3 Bicycles For Sale Bianchl Spoil SS. 12 speed road bke, toe dips, handle bar pack, $225 obo. 474-9455. 6 Computers For Sale IBM PC/XT 640K, VGA, 20 Meg HD. 51/4" A 31/2" drives. DOS 3.20, $650. 436-0171. 8 Furniture For Sale Tan couch, Ike new $50 obo. Super single watertoed, all new parts, $75 obo. Dark oak dresser, $30 obo. 421-7338. 19 Ticket Exchange Lincoln to LAX via Denver. 1 one-way ticket leaving May 9. $130 OOO. Call 435-2719. Lincoln to San Diego, round trip, leave April lath return April 22nd. $160. call 472-566dor421-7?78. Two Van Halen tickets. £25 each. 475-9983. 20 Vehicles For Sale 88 Honda CRX HF, low mileage 22K. A/C, Stereo, acces sories, $6000. Call 438-2139 leave message. 1986 Fiero SE. V6, gold, loaded, one owner. $5000 obo. 488-1050. CHEAP! FBI/U.S. SEIZED 89 MERCEDES.$200 86 VW.$50 87 MERCEDES.$100 65 MUSTANG.$50 Choose from thousands starting $25.24 Hour Recording Reveals Details 801-379-2929 Copyright #NE11KJC 100 Rides Wanted: a rider to Miami. Florida or any place on the way. 1/2 gas. Leaving May 8. Cali 477-8676. 110 Announcements =ss==sssssss=s=ss===== ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - fisheries. Earn $6,000+/month. Free Transportation! Room A Board! Over 8,000 openings Male or Female. For employment program call 1-206-5454155 ext. 1676 CORNSTOCK is Friday April 24th, featuring ROGER McGUINN formerly of the Byrds, and THE MILLIONS plus two more local acts. Anyone interested in helping, come to Major Concerts meetings. Wednesdays 4:30pm, Union; or sign up at CAP offica. 200 NE Union. Call 472 2454 for more info. GRADUATE ASSISTANT SUPS Campus Activities and Programs is looking for graduate assistants tor the 1982-93 year to work with students in their extra-curricular programming and activities. We are looking for people who enjoy lots of contact with other students and have experience in student organizations or activity programming. If you are interested and would Hke more inform*ion. stop by 200 Nebraska Union or 300 Nebraska East Union and pick up a brochure and appli cation. Health Care Career Fair Are you interested in medicine, dentistry, radiology, physical therapy, or any other heath field? Then see the UNMC and Creighton Heath Adviser* in Manter Hat. Wednesday. Apr* 15.9a.m. • 3p.m., 472-1464 tor infor mation. Lesbian Discussion Group meets Thursdays, 7 8pm in the Women's Resource Center. Strictly confident!*! Cell 472-2597 for more inform*Ion Lesbian/Bisexual/Gay Student Association will have panel discussion on Religious issues & spiritu ality. Aprfuth. 800pm, Student Union. Fastbreak meet ing room. FREE BIBLE STUDY COURSE Write: Bible Course, Box 57324, Lincoln, Nebraska 68505-7324. Parking west, reserved faculty parking available north of Dennys. $210/240per year, 488-51 &. evenings. Pre-Law Workshop Law school admissions dean, current law students, and practicing attorneys discuss becoming lawyer Tuesday, Apnl 14.3-5 p.m., Culture Center. All welcome. 472-7318 for Information. QUIZ BOWL Friday. April 24. 3:30pm Open to all UNL students 4 people per team. Come to 118 Neihardt for an entry form before April 20 Sponsored by the Honors Program. Questions? Call Mite Lewis, 474-2066. SINGLE MOTHERS Support group meetings for UNL students with children, Wednesdays, 12:30-130. Student Union, room posted. SKYDIVE! Jump out of a perfectly good airplane! _Crete Skydiving Center, Tnc. 488-7084. The Women's Resource Center needs more volunteers. Training starts soon. Call 472-2597. WANT TO HELP MAKE NEXT YEAR'S HOMECOMNG GREAT?!? Application deadline has been extended tor the Home coming Steering Committee positions. Due date is Wednesday, April 15 In 200 Nebraska Union. Applica tions available In ASUN. Greek Affairs. RHA. 200 Ne braska Union and 300 Nebraska East Union. Come on, help make a changel 115 Meetings S5^E!^^5S5^S5SSS5^SS553S^SS Ag Econ/Ag Business Club Meeting Tuesday April 14-th at 6:00pm, Filley Hall Room 215. New officer election night. AIESEC Meeting today in Union at 4:00pm. Congratulations to AIESEC'er of the Week, Jim Larson. Don't forget busi ness attire it's the last BOA meeting. Alpha Zeta Members turn in banquet tickets to Rosalie at 204B Filley Hall by Friday, April 17th. Block & Bridle Club Meeting Thursday, April 16th, 7p,m.—initiate meeting. 7:30 p.m. regular business meeting. East Campus Union Gay/Lesbian Student Association Weekly meeting Thursday 830pm. Room 342 Nebraska Union. 472-5644. _ Lesbian/Bisexual/Gay Student Association It's Bring a friend Night!! We want this to be our largest meeting of the year. We'll be discussing L/B/G issues In the work-place. April 16th. 830pm, Room 340 Neb. Union. Omicron Delta Epsilon final meeting and officer elections. Wednesday April 15 at 4.30 in CBA Pi Lambda Thete & SEA Learn more about summer jobs and Interviewing on April 14th, Henzelik at 5:30pm. Professional Business Association Meeting TONIGHT in the City Union at 730pm. Business attire. Rodeo Club Meeting 730pm Wednesday. ECU. Entertainment following. Be there! Union Board Meeting today at 530pm In the City Union._ UPC-”Best of the Rest” Homey da Clown is coming to town with “CBS-Colleae Tour” When: Tues. at 3:00pm Where: UNION-Room posted New Members Welcome! lSoGrwk^ffain^ A Phi Hoopsters: Thanks for being a part of the KFRX Classic with us. Maybe nax! yssr, right? Your FarmHouss Coaches and Players 1082 Greek Week Street Dance Committee. Thanks for all your help. You guys did an outstanding job —*« «■*» »l"”* r~u* *K2 P.8. I'm still in chargelll 1 " l TNI PAR SIDS By GARY LARSON Up until that moment, Raymond had been a rather shy employee with a nervous twitch. Up until that moment. T', (. ATii Congratulations to Mark Meuret on winning the NHRI William Hall Scholarship and Jim Ba2ata on winning the Frank Hollgren Scholarship. Also, Jason Lacey for Rec Center Advisory Council, vice President. AOII and Sig Ep We had a great time during Greek Week, especially during Grew Sing. The men of Tau Kappa Epsilon AXID & Fiji Thanks for an exciting Greek Week. We did Greatll The men of Chi Phi AXO and Lambda Chi, Get out the broom! A clean sweep of alt the Greek Week events! Thanks for all your hard work. The Men of AGS Bunz, Kroese, Kyes, B. Goertzen, Fokers, Steinke, Benes. Frank—Congratulations on being a vital part of one of the beet Grew Weeks ever! The Men of AGS CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE FINE KD'S: Kim S. for being accepted into the University of Nebraska and University of South Dakota Law Schools. Deb S. for getting a Disney Internship. You guys deeervea pat on the KD Love. Your Sisters Congratulations to Corey Huck, Dave Acheson, and John Panning for being selected as Mortar Board Notables. The Men Of AGS Congratulations Gamma Gamma award winners John Goertzen and Jeff Van Pelt. The Men of AGS Congratulations Brother Andrew Louden on becoming the new ASUN Speaker of the Senatel Your FarmHouse Brothers Congratulations to Brian Spiiker for being elected Presi dent of both Alpha Zeta and Pre-Vet Cluo. The Men of Beta Sigma Psi Congratulations to Jim O'Holleran and Neil Macleod for being awarded IFC Greek Week Scholarships. The Men of Sig Ep Congratulations to Dave Gale, Andy Massey. Steve Zatechka. and Jack Jackson for being awarded Gamma Gamma Outstanding Senior Awards. The Men of Sig Ep Congrtatulations to Leslie Holton (DG) and Chris Carrel (ATOl on your pinning, Gles on your fake pinning, almost, and Whizzer on your...NOTI The Brothers of ATO Delta Gamma Thanks for a great Greek Week. Greek Sing was a blast. The Men of Triangle Jeff (and DU's) Thanks for all your help with SAND BASH - we really appreciate itl Sandy (and Gamma Phi's) SAND BASH lst. AXA 2nd - CKO 3rd- XX Congratulations to all the teame, you played great (de spite some cddnessl) Thanks. Gamma Phi Bata and Delta llpsilon Shannon Bradley (Gamma Phi). Congratulations on you initiation into Phi Beta Delta. Great jobl 'Love, Your Sisters The Men of Beta Theta Pi. Thank you for the delicious dinner exchange last night. We look forward to next timel The Women of Gamma Phi Beta To the Greek Week participants from AON and TKE: Greek Week was great - we certainly proved ourselves to be Greek Week's most fun-loving triadl ■“—~—— TheMenot SigEp Winners of Alpha Phi Open 1st place-(tie) C. Elgart & J. Peterson (35) 2nd place-(tie) J. Junl ft J. Bernadt (37) 1st place team-C. Elgart & J. Juhl 2nd place team-K.C. Hine & J. Bernadt 3rd place team-Mackie ft Orr Thanks to everyone who played. 130 Student Government STUDENT GOVERNMENT POSITIONS OPEN Have an Impact on committees dealing with student related concern*. Application* available at 116 Nebr. Union. Deadline for an positions is 4:00 p.m., April 15. Campus Recreation Advisory Council Campus Safety Subcommittee (ASUN) Central Planning Committee Commencement Committee Computational Services ft Facilities Committee Convocations Committee Curriculum Committee Electoral Commission (ASUN) Five Year Projection Committee (ASUN) Government Liaison Committee (ASUN)-Reg. Lobbyist Government Liaison Comminee (ASUN)-Chair Government Liaison Comminee member (ASUN) Grading ft Examinations Committee Honors Convocation Human Rights Comminee Intercollegiate Athletics International Students Subcommittee 4 Lbrariea Nebraska Union Board Parking Advisory Committee Parking Appeals Publications Board Racial Affairs Subcommittee (ASUN) Recording Secretary Scholastic Commission Chair Student Life Commission Chair Senate (ASUN)-check for specific college openings Sexual Orientation Subcommittee Student Employee Grievance Committee Students with Disabilities Subcommittee Teaching Council UNL Campus Police Committee University Judiciary/Appeals 140 Personals Country road, swinging Theta Xi guys: Here's to bonding, sad but true, plastic clocks, trailer courts and softball fields, Big ruts, crusin' Lincoln, and the ‘‘rock*. Lot's do it again sometime. Three True Blonde ADII's Wanted: National League fans to start a N. L. Rotisserie League. Call 472-8347. leave message. Wade (Theta Xi) Thanks for the roses. I had a great time this weekend I Julie L. (ADII) 145 Lost & Found Loot: Pear-shaped garnet ring 4/9/92.2nd floor women's restroom Burnett. $20 reward. Return to ON. Lost: set of keys with red whistle. Return to ON office. 150 Child Care Reeded Heipl 17+ hours per week. Need non-smoker 9am 12:30pm to care for my 2 sons before afternoon school CaM 435-1307. NANNY NEEDED: by July 1, Brewster, NY. Energetic family w/ 5 4 6 year olds seeks warm, bright, responsible person for childcare 4 housekeeping. 1 yr. commitment necessary; Prefer non-smoker w/ own car. Excellent living conditions 4 salary. (914) 279 5963 Need capable, loving elementary ed. type for wonderful family, 20-30 hours. 24th and Van Dorn. 476-2772, eve nings. _ Responsible person for full-time, summer child care, children ages 6 and 7. Prefer non-smoker with own car. References. 421-2916 after 6pm. 160 Help Wanted ‘EARN $1500-$3000 THIS SUMMER!* Neodata, a leader in the telemarketing industry, is now hiringl Our telephone sales representative positions are filling fast; get a jump on the summer job rush. Secure your job now, and start work after finalsl Earn up to S7.25/hr. guaranteed. Flexible scheduling, paid training; fun con tests, prizes, and incentives. Part-time positions avail able. Summer's just around the comer—call today to set up an interview. 476-8315. Ask for Donna Nixon. (EOE). A & S Student Advisers Applications are available for Arts and Sciences Student Adviser positions in 1223 Oldfather. Deadline: April 15, 1992. Looking for experienced telemarketer. In-office hours, flexible. Salary negotiable. Previous experience benefi cial but not necessary. Local insurance agency. Call 489 9615.__ __ Make the Money You want to Make! Part-time/Full-time, at school or home, year round. No sales experience needed. 1 hour presentations Monday thru Friday - 9am and Noon; Monday. Wednesday. Thurs day - 7:00pm. 201 Oak Creek Drive—2 blocks north of Kerry's then west 1 block to Oak Creek (Gas N Shop building). McDonald’s Morning, afternoon 4 weekend hep Part-time and sum mer employment available. Flexible hours and free uni forms. Call 475-5238. METAPHORS If you know what these are and you love them, I have an immediate library research job for you. Please Call 1-800-228 9972 ext 7488 Need extra money? International Telcom, Inc. offers flexible schedules, competitive wages, a pleasant work ing environment and an excellent opportunity for ad vancement in the growing field of outbound telemarketing. Full and part time positions available. Hours available Monday-Fnday, 9am-9pm, Saturdays 9am-4pm. Set your own hours - Saturdays not manda tory. If interested call 474-1256 or apply in person at International Telcom, Inc. 3410 O Street. Need job to help pay for your education? Want to meet some neat people7 Apply to do live-in attendant care. Positions available for mature, reliable individuals to work as personal care aids. Includes salary, room and utilities paid. Valuable experience for human service major. For information call Audrey or Dick 471-4400, Region V Services. _ _ Part-time service station attendant needed Evening and weekend hours. Call 474-0414._ Part-time sales person, experience preferred. Thursday evenings and Saturdays required. Apply at Wallpapers For Less, 5050 Old Cheney Hoad Receptionist for evening hours at a veterinary hospital. 3pm to 7pm weekdays and 8:30am to 11:30am or noon on Saturdays. Great opportunity for a pre veterinary student. Requires a helpful personality. Can 423-4120 for more information or to set up a interview. Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Ml VtoRPSCoPE SANS, ’ TURN ABOUT MEANS CIRCUMSTANCES \N NOUR FAMOR. ASSERT MIENS IN CONFIDENT MANNER. 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