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rv: It woukfcft be a Thursday without THE CALENDAR— ■ even If the dates are a little , old or thetimes are a little oft, H your group has any aetrvr*: ties planned, please let us ~ knowatooutthemandwewi screw up the details suffi ciently—lor free, Bring your I; *1*7 HARRASSMENT } .A 34 NEBRASKA UNION &■ mm R STREET UNCCmNE 685880448 Leave information lying around somewhere, well ■ eventually, or call 472> (fiihe deadline fealty j ? doesrtT matter does iff ^\ Undone Memorial Art Galley city campus Movies: once in a while; special things: every so often; and a won derful collection of art like that flat piece of metal that just looks like part of the floor and that huge phallic symbol that used to sit on the steps provocatively inviting all the connoisseurs of art in for a taste: every damn day. University of No-Opportunity Who cares?, Fri., through some time later. Elaphantine Hall THE campus nothing worth going to see ever since they got rid of the big Balu chithere—that really cool mino — Stinkun’ City Libraries Ben Martini Public Library The Halrltage Room Dr. Seuss Reading Series: Jessie Jackson will be the featured reader, Sept. 18, 7:30 p.m., “I do not like Green Eggs and Ham... I do not like them Sam I Am!” Forepla Mor Ballroom 6600 West O St. Kiss, Fri., 8 p.m., to 12 a.m., The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and The Who, Sat., 8 p.m., to 12 a.m., Elvis and Liberace, Dec. 24, 8 to 11:30 p.m., Polka Night with The Jackson Five, July 26,7:30 to 11 p.m., K.C. and the Sunshine Band with Sha Na Na, May 28, 7 p.m., Loretta Lynn, Dec. 31, 8 to 11:30 p.m. NUL Cult Center 333 N. 14th St. city campus “Greatest American Hero" Festi val, Sat., 11 a.m. to midnight. Come see 13 straight hours of one of the best shows ever made NUL Theater on the real campus The Cup, author: one of Marilyn Monroe's many husbands, direc tor: Ronald Howard, today through May 20, 8 p.m. For more informa tion call Old Stinkun City Hall 9th and O St. Puppet Show featuring Lambchop, Kookla, Fran and Ollie. Nov. 20,1 to 4 p.m. NAUSEATING UGHT SHOWS Mulled Winer Planetharium Inside Elephantine Hall Same lights, different music, to day, tomorrow and every night until the end of time. Try not to throw up. Molesterfields (The Basement) 245 N. 14th St. The Village People, through Sat. Over the Edge in the hole Some unknown alternative band, today, another one, Sat., ditto, Sun., you guessed it, the next day, who cares? we’ve never heard of these bands anyway, March 27. P.O.ed Peers not on 10th St. Some bunch of unknowns playing in the sand, August 22,7 p.m. snow for minors, 10 p.m. show for the rest of ya Yikes! over on 18th St. m * ■ - At Least (you get to) Park Free (at this theater) clear the hell out there Urban Cowboy, PG-13,5:20,7:35 and 9:45 p.m. ^ „„„ Saturday Night Fever, G, 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. ends Thursday: The Jerk, PG, 5:20,7:25 and 9:30 p.m. starts Friday: Animal House, PG, Hedgehog 3 too damn Tar away Ants, PG, 5:30,7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life eras i nursoay: Smokey and the Bandit III; The Search for Spock, PG-13,5,7 and 9 p.m. starts Friday: The Outlaw Josey Wales, PG, The Stinkun’ over the hills and through the woods, Deerhunter, PG, 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Apocalypse Now, PG, 5,7:15 and 9:25 p.m. ends Thursday: Monty Python s Life of Brian (He’s not the Messiah; he’s Smelly Toe) starts Friday: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, PG, Place Quattro 12th and P St. Every Which Way But Loose, R, 5:10, 7:15, and 9:20 p.m. Any Which Way You Can, R, 5:30, 7:30, and 9:30 p.m. ends Thursday : B.J. and the Bear; The Search for Keith Vanish, PG-13, 5:20 and 8 p.m. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, PG, 5:15, 7:20, and 9:30 p.m. starts Friday: Xanadu, P($, Shaft, R, me Offensively Pink Place always in your line of vision *■ Star Wars, PG, 2:10, 4:35, 7:15, and 9:45 p.m. rhe Empire Strikes Back, R, 3:40, 5:40, 7:40, and 9:40 p.m. Return of the Jedi, PG, 2:45, 5, 7:15, and 9:20 p.m. Star Trek; The Motion Picture, R, 2:15, 5:10,7:30, and 9:50 p.m. Star Trek II; The Wrath of Khan, PG, 2:05,4:25,7 and 9:35p.m. Battlestar Gallactica; The Movie, R, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, and 9:55 p.m. Close Encounters of the Third Kind, PG-13,3:10, 5:10,7:10 and 3:10 p.m. Bnds Thursday: Star Trek III; The Search for Keith Vanish, PG-13, 2:20, 4:45, 7:05, and 9:25 p.m. Star Trek IV; The Voyage Home, R, 3:30,5:30,7:30 and 9:40 p.m. starts Friday: Star Trek V: The Bodvauard. PG Star Trek VI; The Wrath of Cheeserson, R, Stu smack dab in the middle of things Walkin’ Tall, R, 5:15, 7:30, and 9:45 p.m. Happy, Happy, Joy Joyo who even knows this place exists? ends Thursday: Darby O’Gili and the Little People, PG, 7:30 p.m. starts Friday: Clash of the Titans, PG, 7:30 p.m. Mary Ripme Off Film Theater (why the hell can't we call it the Sheldon anymore?) CITY — not that other — campus The Last American Virgin, Porky’s and Orca in a stunning triple bill The State only in our dreams Sixteen Candles (again and again and again), it’s everywhere, it’s everywhere NoCLASSADS 'm&s® Appliances For Sale Married man teak* to sail tool. Hardly used. May naad grossing. Cal 656-DICK. 58B5 . Al kinds wicked groovy bkea tor sale cheap Mae* Vlnny In alloy behind Snuffy t Bar and Grid after closing. No cops, ptoass. Sporting Goods Extra amal «thtotic cup for tali choflp. Contact DUh fraiarnHy Vehicles For Sale Car tor said, sightly domogod In aeddont wtth tree, inquire at ANUS president*! office. Bridal QraduMe students I Having a hard time finding that spe cial someone tor Intkrode eye contact? Why not try man or dw bndee? 1-800 GE T Lift Entertainment_ Bored wtih the bam? Unmoved by tha movies? Than ooma al around and watch us gum our aooidse. play Canasta, pick our assaa and babbto noneanalealy M the NUL Reacts meeting You stupid ktds don't know what you Ye missing. Besides, you're paying tor k. Instruction/T utoring Qred student needs help with shoeiaoee. Cal 565-DRIP. Rides SaMdngaeuphorte rids toPatadto* City, tMt»m tha grass b bagged and tha rtdss are many. Oh won't you p&ms# taka ma homs7 Wiling to spit gas and teams. Cal Bored ol Refects seeks to tMt# NUL students tor a ride. Cnwt, It's been ton In the paatl Cal Nasty Poke, 666 Greek Affairs Phi Krappa Pal, Sohmagma Chi and Zata VI Brator: BONDAGE BAS He becklA retro party that takes us back to the glorious days of hating SuckUsa Brils holding Its annual pola swing contest this weekend Byunwtlmuavote.lhasbMnOecldedtheseai wtlba removed from tha pole. Coma on down covtooys. and bring your KY-faiy, GREEK FIGHT NIGHT, *11 Drink, gat drunk. beWthehel out of some guy In another fret, and whan k's al over — watch the boxing brother Cheeserson on hie wdhderlul year as ANUS president. We re to proud at you. The men ot DUh. Get psyched tor the first annuel all-Greek SALIVA EN EMA TO! GREEK FRfENOS R US. Tired ofthe friends you bought when you joined the Greek system as e freshman? Here at GR E E KS R US we'l sal you a whole new set of Mends, for hundreds lass then you paid tor the first set. Had. well PARTY PARTY PARTY-QUHHHHHH Sdimegma Nude Little Seters meeting tonight at 7 p.m. Dont target your chedtboaks or your Wtte French meld lingerie. BEAT ME IN THE BARN BASH TO! Whips, hey end barnyard andnalsl Whoopeel Student Government Don! be an ass. Vote ANUSI TheyH get you in the end. Personals Barfly Get me hint. Leave me alone. _Ed GM In red iwesier. In the Union, 1M7 We made eye contact. I think, and I’ve regretted tor years that I didn't have the bads lo lak to you tight then and mere. Bui h easier this way. hiding behind a mask of "vxvrrty ”Jfetaction. Please please mako a worthless SWM's life lees empty. Wid meet anywhere for further eye contact. A. Wimp Woman In spandex and leather on O St We made eye oontect. Why didn't I tak to you then when I had a chance? Oh God I am a theM of a mwv tour Woman. Enjoyed the eye canted. Same time next week? _Coward Calling all men, t - Tad sexy woman with flaming red heir and vMd green eywa^wliengajg Irnnhmata eye contact M my home tor Grouchy okt bav. I'm so excited its short-shone time again. Let the bulge begin! . " ' . ■ » '-pjfcj Wooky, tMwubwou wo wubblnwuchwt waver want wo woaawou ***a*T' Another cheesy sspsuctwr To tho Offended. N you cant take a joke, what are you doing at NUL? wwkjgo Dy vw unmoM Saeking the perfect woman—31/?to4 teat tad, no teeth, and a Hat head to eel my drink anf Cal 566-JIFF Tb the dark haked man In boots and suspenders: _ We mada age contest In the basement Why wont you return my love? Ufa without you Is Ike an omelet without tho eggs Give a guy a chance, wont you? Your boas Seeking the perfect men — Must have brains, a person ality and sensatMhr. Greeks need not apply. MS-YEAH. To the blonde In BK yesterday: I eaw you lookin' at my wubba wubba. and I know you saw me admiring your hubbahubbas. Let's got together and do the chugga chugge The brown haired guy Ljr (lUUfllO 3IUU0114 SOW# 'ffiinw .w. contact and light housekeeping. Mutt ba Into pearl na<* lacaa. Vaivaau and Franch maid lingerie. Contact Ugg Doxlay through tha DH. Lost & Found Loat: ANUS Praaidant Keith Vanish. It seen, please call tha ANUS oftto*. 472-2861.__ Loat: Pair a' Dice, tha big fuzzy kind you hang on your roar view mirror. Reward. Contact DH Found: Pair a' Die*, tha big fuzzy kind. Found am by the dashboard light*. Claim at DH office._ Loat: Virginity. An*wart to IN' Jan. Last seen somewhere on i«h Street. Contact DH. Loat: Duffel bag containing Franch maid *-»rorta and checkbook. Please return To Schmagma Nuoa house. HainsrH nfWl. Help Wanted I've taNan and I cant gat It up. Looking tar strong hands WACK "* **** J*r®*n* * mu*1' C*1 ^ Student body praaidant seeks aiand-in tor ptMc appear ance*. aspaoaly In foroats. Sorry, muatbagraek. preppy and have stomach of Staaie. Cal 565-ANOS. Roommates Famaia roommate wanted to share moro than rant wlh 3 mala grad students Sand rataMnew. nuda pica, and a hot recorded mas sags to P.O. Boa MSB. Stop flushing Your Rent Money. Why not move to a toilet complex? You probably already live in a dump.