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Dear Coordinators: Jenny. Chap. Corey. Jason. Carissa.
You're the greatesti Thanks for all you do in making the
Health Aid Program a success. You are appreciated!
__Community Health Staff
GRE
Practice Exam
General or Psychology. Tuesday. March 16. 700pm
Union (room tba).S5. Call466-5467-leave name, number,
and specified test._
Become a millionaire!
Laura Pedersen did it at s$e 22 and so can youl Find out
how on Monday. March 15,7:00 pm. City Union Centen
nial Room. UNL Students FREE! General - $3.00.
University Program Council
Student Fee Funded
BEER/WINEMAKING
SUPPLIES
Fermenter's Supply, 4472 S. 84th St. Omaha. 1-593
9171, Classes, Mail order. Open Friday, Saturday, Sun
day. Monday__
Campus Comer Convenience Store now open every day
8■00am - 1000pm. Stop in today and check out our prices.
17 8 R- __
Need Cash but don't have time for a job? No sales
involved. Call Wayne 466-0354.
Sigma Tau Delta
Spring Initiation/Faculty Reception. Tuesday, Mar. 16,3
4 p.m’229 Andrews. Current, once, and future members
welcome.
THEOLOGY FOR LUNCH
Spring 1993
'Basic Axioms
In
Current Social Issues'
Friday. Mar.12 11:30am-100pm
Nebraska Union
Brown Bag Lunch
‘Goals For Our
Criminal Juatics Syatsm "
Dr. Chris Eskrioge
Professor of Criminal Justice
FACULTY, STAFF. GRAD STUDENTS
WELCOME
Travel Abroad Workshop
Intersted in working abroad for summer? Explore possi
bilities Tuesday March 16.6:30 pm, International Affairs.
1237 R St. 472-5358. _
UPC
How should we spend your student fees? Open forum
Tuesday. March 16. 5:30pm Union (room posted).
Want an assistantshto which supports college students in
their development? The Office for Student Involvement
wit have 34 graduate assistantshp positions available
tor 199394 beginning August 1. For application and
information brochure stop by 200 Nebraska Union or 300
Nebraska East Union. Continuous acceptance of applica
tions until positions are filled.
115 Meetings
Alpha Zeta
Meeting Wed. March 17 at 5:30pm-room 45 FVley Hall.
Pizza- 52/person. Cal Brian Spifcer to RSVP at 438
5481. Officer elections, scholarship applications, and
banquet details. _ ___
Attention: Pi Mu Epsilon members. There wil be an
initiation meeting on Monday, March 15th at 6:00pm in
Oldfather HaU 207 for new members. You are invited to
attend. _
FINANCE CLUB
We re going bowlingll Sunday. March 14, 5:30 at East
Campus Union.
I 1 1"
Habitat For Humanity
Mating Tuesday, March 16 at 5:30pm. City Union. Rm.
401, Everyone's Welcomell __
The Publications Board will meet 4 p.m., Monday in the
Nebraska Union to hire next year’s and next summer's
editors. All are welcome to attend.
120 (ireek Affairs
OA0
HARDCOURT 93
Congratulations to these great teams:
AXO - 1st
AOII - 2nd
PhiDelts - 1st
Acacia - 2nd
Thanks to all the participating teams. Hungry for
mofB...HAROCOURT‘94 __
Acacia.
More than 2 of us are privileged, but we're all psyched for
the searchll
_ The Hunters
AX©,
Oops 11 mean Saturdayl The point being that only two of
you willbe abletoenjoy the thrill of victory. Coincidentally,
you will be riding with the Sidehackers. 0
_ Let's hit the t***ln' road
AXO would like to congratulate Janet Perry on her affili
ation. We're glad to have youll
AXO
CLIMAX
IIKO
93’
Congratulations to Kathy Gerdes. Lara Shaffer. Brenda
Zividmar, and Rachael Brandi on getting accepted into
Phi Upeilon Omicron. We're proud of youll
Love, your sisters
TRI-SIG 1993
Immigration Lawyer
KRIEGER and KRIEGER
Stanley Krieger / Angela Krieger
9290 West Dodge
Suite 302
Omaha, NE 68114
(402)392-1280
Member American Immigration
Association of Lawyers
Practice Limited to Immigration Law
EARN MONEY WHILE YOU STUDY
Or come in and "get away from it all"
• $25 for new customers and those who
have not donated in 2 months on your
1st donation.
• TV Entertainment.
• 2 Hrs. free parking.
• Bonuses for those who qualify to
participate in our special programs.
Come visit the friendliest staff
in town at
Lincoln Donor Center
126 N. 14th. Suite 2
Please call 474-2335 for an appt.
TNI FAR SIM By GARY LARSON
march I
Jurassic calendars
Congratulations to brothers Kyle Gilster and David Swan
for being selected to Innocents and Mortar Board.
-The men of FarmHouse
Even the Leprechaun got
lucky
Acacia, AGR, XO. Phi Mu, anrfKO
HARDCOURT 93
Special thanks to: The Husker volleyballJeam and the
UNI OCR staff.
-The men of Phi Delta Theta
Jail Break
Alpha Phi Alpha Tau Omega
March 13,1993
Jodi P. and Stef N. (KKG),
Congratulations on your new appointment to Union
Board. Is there anything you two cam do?
With love, your Kappa Sisters
Phi Psi's:
Thanks forthe upside downer's and daiquiris! We'lldance
the night away with you anytimel Neighbors Night Out was
great!
Love, the Theta's
AO KA©
Lucky in Love
Maybe You'll get luckyl
Thanks to all the facilitators who made the Initiate Retreat
a great success!
The TKE Delegates
What’s Your Deal?
March 14th I
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Cindy. Jen, Amy, Michelle, (AOII)
Thanx for a great season. Next year- *1
Turbo, Grahambo, Kiley, Reno
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130 Student Government
HEALTH CENTER
ADVISORY BOARD
The purpose of the board shall be to represent the student
body in dealing with the health concerns of the University
community.
You do NOT have to be from Pre-Medical
professions
Deadline is march 12 at 4:00 pm. Applications available
in the ASUN office, Rm. 115 Nebr. Union.
140 Personals
Julie
Happy 21st birthday Saturdayl I'm so jealous, but you're
still my best friend in the world. I hope you have a
spectacular night at the bars without me. Never forget; we
don't need men. they need us. You're a great lady. Love
ya lots.
Mary
Ren. Stimpy A Sven,
Thanks lor being there for me this week. You're the best I
Murrel
28 year old grad student seeks female companionship.
No phone yet. Leave written message at ON.
You: woman with pink and black flowered sweater, pink
shorts. In the food court dining room - Union, Wed., lunch
time.
Me: Same place, same time. Blue sport coat, blue/green
tie, glasses. Enjoyed the exchange of glances, would like
the chance to meet you. If interested, respond via person
als.
__ _S.W.T.
“Doug*,
Thanks for all of your hard work. I couldn't have done it
without you.
__ Senator-elect “Doug"
KGB, Goatcheese, whatever...
Happy 19thl
_ Love- the NG'e
Marc,
Thanks for the help with the campaign. I appreciated it
Darcie W., T
Happy Birthday on the 13th.
__2Auntie L.
To my grizzly bear.
The week's over, honey-tonight you're minel I love you I
Goldilocks
Cara,
Congratulations on being elected as ASUN Arts & Sci
ences senator and being named to Mortar Board.
B. J. M. H
145 Lost & Found
Found: Pair of men's brown leather gloves on 3/S in the
Administration Building. Claim at On.
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• Appointments available 8am-1am
• Offer good thru March 1993
• Good at LaunDRYLand
1440 N. 56th only "3
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1440 N. 56th
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1 Type of pear
8 Put through a
strainer
8 Green stone
13 Forearm bone
14 Groups of three
18 Pelvic bones
17 Get married
18 Red planet
30 Up-front part of
a shoe
S1 Atrociousness
. S3 “Hallelujah, I'm
28 Chou En
so Hoodwink
32 For grown-ups
34 Actress Irene
30 Follower: Suffix
so Not so much
37 Trumpeter Al’s
family
3* Some
sandwiches,
briefly
30 Hard wood
40 -nova
(Brazilian
dance)
41 Give as one's
share
42 Avoid taking a
stand
4S No longer
burning
40 Henry or Clare
Boothe
47 Heater fuel
52 Play
(dissemble)
MBoesky or Tors
ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE
87 "Laugh-In"
catch phrase for
Judy Came
Si Father
•o Italian
automotive
center
81 Swiss peaks
•2 Amuse
immensely
•3 In the altogether
•4 Lanny or Diana
DOWN
1 Cigar remnant
2 Miscellany
2 Snick-or
4 Derisive
whistles
s Accelerate
• Annoy
7 Dandy
• Roger Rabbit,
for one
• Comic actor
Walker
10 Turkish
regiment
11 Gossip's
interest
12 The Big
(New Orleans)
18 Rootlike
runners
18 Monk’s garb
22 Kind of review
24 Fashionable
28 Rice-and-fish
dish
37 Clara Barton
was one
2S Involve
necessarily
aa Lunar valley
30 Astronomer
Knopf
31 TV’s "Empty
33 Word of sorrow
33 Vargueno, eg.
37 Most popular
sa Heavenly body
such as Rigel
40 Heat units, for
short
41 Neckwear for
Henry Higgins
49 Andy, Annie or
Mickey
44 Lying on one’s
back
47 Smooch
40 Wickedness
49-avis
so Part of speech
•i Beige
83 Student flier's
goal
84 Base V.I.P.'s
88 Word with hall
or kit
88 Rib •«?: •’ >
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Eugene T. Maleska