ’Kimo" Williams. Tickets available weekdays through the Lied Center box office at 472-4747. yy (Student tickets 1/2 price.) _ I Lincoln Orchestra Association 825 M St, Suite 214 Lincoln, NE 68508 This concert made possible in part with support from Deloitte 6-Touche, Chuck and Marita Burmeister, and the Nebraska Arts Council II---‘————- 11 - Courtesy Walt Disney Pictures Chris O’Donnell, left, and Kiefer Sutherland star in the new Walt Disney live-action movie. "The Three Musketeers.” Newest ‘Musketeers’ film a treat Convincing acting highlights movie " “The Three Musketeers” An exciting combination of come dy, drama and adventure, “The Three Musketeers” has swashbucklcd its way into Lincoln movie theaters. Based on the classic novel by Alexandre Dumas, the book has in spired numerous cinematic interpre tations from several countries, with this version being the fifth Muske teers film for American movie audi ences since Douglas Fairbanks’ silent rendition in 1921. Fairbanks played D’Artagnan back then, and in 1993 his shoes have been filled by the young Chris O’Donnell from “Scent of a Woman.” O’ Donnell’s D’Artagnan is a young man who is as deft with his sword as he is hot with his temper. His father was a member of the Musketeers — the King’s elite guards — and D’Artagnan wishes to carry on the tradition. However, while D’Artagnan is traveling to France, the Musketeers are being officially disbanded by the vileCardinal Richelieu(TimCurryal his nastiest), and the only three who have refused to turn in their tunics are Aramis(Charl ie Sheen), Alhos(Kiefer Sutherland), and Porthos (Oliver Platt). Through a combination of chance and circumstance, D’Artagnan ends up on the bad side of each of the remaining Musketeers. Of course, he ends up joining them in their crusade against Cardinal Richelieu, who plans to usurp the power of King Louis (Hugh O’Conor) and Queen Anne (Gabrielle Anwar, also from “Scent of a Woman”). Richelieu is assisted by his ruthless henchman Count Dc Rochefort (Michael Wincott, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”) and the cunning Milady Dc Winter (Rebecca De Mornay, in a wasted performance). All performers — with the excep tion of Dc Mornay — pull off excel lent performances — Tim Curry and Oliver Platt in particular. Tim Curry’s smile doesn’t look just mischievous or bad-intentioned; the guy looks downright evil, and his accent inakcsCardinal Richelieu seem even more nefarious. Although Sheen comes across well as the smooth Aramis and Sutherland is great as the always serious Athos. Platt overtakes them both as the 1 i vely Porthos. He receives the lowest bill ing of the four heroes, yet brings forth the best performance. His character loves wine, women and song, but his first love — better to call it “duty”— is to defend the honor of the king, and to do it to the very end. Director Stephen Hcrck (“The Mighty Ducks”) has made another great family-oriented film.but he leans more toward adventure than he has with his past work. One of Hcrek’s best moves in making this film was calling in costume designer John Mollo, who has won Academy Awards for his work in “Star Wars” and “Gandhi.” Except for a mildly mature scene of D’Artagnan, Aramis, and Porthos discussing the “manly art of wench ing,” and some close-ups of De Mornay’s heaving breasts, which will undoubtedly kick-start some yOunger moviegoers into puberty, the film is fine for all ages. “The Three Musketeers” may be the action film to sec this holiday season. Check it out, and check it out soon. — Gerry Beltz Review Continued from Page 9 Vidal respectively. Both were com pletely hilarious. What could have been camp was instead comic bril liance. In addition to excellent perfor mances, the production boasts an in credible set, courtesy of designer Harry Traum IV. The set changes from Act One to Act Two and back again. The change was innovative and clever use of stage crew worked to the show’s benefit as well. Eric Abbott’s cos tume designs deserve a nod also. “ 13 Rue De L’Amour” is a terrific production. It shouldn’t be missed. Shows resume after the Thanksgiving break, running Nov. 30 through Dcc.4, at 8 p.m. Tickets arc available at the Howell Theatre Box Office. Anne Steyer