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Personals may be used as last resort
Well, it finally happened. I and the
girl of my dreams made eye contact.
You know, eye contact?
“You, in brown loafers. Me, in the
red blazer and orange briefs. We made
eye contact across a crowded smoky
room. I went home and thought about
you while holding up Claudia
Schieffer’s poster with one hand. In
terested? Respond via personals.
Yeah, me. I always thought I’d be
immune—that my lifetime member
ship in the He-Man Woman Hater’s
Club would stand me in good stead at
the critical moment.
At least I thought I’d have the
cojoncs to go up and talk to her,
instead of sending her some lame-ass
personal and hiding in my room.
And I tried to talk to her — well, I
would have — I was just about to,
really. But some other guy came up
and talked to her all night instead.
He kept elbowing me in the ribs.
(Yeah, I was right there, I have no
excuse. I should have already been
slapped in the face — or well on the
way to some understanding with her
— by the time Bud arrived. At least I
think his name was Bud. Ma^be it was
Larry or Melman.)
TTicn, I don’ t know, I spent the rest
of the evening asking everyone in the
bar if they knew who she was. No one
I wanted to gel raging drunk, stag
ger over, cut in and say “Howdy, little
filly! The name’s Mark. What’s your
handle, sweetheart?” (I kind of revert
to Texan when I’m drunk.) But I had
only 27 cents, which wasn’t even
enough to get buzzed.
But maybe I alienated her just as
well (and for free) by crouching in the
comer, staring at her.
So now what?
Well, I have a couple free person
als coming to me (the perks on this job
are endless), but do I really want to
indulge in a weakness I’ve made a
I’m too stubborn for that, no. ■
I could hang around O’Rourkes
and hope she comes back. I could talk
everyone into buying me drinks and
stare, bleary eyed, at the television
until closing every night. (Hah, like I
Or maybe I should just take this
opportunity to introduce myself and
hope she recognizes herself in this
Hi, my name is Mark. What’s
Mark Baldridge is incurable, we know that
now, and arts and entertainment editor.
$3.00 per day for A 5 words on Individual student
and student organization ads.
$4.00 per day for 15 words on non-student ads.
$ 15 each additional word.
$.75 billing charge. Personal ads must be prepaid.
Found ads may be submitted free of charge.
DEADLINE: 2:oo p.m. weekday before publica
The Only Nebraskan will not pnnt any adver
tisement which discriminates against any person
on the basis of sex, sexual orientation, race,
religion, age, disability, marital status or national
3 Bicycles For Sale_
18 in Wicked Fat Chance Mt. Bike Blue. Very N feel I Muet
teM. $900 otoo. 475-5587._
Specialized Rock hopper Comp 18“ Teai/Purpie. XT
shiftere, Control Stem, Control Stix Bar End*. Avocer
Computer. Grabber bke rack included. $500 464-5933.
4 Books For Sale
Does any other bookstore sell used papetbacks for
Lit erature classes rd 50% off thecoverpriceand buy them
back at 30%?l? PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE 206 No. 13th
7 Jewelry For Sale_
Ladies' 1/3 carat diamond oval. Must tad. $800 or bast
otter. Call Don. 486-3010.
8 Furniture For Sale
Couch, love seat, cofleetabte. beds, and deek . Ken 478
Dresaer and twin bed. $75 for both- obo. Cal Janrtie at
435-7451. f ■
Furnish your house or apartment: sofa (hlde-a-bed) w/
matching chair, rocking chair, recliner. table. S90.474
7142 _ _
Twin mattress & box spring set. Excellent condition. $70
obo. Call Christina 436-6174.
Wanted: 2 loft beds. Good shape. 435-3620 anytime.
12 Musical Instruments
Black fender lelecaster. Kke new. $300obo 464-3864 ask
19 Ticket Exchange
FOR SALE: 2 POISON TICKETS. *30 FOR B0TR CALL
20 Vehicles For Sale
87 VW Jena- *c. blue. Yakima snow ski and mountain
bke seta. $3500 483-0108.
86 Nissan Santra XE. 4-door, auto. air. $32S0aBers
86 Mazda 626-LX 4-door. auto, air, loaded. $3960 oBers
1969 Nissan Sentra. 2-door. 5-spaad. air, 60K. $4250
1991 Nissan Sentra. 4-door. 5-speed, air. 23K. $6950
Baer's Auto Seles
"7647 South $fd
1991 White Mustang. Automatic, 4-cylnder, Air.25K. AM/
FM, ^ht grey interior. $7800-negotiable. 466-5686 or
Convertible VW Rabbit. 1982. nice, btack/biack-red. 5
speed. $3100 or 060 436-0799. leave message.
lessons in English as a Second language Work on
oronunciaiion, reading, writing. Reasonable rates. 477
m.__ . _ ..
- Mountain Bikes
- Road Bikes
- Bauer In-Line Skates
- Merrell Outdoor
10% OFF ANY NEW
BIKE WITH YOUR
~ 9y STUDENT ID.
\ \) * expires 5/30/93
Closest Bike Shop to Campus!
open 7 days a week
^^^427^0UtM3th^^ 435-2322 J
Earn $10-15par lecture taking notes for Jon's Notes. Note
takers needed for a variety of subjects for fal semester.
Apply at Jon's Notes. Located upstairs In Nebraska
Bookstore. 1300 Q St.. 476-8006.
Summer Leadership School
So you didn't sign up for ROTC as a freshman or sopho
more. Catch up at Army ROTC Camp Chalenge, a PAID
six-weak summer course in Leadership training NO obli
gation. Register today. Contact Captain Joe DuRant at
472 2468 for details. __
CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING- Earn S2.000+/month 4
world travel (Hawaii. Mexico, the Caribbean, etc.) Holi
day. Summer and Career employment available. No
eNMrience necessary. For employment program cal 1
206-634-04681st. C5771. _ _
Absolutely NO foals may be given Airing Dead Week.
Finals can ONLY be moved to another time DURING
nNAL*t WEEK with the unanimous consent ot the class.
Slop by the ASUN office wkh questions or complamts.
Hotted by the Coalition lor Gay 6 Lesbian Civil Rights.
Thursday. April 29 at 6:30pm For more information, stop
by the Gay/lesbian Resource Center or the Women's
Wednesday. April 28
2 00 to 3 DO
ASUN office -115 Netor. Union
Come and voice your concerns
to your student representatives
INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT Make $2,000* per
month teaching basic conversational English abroad.
Japan $ Taiwan. Many provide room $ board * other
benefits! No previous training or taaching oertlicale re
alised. For employment program call: 1-(206) 632-1146
sxt. J5778 ___ ___
NEBRASKANS- Financial opportunitias for
homewoifcars and Students. Work at home, no exp
necessary. Start Immediately for local companies. For
free into, send SASE to: Nebraska's information Team,
PjO. Box 311. Seward. NE 68434-0311._
Need Money for College?
We specialize in finding sources. Guaranteed or money
back. Free Mefmation: Scholarship Advisers. P.O. Box
280861, Omaha NS.. 66126. _
April 26-29,2-8 p.m.
and we went you te come
eee ue at our new location!
245 N. 13th St.
(In the Gunney Building)
OPEN HOUSE SPECIAL: $50.00 tuition discounts tor all
students registering lor summer Session Classes. STOP
BY and SAY HELLOI
The Anawar to the Teel Oueetien
Tropical Field Trip Course
Spend spring bra* 1994 learning about the rainforests
sod oorel reels o* Belize, and get credit lor it. Dr. Julie
Savtdge wll describe the lo rmat tor this course at the U NL
WikWto Club meeting on April 28. 7P0pm ECU.
Important brief meeting. April 29. That 's the Thursday I
2 30pm. Okffathar. Rm305 You don't have to a sociology
major to attend. Be there-dont miss I. ELECTION Ot
199394 OFFICERS. See you there!_
Youth Recreational Daycamp
Hutfar Kids « held June 7 - August 6 for youth entering
2-6 grades (8:30 a m. - 4 DO p m daily) wide variety of
sports and games. Swimming every day. Discount for
children of currently enrolled students. Call Campus
Rea eat ion at 472-3467 tor registration picket.
UNL Wildlife Chib
Next meeting: Wed . April 28.7D0pmECU. Speaker: Dr.
Julie Savidge will t«k about her recent trip to the
rainforests and coral reefs of Belize, end about an upcom
ing fwM up course to that country.
A Mg congratulations to Kristin Fricke on getting pinned
to KeSy and also tor being selected Kearney Phi Da#
Sweetheart Way to goil
Love, your Alpha Chi sisters.
"DONT CALL US,
WE’LL CALL YOU!!!"
Afpha Phi congratulates Matt Medlock and Tom Rowen
on winning Alpha Phi Open. Thanhs to everyone that
I know your time spent studying at Lincoln would not be
oompieta without a personal In Greek Affairs. Congrats to
you on your up-ooming graduation from Law School. I'm
sure you wil be one or the finest attorneys In Denver!
After taking with your law school friends. I discovered
your secret desire to see your name in the Greek Affairs
ooiumnl Seriously. I want to congratulate you on your up
coming graduation from law school and also on receiving
your Master's, in Professional Accountancy. Also,
congrats on being accepted to Denver to study for your
Manor's in Law. You ate a great sister and friend to me
and will always remain my moot respected role model.
Congratulations to Chris PfansteiL Ryan Beckman, and
Tony MHer for victories at Greek Fight Night.
The mm of Sigma Nu
Congratulations to Tom Hawkins and Kristi Bows on their
The mm of Sigma Nu
Thanks to aH the houses that made the TKE Terrace B8Q
The mm of TKE
130 Student Government
UN-L Student Government
OF THE SEMESTER
WEDNESDAY, APRIL »
IPS p.m. s
EAST CAMPUS UMON
ROOM TO BE POSTED
INFORMATION AND AGENDA AVAILABLE
115 NEBRASKA UNION
Jennifer E. Brown.
Congratulations on graduation!
- * Little Brother
1 wish to correspond with an educated, sensual man who
understands and hopes to Ihre the passion/ intimacy/
commitment triad. Respond to: P.O. Bo* 83832. Lincoln.
NE 68801-3832. Feel tree to be creativel
Those people who look down on others ars generally
tying on s btutt._ '
At Lisd Sal.- You In grey- Me In green- We exchanged
glances si evening. Would love to meet I RSVP vis
personals. _ __
Sslsck/Burr/Eedde Nightcbrks. Qamsroom Workers.
Dsskworksrs. and Oltlce Assistants:
Ws appreciate all you doMI
' Bob, KeHlyTrecy. Tanya. Ina, Sandy and SAs
Darcy (FH) and at my other Inends
M issmg you from AuMraliAl
_ Love. Ceitde
■Be as thou woudst went to bo
See as thou woudst want to sea .
Como my quean, taka hands and tty with mo
And rock ths ground wheraon those sleepers bs.'
Love makes people do silly things. I'm sorry. I love you
P.S. kick bud on your (Inals 11
Black T-shirt, blue jean shorts.
Your mom Ik os Georgs Jones. Had tun teaching ya to
dance at Pla-Mor. Would lika to know ya' better. HVP
Short two-step teacher
Anne and KavIn
Thanks lor being such great trendsl The-real world" won't
be the same without you'
Love ya. Jennie
145 Lost & Found
FOUND: lades watch In OkHather on April 21. Call 477
2309. Aak tor Rob.
Old pantyhose/nylons tor research purposes (runs/hotas
OK) Please sand via campus mal to Chris Teo-Sherreli,
362 Plant Setonca. East Campus-0915.
Paperback books used In the English classes. Wil pay
30% lor most Liieratur# paperbacks,
PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE
209 No. 13th
150 Child ( are Needed
Watch our one-year-old son. Uhrs/week. WIN work
around your dess schedule Stan weak 7/18/93. Own
iransponaiion. Experience prelerred. References re
quested. CaA Cybeie 477-7000. Leave message
College student with etomantary education background
to be nanny lor one child summer months. Cal! 42 f-6002.
Wanted: Summer companion tor 10 A 13 yr old boys.
Afternoons. must have car. 4AS-447S evenings
160 Help Wanled
Think globally. Wbrk this summer on environmental cam
paign to protect Nebraska's resources Hours are 2-10,
Monday Friday, Pay: MOCVwask Travel opportunities
Assistant director of residence life/hal director. NE
Wesleyan University seeks an energetic professional to
serve as assistant director of residence kfe and center
nial hall director. Responsibilities Include: overall coordi
nation of housing assignments A billing, summer confer
ence coordination, assisting with selection, training and
supervision of hall directors A residence assistants.
Safety A security coordination, partial budget manage
ment, building renovation A other administrative duties.
12 month, live-in position, also Includes overall manage
ment of a cored residence haM. Housing 166 residents,
mentoring 6 residence assistants and a nail government.
M ust have a commitment to programming, student devel
opment A own professional growth. Qudlications: Mas
ters degree in Student personnel or related field strongly
preferred: two or mors years previous residence life
experience preferred. Compettsre salary, benefits, fur
nished apartment, meal plan when university is in ses
sion. Start date: August 1,1993. Review of application will
begin May 1,1993 and continue until the position is filled.
Send letter of application and resume to: Jody Donovan.
Director of Residence lie. NE Wesleyan University.
5000 St. Part Ave., Lincoln, NE 68504.
Clerk needed two evenings and some weekends. Knights
Clothing. 48th and Van Dorn. Apply In person. Extra
summer hours possible.
Clerks needed afternoons and nights. Apply in person.
Mike's O Street Drive-In, 22 A O.
$8.25 TO START
International corporation has many entry level summer
openings throughout Nebraska. Interview now In Lincoln,
start before or after finals. Internships and scholarships
Community Health Educator.
20-30 hrshweok, May- September Assist project director
In traffic safety promotion. Interpersonal and commu n o
tion skills necessary. Macintosh word processing skills
preferable. Valid drivers license required. Please send
resume postmaiked May 3 to Project Director, Health
Education, Inc. P.0 Box 80551. Lincoln, NE. 68501.
Engineering student with drafting experience and 2-3
years of college remaining. Part-time dunngschool; full
time during summer. Call 476 7545 ask for Tom or Rob
Full time summer hJp starting in May. 6700 Cornhuaker
Highway Apply between 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Earn $10.00 Per Hour a
WATS Marketing is hiring Outbound Teiemarkedng posi
tions paying $10.00 per hour.
*810 per hour guaranteed - no bonus. Temporary full arc
part-time passions to lest through duly, 1993
•Full-time and part-time shfts are available
‘Paid twining classes starting immediataly.
‘A great opportunity tor sludents. retrees and homemak
Apply at our employment office
830a.m. -6fl0p.mMonday - Friday
6100 “O SI.
(S.W. corner of Gateway Shopping Center)
An EquaLOpportunfty Employer
Earn extra cash
We have openings tor assembly workers and aspe4
«nced MiG wsldars at one of Lincoln s leading manutac
hiring plants Al positions are 40hrs/wk. and benefits
include: vacation and holiday pay Applicants must be if
or older and may apply at MSP Resources Inc. Suite 436
Greentroe CL 210 Gateway North. EOE.
Expanding mtarnattonal distributorship business in
Mexico lor a btikon-dotiar environmental company. Neoc
representative with contacts in Mexico. Very high income
possfcte. Also opening lor local market. Part-time Income
or a career opportune. Call Rousets a Associates 489
Summer hefc>. Can be part-time during school year
Building or rotated exp. preferred. 488 8343
Furniture delivery person for occasional need. 474-8780
Lincoln 3a u a re Food court
Friendly. cheerful person to work oountor over noon houi
weekday* Experience not necessary Apply in person
KWpm. 13th rb.' _ _
I Can’t Believe It’s Yogurt
Is looking tor bright onorgotic poopio to join our staff part
nma. Ideal candidate must be able to work through next
faM. Please apply in person at 70th A Van Dorn. Holme*
Lake Plata. Uth 6 0.__
ItyouUke talking to psopie. not selling things, then this Is
thereto for you. Great pay. evening hour*, benefits. Callfor
an interview Monday - Friday. 11 - 3pm. 476-1010.
Ground Floor opportunity In a young, last growing com
pany with unlimited income potential Cell 466-1490.
Laundry Land hiring laundry attendant Various shifts
66th and Holdrege. Apply in person. 466-6353.
Lie guard needed afternoon, evening end weekend
hour* Apply at the Downtown YMCA. 1039 P St
Amerttas Financial Services, on* of America's strongest
financial organization*, a nationally known Nebraska
based company with over 106 years of experience, is
looking to add 2 qualified people to Ms office In Lincoln
Amarus 6 wiling te invest (n your career: 30 month
training program. Training allowancee plus commission,
and lull benefits. Send resume* to Mike Suche. 2900 *Of
81. Suite 200. Lincoln, NE 68610-1454. ___
Needed mid May to join lun-loving rural New York family.
Cere lor 2 toddler* whila parents work. Great position,
neat caring family, prater 2W. swimmer, non-smoker,
strong chi0 cars experience. 6200-8226/wk ♦ benefits
NANNIES OF NEBRASKA 4024794444
Need a summer lob??
Part-time early evening hours availdMe. Nebr ask aland
Prof. Cleaning Call 432-0139.
Need delivery person lor floral shop. ASAP. Apply In
person. Just Roses. 3031 O' Strset
Need experienced outbound telephone person to set 12
^5appomments per week. If 0 per appointment. 476
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