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By Mark Nemeth
Staff Reporter
Jimmy Jobbers screamed, “Back
off, man!” as his older sister, Jen
nifer, reached for the remote con
trol.
“Jennifer. W’sup mang? It’s Son
dra,” Sondra said from the phone.
“Bummed. My brother bites,”
Jennifer said.
“Hey mang, you’re no angelic
babe,” said Jimmy. “Awesome.” He
was watching a Megadeth video on
MTV.
“I need a fix of endorphins,”
Sondra said, laughing. "Guess who
I saw yesterday walking naked in
the rain?” Sondra asked.
“Linden Lemon," Jennifer said.
“Yeah, how’dyou guess?” asked
Sondra.
'“Cause he’s a freak." Jennifer
said.
Jimmy was watching a cartoon
on MTV called Ren & Stimpy. All
the character’s eyes were bulging,
their expressionsconstantly chang
ing, and they were beating each
other up.
Jimmy lowered the volume.
Jennifer picked up the phone,
paused, and sighed when she heard
the shattering of glass. “Did you
hear about Fred Freeglove freak
ing, announcing he was moving to
San Francisco? Edlin, Max, Piper
andGroover were going with him."
“I drank coffee with Max yester
day,” Sondra said.
“Yeah, well, that’s because they
didn’t go. Fred’s bummed about
Sylvia. I could have told him she’d
leave him, and 1 should have."
Jimmy screamed, “It’s dead!” and
walked into Jennifer’s room.
“What’s the deal!?” asked Jen
nifer.
“Did you kill my lizard?" de
manded Jimmy at Jennifer’s door.
“No!” said Jennifer.
“My lizard is dead," Jimmy said.
He stood dumbfounded at the door.
“Dude,” Jennifer said. “I’m on
the phone.”
“Oh man,” Jimmy said, leaving
the room. “Lead is dead."
“Jimmy’s lizard Lead is dead,"
Jennifer said to Sondra.
“I’m sorry,” Sondra said. “Hey,
w’sup with Chevec and Jill?”
“Jill’s so weird," Jennifer said. “I
hear she vomits every time she sees
something she thinks is beautiful.”
“Weird,” Sondra said. “So, what’s
the deal with Linden?"
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“Well,” Jennifer said. “He and
Sylvia got back from Minneapolis,
and then he was high with Groover
and Gloria Hyest in a car outside
that park where that protest was
going on.”
“He’s supposed to be in two of
my classes,’’ Sondra said, “but the
teacher just calls his name. I never
see him.”
“Figures,” Jennifer said. “Hold
on Sondra, the other line’s ring
ing.”
Jennifer pressed the reset but
ton. Piper was on the line.
“Hi Piper,” Jennifer said. “I’m on
the other line.”
"I’ve got pretty poetry,” Piper
said.
“Come over,” Jennifer said.
Jennifer pressed the reset but
ton. Sondra was on the line.
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