Nebraskans not in on the swingin’ scene
Ii may be that there are small
conclaves of enthusiasts every
where, but on the surface Lincoln’s
swing scene is standing still.
According to Mike Sager in last
month’s Esquire magazine, millions
of consenting adults nationwide
are meeting regularly with total
strangers to fulfill their sexual fan
tasies.
Swingers — that’s what these
people call themselves. Thev are
typically middle class, white, open
minded couples who are looking
for that extra something to spice up
their sex lives.
Swingers meet through maga
zines, clubs and 900-phone lines,
nqpe of which come cheap. Friend
ship Express, a euphemistically titled
national swingers contact maga
zine, retails for S6.95.
In between the glossy covers,
poorly developed black and white
photos show images of swingers
either naked or semi-naked. Be
neath, short informercials eptice
the reader.
Courtesy of Aspire Inc.
A “married white couple” in
Colorado “seeks same and bi-fe
males for fun and hot times.” In
Michigana “sex-loving whitecouple
want meetings with white and ori
ental bi-couples and bi-females
only. No single men, blacks, S/M,
B/D. (Bondage/Domination)"
When swingers get together what
goes on is presumably dependent
on the tastes of those involved.
Experimentation is a key theme,
but all swingers reserve the right to
refuse.
Your basic, run-of-the-mill, ge
neric sw inger orgy is a threesome:
either a two-female, one-male free
for-all (apparently bisexuality is
okay for women ...) or two males,
one female where the lady’s regular
partner will do nothing more than
watch (. . . and definitely not ac
ceptable for men). For that and
other reasons, single women are
generally requested more than men.
If orgies start to get a little dull,
videotaping always provides added
excitement. Alternately, there’sS&M,
cross-dressing or a themed night—
Greek, Roman or some other cos
tume.
These are normal, respectable,
God-fearing people, so bestiality is
out of the question. But believe it or
not, the good-looking couple who
lives two doors down >he street
probably aren’t .setting up the video
equipment in their back room for
their next amateur orgy'.
The Adult Video Center on O
Street has only one advertisement
for Lincolnites interested in swing
ing— a group called Mid-Nebraska
Friendship looking for couples and
middle-aged single women to join
their membership.
Friendship Express carries only
six listings for Nebraska. Of those,
two are from single traveling sales
men, who appear to be deliberately
missingthepointofswinging. Three
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others, from women who make
claims such as, “Gives passionate
fellatio; loves vigorouspenetration,”
look suspiciously like loosely dis
guised covers for prostitution.
That leaves only one, from a
“married white couple in their mid
30s" that appears to be a genuine
attempt toget involved in theswing
ing lifestyle.
It would seem that, whatever
Nebraskansaredoingafterhours.it
is not swinging.
— Matthew Grant is a SWM, and Diver
sions Contributor.
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