Arts&Entertainment De Niro’s acting doesn’t outweigh bad plot, story By Stacie Hakel Staff Reporter If this is a joke, it is neither humor ous nor is it entertaining. “Night and the City” (Lincoln, Edgewood 3), starring Robert De Niro and Jessica Lange, is a total disap pointment. The movie is set in New York City with Harry Fabian played by Dc Niro. Harry is known as a shyster lawyer who uses his profession to earn money by bringing up suits where there is no case. Harry has this wild brainstorm and decides to be a boxing promoter, but he needs money. So off on his search he goes. He goes to many people, and some how Regis Philbin gets stuck in there. Buthecndsupatalocal bar owned by two of Harry’s friends. Harry asks Phil (Cliff Gorman), the owner, if he can borrcta$15,000. This is where Lange comes in. Lange plays Phil’s wife, Helen. All Helen docs is smoke cigarettes, have sex with Harry and yearn loopen her own bar. Phil and Harry make a deal. If Harry can come up with S7,500, Phil will pay him the other half. Helen secretly gives Harry S7.500 on one condition. Harry will only get the money ifhccan get Helen a liquor license to open her own bar. Harry agrees to this and Helen hands him an extra S5,(XX) for the license. Harry then gets the other half of the money from Phil. After Harry finds a fake liquor license, he rents out a dance club where he can set up the box ing matc hes he will promote. He finds old, retired A1 Grossman (Jack Warden), and hires him as a boxing manager. Boom Boom Grossman (Alan King) is Al’s brother, and he doesn’t like the idea of A1 being a boxing manager for Harry. His reasons arc because Boom Boom doesn’t like Harry, and because A1 had a scries of heart attacks in the past. Boom Boorh threatens Harry be cause he, too, is in the box ing business and doesn’t want any competition. But Harry doesn’t listen to Boom Boom and is soon followed by his bodyguards. *v They tell Harry that if anything happens to Al, they will shoot to kill, and they will be aiming at Harry. Suddenly the movie unravels, and all the characters and the audience find out what a schmuck Harry really is. „ This is the only good part of the movie. Dircctcdby Irwin Winkler,“Night and the City” needs help. It was hard to figure out where exactly this movie was going, and then once it got there, it was incred ibly boring. De Niro’s acting was good, but the plot was so terrible that it was hard to believe he would participate in this movie. The secondary characters were in terwoven into the scene, but it was hard to figure out what they were doing and how they were significant. The title didn’t even tie into the movie in any way. If you’re out for a night on the town and you want to catch a movie, do yourself a favor and skip this one. y~ '^^^^^^B^^B||MMjPpyil^M^M|fc(M)g||ai^ppii^^^~\II,... ,i)T:.Trr.. —«*gp Z '***» ! Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox , Jessica Lange as Helen Nasseros and Robert De Niro as Harry Fabian scheme to “make the big time” in “Night and the City.” Science fiction writer’s newest release keeps readers riveted “Labyrinth of Night” Ace Science Fiction By Sam Kepfield Staff Reporter There are very few authors today who, when a reader sees their names on a book, they can automatically know that what they’re about to plunk down $5 for will be worth every penny, and will keep them riveted and enter tained every second. It’s these books that always sadden readers when they end. Three hun dred pages are not enough — heck, 600 pages wouldn’t be. This is pretty heavy billing, but Allen Steele lives up to it. His first book, 1989’s “Orbital Descent,” won the Locus Poll for No. 1 best first novel. His second, “Clarke County, Space” in 1990 was nom inated for the Philip K. Dick Award. “Lunar De scent” came out to similar rave re views in 1991. This year, il’s“Labyrinth of Night,” and it is sure to win some sort of award. It’s one part good, old-fash ioned Arthur C. Clarke puzzle-piece, and one part Tom Clancy techno thriller, with the gritty realism that is becoming Steele's trademark. When Viking 1 orbited Mars in 1976, it photographed what appeared to be a human face made out of rock, facing up to the heavens, and a “city” nearby. This much is fact. Steele takes us to the year 2030, when human explorers have reached Mars and discovered that indeed there is a pyramid city and a face. The only problem is that when they send people into the main pyramid and a maze they call the Labyrinth, they don’t come out again. The artifacts were left by the Coo ties, an inscctoid alien race who went into hibernation within the main pyra mid. They were killcu by a meteor strike. The United States and the Com monwealth of Independent States want the knowledge in the pyramids — badly. A minor conflict ensues on Mars, and the United States win. But the paranoia reigns, and a military com mander for Cydonia Base is sent, one who was court-martialed after he tor pedoed a civilian freighter, killing 50 people. It all goes downhill from there. August Nash, a corporate spy, is sent to Mars to discover the true situation. He finds a paranoid commander thinking of the Cooties as an alien threat to be destroyed — with a tacti cal nuke if necessary. Nash is beaten and captured, but escapes after hav ing his cover blown in record short time. Nash discovers the secrets of the pyramid and of the Cooties after he is recaptured and forced to lug the nuclear device down into the Labyrinth. The ending is filled with wonder ment at the alienness of another race, and a hair-raising finale slraightoulof a James Bond film. (Hint: It involves a dirigible crash.) Steele is, quite simply, one of the best writers around today. His brand of hard science fiction is filled with a realistic portrayal of people and tech nology in the future. Happy reading. ^ : i ‘Greatest Misses’ is flawless effort ». ■'■ 1 - i irlA^ t/\ rnl/v'iic atl^nt inn i£lt Ifll/lt t "V * A A. A A- -W “Greatest Misses” Public Enemy Def Jam/Columbia It’s only filling lhal Public En emy releases its fifth album in the fifth year since their formation. To no surprise, this one’s a soon-to-be classic. Chuck D and Flavor Flav are the rappers of Public Enemy while Terminator X is the DJ. These arc the guys who, in the past, have turned controversy into hits. Chuck D’s songs deal with per tinent, timely issues facing black America. Some say that Chuck D is the voice of the black nation. “Greatest Misses’’ is based on Chuck D’s idea to refocus allcniion on several album tracks that didn’t become Public Enemy hit singles, but still present important ideas from the group. Each of the six tracks on the remix side have been chopped up and glued back together by some of the test DJs in the business, includ ing Jam Master Jay,ChuckChillout and Terminator X. From Public Enemy’s debut al bum, “Yo! Bum Rush the Show,” comes “Mcgablasl” and “You’re Gonna Get Yours.” The first brings thorns and cymbals galorcas well as alternating “bum/ycah” samples to add to Flavor Flav ’ s lead and Chuck D’s supplementary vocals. The second is chopped up in style with lots of scratching and cutting, and only half of the vocals left intact. From Public Enemy’s platinum album, “It Takes a Nation of Mil lions To Hold Us Back’’ comes “Louder Than a Bomb’’ and “Party for Your Right To Fight.” The first favors a smooth bass sample instead of the original drums and guitar samples. Jam Master Jay does this song up right. The second alternates Chuck D and Flav’s vocals instead of the original with them rapping together. “Fear of a Black Planet,” the 1990 platinum release,'is repre sented by “Who Stole the Soul?” and incorporates horns and more solid drums than the original. Finally, last year’s “Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black” is See PUBLIC on 10 _A. i -mm*.-3 Courtesy of Interscope Records Gerardo gets some assistance on his latest release, “Dos,” from some of rap’s biggest names such as Tony G and Luis Vega. Gerardo’s album no star, but a worthwhile attempt — R.CuU^t —- ^ “Dos” Gerardo Interscope Records Incredible as it may seem, Rico’s. .. oops, Gerardo’s latest album, “Dos,” actually is worth listening to. Likchisfirstalbum,“Mo’ Ritmo,” Gerardo comes back with bilingual raps and croons — some good, some downright sucky. That is the “G Man’s” weak point — his inconsis tency. Most of the songs begin with lead ing intros. The majority of these fall flat, but some are rather cute and clever. The disc opens with “My Name Is Not Rico," a disappointing rap song that had the potential to be funny, but Gerardo instead uses this tunc to in flate his already oversized ego. The best thing about the tunc is the introduction, which employs the gim mick of messages on an answering machine. “Rico? Hello, Rico. It’s Amy, and, urn, I’m here with some friends, and 1 was just, urn, calling to let you know that you left, urn, a T-shirt in my bed, See GERARDO on 10