V After finally kicking a rather serious cocaine habit, Milhouse came to the shocking realization that he’d been dead for several years. David Badders/DN GREAT COMICS New & Collector Comics •Science Fiction •Adventure Games •T-Shirts •Posters & much more! Lincoln Om^ha Edgewood Plaza-5400 S 56th Si, Ste 4,423-2584 Harvey Oaks Plaza, 144th & Center, 333-8118 Eastpark Plaza-200 N. 66th St., Ste. 208A, 467-2727 Van Dom Plaza-2614 S 48th, 488-3570 T JUGATE 92 W.C.'s & cla&icffftkhr'cii ■M^rreta ^7fotaok-— Pre-game tailgate party 1228 9:30 a.m. till 12:30 p.m. »p» Before every home game street Risks outweigh pleasure Drug use equals mental anesthesia I’m not a Nancy Reagan youth. The fact that drugs are against the law does not affect me. I don’t believe civil law has any intrinsic value, although it may sometimes be practical. Fear of the cops does affect me. As legal penalties become stiffer for pushers and users, and the ranks of narcs and Nancy Reagan youth swell, drug use has become the crime of the '90s. Knowing this, the risks of serious drug use outweigh any pleasure I might experience from using. But that’s just the point. I don’t enjoy the drug experience. Even if drug use were easy and free, I wouldn’t do it. The drugs I’m talking about are the illegal variety and booze. The purpose of these substances is to alter your perception. They may change the way you think, feel and perceive time. They may erode inhibition or open the door to your subconscious mind. • I enjoy thinking and communi cating. When my speech becomes slurred and I lose my train of thought, 1 have a hard lime being understood. And then I babble incoherently, like the giant bug in Kafka’s Metamorphosis. -44 The purpose of these substances is to alter your perception. They may change the way you think, feel and percieve time. They may erode inhibition, or open the door to your subcon scious mind. --99 - Now these are things that I might do sober, but being wasted only makes it worse. It may be true that drug use enhances creativity. I know many musicians, artists and literary types who produce fantastic work under the influence, but it doesn’t seem to help me. What use is an amazing discovery if I can’t remember it in the morning? As for loss of inhibition, that’s never been a problem for me. I’m perfectly capable of being undignified while sober. If I’m of fensive, I want to be aware of it so that I can fully appreciate the re sults. I’m a control freak — I admit it. I have nothingagainsl dredging the subconscious, or thinking streams of unrelated thoughts, but I wantto be able to shut them off. I have a loose concept of time, but I don’t like having no concept of time. Everyday life seems chaotic, un controllable and unintelligible to me. Even on a good day it’s hard enough to make sense of it and to still retain any kind of sanity. Drug use doesn’t seem to en hance my mental stability, or to make the world any easier to un derstand. It only numbs that part of me that strives for meaning and purpose. I don’t want mental anesthesia. I’d rather stumble around sober. Tht^re must be something out there that’s worth the trouble. Odysseus left the land of the lotus eaters for just that reason. As pleasurable as that place might have been, his purpose was elsewhere. I’m not suggesting'that this is true for everyone. It’s a personal choice, of course, and my choice is to not use drugs. — Amy Wilson is a classics major and Diversions contributor / \ /> writing technique creates i\ew way to look at opposing views By Scott Wesley Diversions Cutup This column is based on liter ary experiments called “cut-up techniques” conducted first by Brion Gysin and William S. Burroughs in the 1950s. They took “found” articles, cut them into pieces or other wise rearranged them. Based on these reconstruc tions they wrote a new piece of literature, using the changed words and phrases as inspire tion. My source this time was the FACE OFF essays of last week’s Diversions, and the final tech nique I used was to take alter nate words from each essay (the first word from one essay, the second word from the second, and so on). I came up with a composite essay about as long as either of the originals. Then I rewrote the composite. This technique, or others like it, will recur in this semester's Diversions. Give it a try your self. Anyone with a pair of scis sors and a pot of paste can play! Even 1, with my standards, be lieve the term will last forever. “Val ues” will inspire songs, and poems will be written around them, and yet, they will probably never ac quire a full definition. 1 often hear values cited merely to reach past time-worn defense safeguards in attempts to grab at the human heart One-thirdof“tradilional” couples to^ay are involved with infidelities in more than a conceptual way. Two-liming is rife, and the family has thus become unquanlifiable. Most heterosexual “values" gan be reduced tocouplespassingtheir commitments to their children, who then have nowhere to look for support but their grandparents. This in part explains why reli gion, love of country (and free dom), and a sense of duty are on the rise, and that the cause of societal distress is the hippies’ re sponsibility in the minds of many twentysomethings. r Discovering what is so basically American about this moralizing re quires that you remember that you are in with it, that you are involved beyond words. Perhaps if the words of that German philosopher had .succeeded in pointing to the core of the problem... “God is dead'" said Nietzsche, but his metaphor was inadequate to the task For he did not kill religion along with God, andthe waveof religious need sweeps through the country, business as usual. It can be no accident that we are the most recorded, most media-ted generation in history, and becom ing substantial as children is the core of what growing up is about. For that we m,*ed families, but we need only point to the cities to show the results of trying to uphold so-called “family values" at any cost. What have you seen happen? Families gone dow n the rat hole, into poverty and, despair, leading further to the second biggest in-'" crease in child abuse in this cen tury. On the flip-side, women have found new alternatives, new lifestyles and new means of sup port, as necessity mothers a new Goddess, Invention. If Religion, more than God, has reaped the benefits of reinforcing monogamislic behavior tarnished by the pill but born again in AIDS, leaving unbelievers, that ragtag bunch of misfits and dreamers, to chomp at the entrails of the carcass of society left behind, then our generation must seek our true na ture in higher climes than street drugs like religion provides. Our responsibilities must not be let to fall, lest the wasteland of pious emptiness destroy our ability to write songs and poems.