* . * sfe Arts®Entertainment The chosen Reviewers pick best, worst features of Lincoln theaters By Gerry Beltz and Anne Steyer Staff Reporters This article, for belter or worse, is what we believe to be the truth. For all intents and purposes, we are profes sional moviegoers and, therefore, are probably the best authorities at this university on the the subject of what makes a movie theater good. Or so we think. In this article, we have taken into account all theaters in Lincoln, and it should be noted that only two of those theaters (the Joyo Theater and the Mary Riepma Ross Theater) are not owned by the Douglas Theater Co. There will be those who disagree, or even get downright upset, with what is said in this ar ticle. Yeah, well... tough. To quote Mel Gibson in “Lethal Weapon 2,” “We’re professionals. Wc do this for a living.” Best sound: Gerry: I have to go with the Starship 9. With 10 viewings of “Beauty and the Beast” at the theater, the music got better with every show ing. Anne: Best sound must belong to one of the newer two: Edgcwood 3 or The Lincoln 3.1 used to love to sec science fiction at the Cooper; they had great sound. The Plaza has a bad sound system — fade in, fade out. Best seats: G: Cinema Twin, you people can keep your seats with the handy-dandy beverage/popcom holder. I’ll take one of the upper-deck seats that’s soft and reclines. A: I can’t argue. I always love to sec a show at the Cinema. Who doesn’t like to see a movie silling in a reclincr? Second place goes to the Stuart for ambiance. .BtstRPjKPrn; G: This was a toughic because nobody puts on enough butler, but the edge goes to Edgcwood. I had to go out for more butter the fewest times there. A: I hate the butler. To call it butter is to insult oleo. Otherwise, Edgcwood or The Lin coln, definitely not the Plaza, has the best popcorn. I don’t know if they bum it or if it just sits there a couple of days, but the worst pop corn was always at the Cooper. That is probably why they closed down. Best place for strict enforcement of the R rating: G: I’d love to give an award here, but there’s not a theater in Lincoln that really deserves it. Sorry, people, but I’m sick of going to R-ratcd movies with unattended children in the theater. There will be those who disagree, or even get downright upset, with what Is said in this article. A: I never tried to get into an R-rated movie as a young person. Best place to kill time before a movie: G: Hands down, the Starship 9, with a dozen pinball and video games, takes it. I missed a movie once because I was kickin * butt on “Addams Family.” A: Who makes it there early enough to kill time? Best beverages: G: Yes, this matters. Now that more the aters are getting punch, iced tea and Clearly Canadian in their snack bars, it has become very important to the snack bar connoisseur. . The Lincoln definitely has the best beverages. They have the best tasting punch in town. A: Sometimes thepop at the Plaza tastes too watered down. And if you just want water, you must pay regular price for a regular cup. Oth erwise, you are given this itty-bitty cup with icc. I give it to Edgewood or The Lincoln just because I like them so much. Best snack bar: G: Before I name this one, I’d like every body to think about that film trailer that bom bards audience members with weak sublimi nal messages to make a trip to the snack bar. In it, there is a momentary montage of candy items, and, with the exception of the red licorice in the upper-left comer, none of that stuff is available at any snack bar owned by the Douglas Theater Co., much less any other theater company that I have visited in the last eight years. The best snack bar is at a quiet, little theater in northeast Lincoln that gamers this award without a fight. Yes, the Joyo out in Havelock takes this one. No, it isn’t one of those high-tech, fluorescently lit theaters that downtown Lin coln claims. But, come on, can anyone out there find me another theater in this monopo lized city that has plain chocolate bars, Slush Puppies and a wide variety of choices in con cessions at a much more affordable price than at the typical movie theater? I didn’t think so. A: Considering none of the concessions in the said trailer looks tasty, my purse/backpack is the best snack bar. Worst Theater: G: Although East Park 3 isgcnerally overrun by inconsiderate, little prepubcscent monsters, I have to go with the Plaza, but this may be a subconscious decision because they dumped “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” years ago. A: East Park takes it hands down. Ugh. Best Art House: G: This one goes to the Ross Theater by default, but I could really care less. It never has enough showings and its seating situation sucks. A: Give me the Dundee in Omaha any day, but in Lincoln, give me the Ross Theater. Of course, it is the only art house in town, with extremely limited showings, loo steep seats and no concessions. But in my moviegoing life time, it has shown wonderful films—“Sid and Nancy,"“Henry V "and “Ho ward's End "among them — so I will always love it. Best Theater G: I really enjoy going to the Stuart (psyche delic carpel, lots of mirrors and a usually closed balcony to catch teen-agers frantically groping each other), but I’ll have to go with the Lincoln. A: I sit in the balcony and I never sec any groping. I love the Stuart. Special kudos: The Starship is the best thing to happen to Lincoln’s moviegoers in years. It features nine almost-ncw movies every week, inexpensive admission and a friendly staff. What more could we want? And now it is bringing great classics to Lincoln as well, c.g. “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” Thank you, manager Byron Bonsall and Douglas Theater Co. Fine performances shine m Nazi era film The Swing Kids and some of their friends. , Courtesy of Hollywood Pictures 1 ' . ' 'Swing Kids' Nazis by day, dancers by night — an odd premise for a film to be sure. “Swing Kids”(Starship9,14th and Q streets) is a story about freedom, friendship and the struggle for individuality in a world overwrought withfascisl conformity. Robert Sean Leonard (“Dead Poet’s Soci ety "“Married to It”) is Peter Muller, a 17-year old boy in 1939 Germany. He’s passionate about the freedom of dance during a period when freedoms are limited and rigorously con trolled. Peter is one of the many German youth known as the “Swing Kids." Thai’s a noncon formist youth movement that embraces the freedom of American swing music, dancing to express themselves and their youthful enthusi asm for living. When the Nazi leaders crack down on recre ation, the Swing Kids are the first to suffer. Peter and his best friend Thomas (Christian Bale of “Newsies”) arc caught stealing during a prank and are forced to join the Hitler Youth. Thinking they can play along with the Nazis by day and dance secretly by night, both Peter and Thomas experience shocking revelations about themselves. While Peter continues to rebel in his own way, Thomas succumbs to the Nazi propaganda and the harsh reality of war-tom Germany cats away at their friendship. Although the story sounds strange, the Swing . Kids actually did exist. And the movie makes some thoughtful points about friendship and individuality that arc not limited to Nazi Ger many. The principle leads, Leonard and Bale, arc fine actors who work well together. They arc surrounded by a fine ensemble of supporting actors including Frank Whaley, Barbara Hershey and the incomparable Kenneth Branagh. In addition to the acting, the music is fantas tic —Count Basie and Benny Goodman tunes, among others — and the dancing is excellent. The movie drags a liny bit, but this is offset by the positives. “Swing Kids” is playing Lincoln’s second run movie house, the Starship 9, but is not a second-rate picture: For $1.50, it’s worth the price of admission. —AnneSteyer