Opinion Welfare lab rats Poor need education, not less money Try to add one and two and come up empty-handed. It’s a pretty tough equation. But for Wisconsin residents who receive government aid to raise their children, it soon will be possible to do just that. Wisconsin has proposed, and the Bush Administration has endorsed, a plan aimed at reducing spending on welfare. President Bush said he was pleased to encourage Wisconsin and other states to become “laboratories” for welfare reform. Under the Wisconsin plan, a poor woman who has a child will receive the usual amount of Aid to Families with Depend ent Children. If she has another child, her benefits will increase only by half. For a third child, there is no increase in benefits. The theory behind the plan is that poor women have babies to get more welfare money. Yet, when Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson was asked to give evidence to support that assumption, he replied that there was none. .. (B)ut there is no evidence to the contrary either,” he said. So, the plan apparently was based on no evidence whatso ever. TTiat doesn’t seem to be a sound way to make policy. The plan has a number of other problems, too. It does take a step away from a welfare Catch-22 by allow ing working participants to keep the first $2UU and one-nail oi other earnings each month. Previously, participants only could keep the first $30 and one-sixth or one-third of earned income. Proponents say the change will allow more recipients to work — or have “personal responsibility,” in the words of Health and Human Services Secretary Louis Sullivan. But these proponents fail to acknowledge that the cost of child care for working participants is high, perhaps higher than monthly benefits and part-time work will allow. The plan also sends the unsettling, barbaric message that, while all poor children are unwanted, some are more unwanted than others. Instead of trying to reduce welfare spending in such an after the-fact manner, Wisconsin officials should go for the heart of the problem among the poor, lack of information about birth control, combined with no inexpensive or readily available means of contraception. Once those problems arc addressed, officials can focus on secondary problems by providing inex pensive and educational child care and job training for the poor. Wisconsin’s reforms, which will be tested over a 5-year period, aren’t the only ones being considered. President Bush said he wanted to encourage all states to try new ideas where welfare was concerned. More care should be taken in other states where reforms are being considered. After all, the poor children affected by such experiments deserve better treatment than mere laboratory rats. Clean air act picks on minority 1 want you lo stop whatever you re doing and think seriously about the basic flaw of democracy. That flaw is: the majority rules. But that’s a good thing, you say? I know, you’ve been socialized to think so. But now I want you to really think about it for yourself, not just rerun the propaganda that has already been put into your mind and that glosses over the reality. This time the minority targeted to suffer is smokers. The Nebraska Clean Environment Act wants to tax smok ers another 25 cents per pack, and no one else, in order to allegedly “clean up Nebraska’s environment.” Person ally, I think the true purpose is to create a few high-paying office jobs. I asked some UNL students who are in support of the Nebraska Clean Environment Act to give me one good reason why smokers alone should bear the burden for something that they think will benefit all. I was told that' “smoker health care is a burden on society,” “anyone can get cancer from secondhand smoke,” “smokers litter and they should have lo pay to clean Nebraska up!” Hey, back t^>, there! Geriatric health care is a “burden on society.” Health care tor people in many categories is. And it hasn't been proven that sec ondhand smoke causes lung cancer, but I don’t want to argue that one. Even if it were true, so what? YOU choose which section of public areas you will patronize, YOU choose with whom you will associate. Some smokers litter, that is true. But so docs most everyone. So why doesn’t “most everyone” pay for this “clean-up”? I asked for good reasons why smokers alone should pay the price. I got excuses. If you think you know a good reason, please say so. But no more trashy excuses, OK? I think I know the reason, and it’s not a good one: Non-smokers (the majority) want smokers (the minor ity) to pay everyone’s bills. That is morally wrong, but this is a democ racy, so it is quite possible that it will happen, unless a wave a conscience strikes Nebraska voters. Look out — what goes around does come around, and you, yourself, may be part of a selected minority one day. Fran Thompson senior sociology -fcUl IUHIAL HUUUT Staff editorials represent the offi cial policy of the Spring 1992 Daily Nebraskan. Policy is set by the Daily Nebraskan Editorial Board. Its mem bers are: Jana Pedersen, editor; Alan Phelps, opinion page editor, Kara Wells, managing editor; Roger Price, wire editor; Wendy Navralil, copy desk chief; Brian Shellito, cartoon ist; Jeremy Fitzpatrick, senior re porter. According to policy set by the re gents, responsibility for the editorial content of the newspaper lies solely in the hands of its students. __ST. GfcORSfi. >w WtftKaOM /Y ) ALAN PHELPS Faceless sources tarnish media I can’t live with myself anymore. I’m tired of the lies, the scan dal, Macaulay Culkin, the de ceit, etc. So I’m going to tell all. I wasn’t surprised when Bill Clin ton’s various scandals came up or when Jerry Brown had to defend himself last week against faceless accusers who appeared on an ABC news program. The whole thing had been planned weeks ago by that most evil of entities — the media. We of the media have been run ning this campaign from the begin ning. Sure, it all looks good to the people back home, but here at this end of the keyboard, we’re laughing at America, the flag and bald eagles. Ha ha ha, Washington Monument! You see, the run for the presidency hasn’t become a farce for nothing. There is a method to this madness. In short, Sam Donaldson wants the White House. And what Sam wants, Sam gets. Donaldson, the Romulan who shows up on all kinds of ABC news produc tions, has had his eye on America’s highest elected office for years. Day after day, he drudged about Washing ton. digging up stories, working his way up the ladder. All along, his goals were set high. He began an olive oil business that was really a front for an underground news organization and began build ing it into the giant you sec today. Across Washington, Sam has made friends by doing favors for people. Of course, the trick is, everyone owes him favors now. No one seriously expects Brown to win the nomination, barring some far out scenario. But Donaldson wanted to make sure. He lashed around, search ing for a charge that would be easy to stick on the former California gover nor. Wild drug parties seemed to be the ticket. Sam rounded up a few of the guys hanging around tire office, such as Ted Koppel and Peter Jennings, and, after ruboing their faces off, taped the segment that would appear on last Thursday’s broadcast. Many Californians were quick to come to Brown’s aid. B.T. Collins, a Republican Assemblyman, said Brown never had parties. “He was the worst damper on a party there was,” Collins said. “He was just a prude.... he didn’t even like cigarette smoke around him.” I’m sure Brown thanked B.T. for those kind words. Of course, if it’s true, there probably weren’t a whole lot of the wild parties that Sam con tends were going on at the Moon beam mansion. Wild Californian: Moonman, great “Elvis, iq hi featured (Ut OB upcomine US. postafestamp. evi dently was ‘fattened mu like g (um awl bx Clinton, as the Arkan sas governor evaded the draft, had numeiz ous extramarital af fairs. participated in the government’s UFO cover-up and killed JFK...’’ bash! Here, have a drag, hee hee hee hee. Brown: What? (gasp) What is that you are smoking? Some new kind of cigarette? No, tnanks, but I prefer to be High On Life. W ild Southerner: C’mon, man, it’s OK if you don’t inhale ... Sam Donaldson: But Jerrmaster, everyone’s doing it... You want to be a member of our peer group, don’t you? Brown: Everyone out, or I’m call ing CHiPs—that’s right—both Erik Estrada AND the white guy! Donaldson’s not about to stop yet. He has several more little news items up his sleeve. His plans come through our fax machine almost daily. Let’s look at today's message: TO: THE DAILY NEBRASKAN FROM: S.D. RE: My rise to supreme executive power. Dear Media Under My Control: I’m going to make you a deal you cannot refuse. Bill Clinton’s looking strong after that New York win, but I found this exclusive story for your front page: “MEMPHIS, Tcnn. — Democratic presidential hopeful Bill Clinton to day was accused by several reliable faceless entities as being the master mind behind Elvis’ bloating. “Elvis, to be featured on an up coming U.S. postage stamp, evidently was ‘fattened up, like a farm cow’ by Clinton, as the Arkansas governor evaded the draft, had numerous ex tramarital affairs, participated in the government’s UFO cover-up and killed JFK .. Thus far, the media have been all too willing to participate in Donaldson’s little power play. While some of the issues that have been raised are relevant to the campaign, others — especially the latest attack against Brown — border on die ri diculous. ABC News, under the thumb of Sam, allowed anonymous sources to discredit Brown years after the events they allege happened. While anonym ity at limes must be protected, this does not seem to be such a case. The accusers, who ABC said were former security guards at the Brown estate when Jerry was still governor, have nothing to fear from Brown. Their jobs no longer depend on him. If they are telling the truth, Brown wouldn’t be able to touch them. The people at ABC must believe the guards are being truthful, or they wouldn’t have broadcast the accusa tions. But Brown wasn’t the only party to lose credibility from the report. It’s a mile dangerous for me to disagree with the ABC decision. Sam has eyes and ears everywhere these days. I once received a vicious phone call from Sam. There hadn’t been enough candidate-bashing on the opinion page, he told me. He warned of a cloaked Rom u I an warbird stand ing near my house and gave me some “inside information’’ about Paul Tson gas and Barbara Bush. Donaldson doesn’t worry a whole lot about college newspapers in Ne braska. He probably thinks that one call turned me around, and then he forgot about the DN. So I’m going to chart my own course through these troubled elec lion-year waters. I’m free. It feels good to have that moral weight off my back. I don’t have to bash candi dates! I can write flowery columns about good things like butterflies. And then when the election rolls around, I can choose between a couple upstanding nominees, and everyone will have all the cotton candy they want and no one will ever get fat! On the other hand, maybe Sam wouldn’t be such a bad president. Phelps is a sophomore news-editorial ma jor, the Daily Nebraskan opinion page editor and a columnist.