472-2588 Classified $3.00 per day for 15 words on individual student and student organization ads. $4.00 per day for 15 words on non-student ads. $.15 each additional word. $.75 billing charge. Personal ads must be prepaid. Found ads may be submitted free of charge. DEADLINE: 2:00 p.m. weekday before publica tion. The Daily Nebraskan will not print any adver tisement which discriminates against any person on the basis of sex, sexual orientation, race, religion, age, disability, marital status or national origin. The Daily Nebraskan reserves the right to edit or reject any advertisement at any time which does not comply with the policies and judgments of the newspapw. The advertisers agree to assume liability for all contents of all ads printed, as well as any claim arising therefrom made against the Daily Nebras kan. Writing an effective ad Be descriptive. The more Information you pro vide the readers, the better your responses will be. Begin the ad with the Item for sale or offered. Include the price of the items for sale. Highlight the ad with larger type, boldface, art or a box. Run the ad for at least two days. Make sure the ad reaches the Monday-Wednesday-Friday stu dents and the Tuesday-Thursday students. 6 Computers For Sale Macintosh SE, 1 MB RAM. 20 MB hard drive. 1200 baud modem Software. Perfect for writing papers, thesis or dissertation. $795.00 or best ofter. Cali 475-0198 after 6:00pm 10 Misc. For Sale Must sell: Basic microwave. $40 and queen-size waterbed. $40. Call Rick or Dave. 475-1923. 19 Ticket Exchange $120 one way ticket to L.A. or San Diego. Use between March 25-31. Jill. 476-2843. Wanted: 6 tickets to NU vs OSU basketball (Feb. 5). Can be split. Call Jill at 464 5207. 20 Vehicles For Sale 85 Mazda RX-7 GSL. Loaded. Great condition. 474 9280. . •_• 81 SAAB 900 Turbo. Silver, AM/FM cassette. New tires, battery, runs great, looks great. $2500.423-6301. leave message. 1981 Subaru GL. 5-speed, AM/FM, Great gas mileage, dependable. $650.421-9198 Wendy. CHEAP! FBI/U.s7sEIZED 89 MERCEDES.$200 86 VW $50 87 MERCEDES..$100 66 MUSTANG.850 Choose from thousands starling $26.24 Hour Recording Reveais Details 801-379-2929 Copyright «NE 11KJC ADOPTION ABUNDANCE OF LOVE. Our wish for you—peace of mind For your chid—a secure and happy future. For us— a long awaited newborn baby to share our hearts and lives. Expenses paid. Please call oolect Pat and Michael. 718-460-2347, Anxious to adopt newborn. Loving coupte wi* be devoted parents providing warmth, happiness, and a lifetime of love. Legal/medical expenses paid. Call Lit and Tom toll free 1-800-382-0063. Loving California couple, unable to have a child of our own,anxious to adopt newborn infant. Happily married for five years. Personal meeting wekwne.Laadul 6 proper pregnancy related expenses paid. Couple approved by Callomia Adoption Authorities In advance ofplacement Call collect 24hrs Brian $ Lori (805) 254 8745 Couple longing to be parents would like to share their love and warm home with your baby. If you are considering adoption, please call collect 415-435-6154. Single and Pregnant? You donl have to go it alone—we're here to help. No fees and confidential counseling. Statewide since 1893. Nebraska Children's Home Society 4600 Valley Road. Suite 304,483-7879 42 Health Thin In '92? 100% Guaranteed Weight loss or money back. Loose pounds fast. Call 474-5695. 46 Instruction/Tutoring Do you have problems in mathematics and statistics' Don't worry. Just call 436-6942. Reasonable rates. PRIVATE GUITAR INSTRUCTION/RENTAL Zager Studio 489-2430 63 Pregnancy PREGNANT? BIRTHRIGHT is a confidential helping hand. Free pregnancy test, please call us for appoint ment. 483-2609. 76 Travel Spring break in Florida. $299. Experience of a lifetime Free brochure. Call SCUBA HEARTLAND SCUBA CENTER 488-7774 80 Typing & Resumes Fast & efficient word processing—class papers & othei assignments. Call Mary 483-4010. Resumes By Ann Quality resumes, professional writers. Over 10 years experience, proven results. 464-0775. Resumes Professionally typeset and laser printed. $15 plus tax. Daily Nebraskan,basement of Nebraska Union. Typing Dissertations, papers, resumes, letters. & disk conver sion. Grammar check available. Contact Phyllis 486 3922. Reasonable. 100 Rides Need rideto Omaha Friday afternoons. Will pay. Call436 8558. —— - 105 Career Events Interviewing SkHle Workshop - TOOAYI 2.O6-3G0pm, East Union 110 Announcements THE FUTURE OF PARKING ON THE UNL CAMPUS OPEN HEARING THURSDAY, JANUARY 30 530 PH ROOM TO BE POSTED ON THE DAILY CALENDAR OF EVENTS IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CONTACT THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT OFFICE 115 NEBRASKA UMON - 472-2581 THE PAR SIDE By GARY LARSON -j-'V'lXtt'tl --- ■ eyt X didn't Know itfei fwefe gonna Talk about that j [ pesTilence thing, so you S v^/uro that camera or^/ ' I Mike Wallace interviews the Devil | TUTORS The Student Information Center is compiling a list of tutors for student use. Anyone wishing to be on tne list either to tutor or In need of atutor, fill out an application at the ASUN Student Info. Center, 116 Nebr. Union. UNL Campus Escort Program Is looking for escorts. Call 472-1095 or stop by 334 City Union. WHAT IS UPC? The University Program Council lathe prime program ing body of ItlS UNIVERSITY. Want to gat involvad in bringing entertaining, educational and cultural pro grama to YOUR campus? UPC chair person ana ex ecutive applications are now available at both CAP offices, 200 Nebraska Union and 300 East Union. Executive positions available are: President Vice President Secietary/T reeaurer Public Relations Publicity Fees Allocation Committee Chair positions available are: Asian American Committee Offering Laabian and Gay Events Homecoming Chicano Special Events International Filma Beat of the Root Visual Arts Woman's Words and Music Concerts A Dance American Filma Major Concerto Union Festivals African American Special Events A Entertainment Kimball-Lied Performing Arte Committee Child Care Talks and Topics Nebraska Model United Nations Native American Special Events Voices Want tof ind out more? An Information session will be held on Tuesday. February 4 at 7:30 in the Nebraska Union tor all who are interested. Can't make it? Then call 472-2454 for information or leave a message at 472-8149. APPLI CATIONS ARE DUE FEBRUARY 12 AT4:00PMII New In Town Special Fullset $2500 (Reg. 4000) Colorado Licensed Nail Technician 620 N. 48th Suite 211 466-9055Renee SWORD PLAY Searching for male and female athletes who enjoy com petitive sports. The UNL FENCING CLUB is opening practices to new merrfbers. Learn an ancient art, a modern sport, and get in s hape at the same time. Please call Pam 476-9036 or Michael 488-6629 Spring Break Cancun or Padre Last chance, space limited Call Craig at 423-3784. RESERVATIONS AVAILABLEJIOW! A AMERICANO • VOYAGER • % DESERT INN • THE REEF • A •RAMADA INN* - 5 or 7 nights - /Qj • SHERATON HOTEL fr CONDOS • ^ GULF VIEW CONDOS • HOLIDAY INN • • LANDFALL TOWER CONDOS.* A 5 retort SKI STEAMBOAT COLORADOI ^ • OVERLOOK HOTEL * . 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