Alternative to ‘alternative’ The Steve Morse Band delivers powerful punch, emotion that guitarist Joe Satriani can’t i nere s probably a French word for the feeling I have right now, but certainly not an English one. Remember about five years ago when you and your friends were the only ones who listened to “al ternative" music, and you felt a strange mixture of compassion and contempt for the u n washed hordes that only listened to corpora te rock? Owners of Beta video equip ment experienced this feeling as they watched the inferior VHS for mat become the de facto standard. I’m feeling it right now because Joe Satrianijsgetting airplay while Steve Morse is not even easy to buy in your local record store. Courtesy of Relativity Records, Inc. You ve probably ai least heard of Joe Satriani. Chances are good that you’ve heard "Summer Song,” a track from his album, “The Ex tremist,” which was released this summer. Chances are not so good that you’ve heard of Steve Morse. If you have, then chances are good that you play theguitar. “Coast To Coast” is his new musical offering, also released this summer, and I’m here to tell you how wonderful it is. Hut first, Ed like to dispense unpleasant childish disputes about which guitarist has better chops. . Theyarebothelectric-guitarvirtuo " sos. To be honest, they’re both in the same league, though Satriani is the relatively new kid on the block. Both were named Best Overall Guitarist in Guitar Player reader’s polls. Morse however, took the title for five consecutive years after build ing a solid reputation as the guitar ist in the late ’70s/early ’80s jazz fusion band, The Dixie Dregs. He was then made ineligible, clearing the way for Steve Vai andjoe Satriani in later years. But what about their music? Both albums are entirely ihstrumental rock ‘n’ roll. Both albums have a few fast, aggressive tracks. Both have a few slow, lyrical songs. Both albums have one classical-guitar piece, and one Celtic-influenced piece. Both albums impress me. But only “Coast To Coast” by The Steve Morse Band moves me. If my voice had the range of an electric guitar, I would sing every note of "Coast To Coast.” I try to sing along, even without adequate, vocal range, a fact to which my roommates will openly attest. “The Extremist” doesn’t make mesingatall, and maybe this is the key difference between the two. You know how easy-listening in strumental covers of familiar rock ‘n’ roll songs leave you feeling empty? The melody without the words isn’t interesting enough to hold your attention. Thai’s the way Satriani sounds. With a couple of exceptions, his songs sound like they should have lyrics. “Summer Song” might have had the lyrics “Thesong I’m playing is called Summer Song,” and it would have fit. Any 10-syllable phrase would work, and it would make the song bearable: “If this song bores you, you can sing along. ” The whole album is like that. What makes it worse is that Satriani spends a lot of time in magazine interviews trying to con vince the reader why a song of his should conjure images implied by it’s title. He likes to tell you why “Friends” should make you think of friendship, why “War” shouldevoke thoughts of war, and why the song “Why” shouldsound like it’s asking a question. Here’s my question: Who cares? I don’t care if he was weeping when he wrote "Cryin’.” I sure don’t feel it. Morse, on the other hand, deliv ers passion without wearing it on his sleeve. “Morning Rush Hour” is filled with hurried desperation. The Celtic-sounding “Get It In Writing” sounds as if Morse is both asking □ Courtesy of MCA Records, Inc. and answering a question, and “Run away Train” actually sounds like an out-of-control Zephyr. In short, Morse is a master of melody, composition and rhythmic surprise. He is also a master of I— — technique. Satriani is only a master of tech nique. —Pohl Longs ine is a senior mathematics and computer science major and Diver sions contributor. €fh ' FILM/ __■ Sheldon Memorial Art Gallery; University ol Nebraska Lincoln M 12th & R Streets; Lincoln. NE 68588-0302; Film Information Phone: 402/472-5353 I CARTOON FUN 50 ADVANCED, ITT PRE-HYSTERICAl! I j Animation from around the world! c—rr? ^_m!h ,h* *uppot1 ol th* Nebraska Art* Council. "**^ TAAOATE 92 W.C.'s & da^lcfodi'nroiL' mwxrcc 1 Pre-game tailgate party * 9:30 a.m. till 12:30 p.m. Before every home game , FROM THE DIRECTOR OF “FIELD OF DREAMS" j'jUiifjiJ'REDFORD UMYKRSl mrnrn \ || Mb 'If ypomcR ■ -'.‘r- •— ___ ^ _ 1 SNEAKERS A burglar, a spy, a fugitive, a delinquent, a hacker, and a piano teacher... and these are the good guys. 11II1Sihi11I/1[Sm«i1IIUIIi.1I[)S' "JU nllllll SlillX I ""sum .ns mm ■glliii UUIHUSfl COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU ^■—————_—__»