Hanna
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BUILDING: So many things go wrong
with student paperwork in the Ad
ministration Building that there must5
be a full-time employee whose only
job is to grab important papers and
stick them underneath the office cof
fee-maker. I’d be the person that grabs
your financial aid application and files
it in the music library.
ALLEY URINATION MONITOR:
We all know how busy the police are
when the bars close. They can’t be at
the Kwik Shop drinking coffee AND
outside the bars ticketing drunks. I’d
like to patrol the alleys downtown
from 1 to 2 a.m., writing up citations
for those career criminals who dare to
soil the grungy bricks behind a
dumpster with their liquid emissions.
. VOMITER: This would be a great
job. Picture this: You’re a struggling
' restaurant who is losing customers to
a competitor. You hire me to go eat a
hearty meal at your opponent’s estab
lishment Then, as I’m leaving, I begin
to complain of nausea and sharp
abdominal pains. Then I step onto the
crowded street in front of you en
emy’s restaurant and puke my guts
out. “Oh, yuck,” I’ll cry out. “The
food in this place made me sick. I’ll
never eat here again and I hope no
body else will, either!” Maybe for
good measure, I’ll have swallowed
some red food coloring before the
meal so my intestinal emission ap
pears laced with blood. This ought to
be disgusting enough to ruin your
competitor’s business.
Basically, I’ll just take any job that
pays a whole bunch of money for very
little work. If any of the above jobs
are open and meet those standards,
I’d appreciate it if the employers would
call me and at least let me fill out an
application.
If you have any doubts about my
employability or just how capable I
might be, just keep this one thing in
mind. My most recent job involved
getting paid to write mindless crap
like this.
Hanna is a senior theater arts major and
a Daily Nebraskan arts and entertainment
staff reporter.
Generic
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bangers Ball is full of Generic metal.
Generic lyrics are nothing new in
any genre of music, nor are generic
sounds. But add in generic ideas and
even generic appearances, and ge
neric becomes Generic.
With the combination of the above
influences and a sound that might
once have been called metal, Generic
metal results.
Take “3-D,” the new release from
Wrathchild America. Here is a col
lection of straightforward metal,
sometimes speedish and sometimes
slower, with lots of hair and no Sa
tanic lyrics.
There is nothing wrong with this
release; in fact, it is quite good, espe
cially during the more aggressive
moments of songs like “Desert Grins”
and “Surrounded by Idiots.”
The title song, “3-D Man,” is also
quite good in its call for open-minded
ness and flexibility in living.
But there is little left of any import
after these few songs. More songs are
there, but there is nothing special
about them, nothing which remains
with the listener afterward.
The sounds are familiar and ade
quate, but little more. The same can
be said for the band’s lyrics, and the
band’s appearance. And its approach.
In short, “3-D” typifies everything
Generic in metal.
And what response can there be to
Generic metal, but a Generic review?
62 Pregnancy
64 Printing & Copying
? ***!*"?» 74 Social Service*
3 76 Travel
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6 Coders 80 Typing* Returnee
8 Furniture
9 Garage Sales
10 Misc. For Sale ' -—1
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13 pets 110 Announcements
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16 Sporting Goods 130 Student Government
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19 Ticket Exchange 140 Personal*
20 Vehicle* 145 Lost A Found
146 Wanted
149 Fund Raising
22 Adoption
23 Alterations & Sewing
24 Apartment Finders 150 Child Care Needed
25 Automotive 160 Help Wanted
27 Bicycle Service 162 Woik Study Jobe
30 Bridal 164 Summer Jobe
32 Cleaning/Laundry -
33 Computer Service
34 Entertainment _
35 Gift Ideas 170 Roommate*
36 Hairstyling 175 Rooms For Rent
37 Health A Fitness 180 Houses For Rent
38 Insurance 185 Duplex For Rent
40 instruction 190 Jtoartments For Rent
42 Job Placement 192 Mobile Homes For Rent
44 Legal 194 Home* For Sale
60 Misc Services 198 Vacation Rentals
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2 Appliances
Avann refrigerator: 3.5 cu.- $50 Call 476 9684
3 Bicycles For Sale
1990 19" specialized Crossroad*. 21-speed Shimano
gears, like new. S295 obo. Gary, 467-4476. _
1990 Trek 1200,4 month old racing bike. $425 obo 477
7854. leave message.
27- Raieigh Olympian 12-speed. $150. 435-1263.
84 Bianchi San Remo, good shape, 18 spd., $300 obo.
Call Dave *1436-7741.
CANNONDALE road bke. blue/yellow, Shimono 105
components, Caleye computer, Scott/lemond clp-ons,
excellent condition, $500, 476-2843.
Ike new. Centurion Ironman 12 speed touring bike. Call
Doug. 421-6451.
J 9*3 woman * Sterling (treat bike. Like new tor
8200 Call 4769785.
Super Letour. Excellent condition. Lot* at ex
tra* 8250. obo. 4660697. leave m**M«e.
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■«casern condtion, bast otter Call Kristi. 483-0054
10 Misc. For Sale ~
14" color TV with remote control, 3 years old. $300/obo
Peuflot ten-speed $150. 786-2216.
Contemporary couch, dean, new. $165; electronic hu
midilier. $35; living room lamp, $15; o.b.o. 474-7601.
GAPS complete MCAT test preparation kit. 477-6453.
GAPS, Complete GMAT, Test preparation kit. 435-6067.
I'm moving and I don't want to take them with me; dining
table & 4 chairs- $70; AJAY rowing machine- $15; hexa
gon aquarium ♦ supplies- $25. Call Jay at 476-9677.
Kyosho Burns R/C Car. Capable of 60mph. Conrpiete
and ready to run. Chris, 436-8476.
Queen-sized waterbed with two rails, fairty new, $150
obo. Scon, 438-2133.
12 Musical Instruments
For Sale: Fender Baseman 50 amp, Peavey StudioPro
40 amp, and B.C Rich guitar. 489-7884.
For Sale: Peavey wireless microphone wtth rack mount
receiver. Excellent condition. $350. Call Jeff, 436-8963.
Ibanez J-Bass; Fender Tele; Crate 60W Bast Amp; 2
Monitors. Dave. 483-5085
Ran dell 100 watt amp., $150. Call 476-9973,
Yamaha console piano, excellent condition. $2000/obo.
489-7884.
13 Pets
CFA registered Siamese Kinens. 435-6585. leave mes
sage.
Purebred Dachshunds for sale. Male and Female. 3
months to 2 1/2 years. Call 476-7560.
14 Photo Equipment
Olympus OM-10 w/ lens, plus zoom lens and flash. Call
435-5576.
15 Office Furniture
Furnish your new executive office. Stee lease furniture •
reception desk, executive desk/chair, tiles, conference
tables, sled chairs, phones - ph. 476-2811, ext. 182 -
days. 477-3015 - evenings.
18 Stereos/TVs For Sale
Alpine 7180 pullout, digital cassette, selectable fader,
Dolby NR system, and much more. $300. 436-8220.
New. perfect shape, 7-band 300W, booster/equalizer for
car stereo. $135. 436-7967.
Sony 5-disc CD-player CDP30,16 inch Ft*her 120 watt
speakers. Make offer, 474-9065, leave message._
Sony receiver and tape deck plus Radian Research
speakers with auto shut-off. 75 watt. $350 obo. 436
9944.
19 Ticket Exchange
SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $338 each way on dis
oounted scheduled airlines to Europe from Omaha. Call
(800)3252026.
Two roundtrip tickets, one male, one female to Ft. Lau
derdale, June 11-18. $250/both or best offer. 477-7255.
20 Vehicles For Sale
'87 Trans Am, 5-speed, TPI, power everything, 423
8235, after 4:30.
1988 Honda Hurricane. Red and white, matching helmet,
low miles, $3000/obo. 474-9065, leave message.
1988 Kawasaki Ninja 600R. Only 3,000 miles. Better
than new, $2,500. 476-1914, ask for Shane.
1987 Yamaha FZ700. Very clean, low miles. $2,400.
476-1914, ask for Shane.
1985 Kawasaki LTD 1100 with extras. Call 435-5576.
1983 Audi 5000, 5-speed, all options, $2800/obo. Before
6pm, 489-6007, after 6pm 786-3371. Ask for Tom.
1981 Z28, t-tops, code alarm, many extras, must see.
£3100 obo, 477-0025. _
Datsun 810 with Z-car motor, needs tune-up. Call 438
2546
Need inexpensive summer transportation’ Moped.
£150; helmet, £50. 438-3844 leave message.
22 Adoption _'
ADOPT- affectionate and warm doctor and wile couple
want to give your special baby a loving, secure home and
future. Expenses paid. LegaVcontidentiaJ. Call Marilyn
and Ken collect 212-676-0037.
Adoption: Loving couple, doctor and teacher, longing
to eharo our love with newborn. Wall give your baby
e coring, warm, and happy home. Expenaes paid. Call
Carol end Frank collect 212-874^637. ___
Happily married professional couple desires to give
newborn all the advantages of a loving home and family.
Let us help you through mis difficult time. Can Diane and
Phi anytime collect (908) 972-1933.
Happily married couple with lazy fat cat wishes to give
their love and the security of a wonderful home and family
to a newborn. If you can help, please call Miriam and Al
collect. 718-643-0574. Expenses paid, legaVconfiden
tial. __
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WHAT TO DO?
Explore the protection and benef its ot adoption which are
only provided by a licensed agency. No fee tor our
confidential services. Contact.
Nebraska Children's Home Society
4600 Valley Road
483-7879.
35 Gift Ideas
CLIFF S SMOKE SHOP - Variety of gifts lor Men and
Women. 140 N. 12th Street.
40 Instruction
PRIVATE GUITAR
INSTRUCTION
Beginners or advanced. Lessons can include use of
rental guitar at $8 per week
Zager Studio 469-2430, 423-2709.
60 Misc. Services
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LATE NIGHT SPECIAL!
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Call after 9:00 pjn. and ask for the Late Night Special.
Well pile pepperoni onto a 12" medium pizza. You'll get
the same quality pizza that you enjoy for a special low
price. Available at all locations.
Offer gi>od MO p.«»- uaMI doee aayday of _ - ... : |
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When you’re through cramming for finale cram into
CSS for summer.
Comhusker Self Storage. 3636 Cornhusker Highway, 10
foot by 20 foot, $50/month
489-4127
63 Pregnancy
PREGNANT? BIRTHRIGHT is a confidential helping
hand. Free pregnancy test, please call us for appoint
ment, 483-2609.
72 Rentals
U-Haul Truck and Trailer Rentals, Andy's 66th and U
Haul 2701 West O 475-2829 Recommend advance
reservations.
78 Tutoring
Need sixth grade summer tutor for math and reading.Call
Jerry or Vicky at 423-7034.
80 Typing & Resumes
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Word Processing, Typing, Spell Check. Proof Copy with
Grammar Check is available. Papers. Projects - Long/
Short. Resumes/Letters/Envekipes. Laser/Regular
Print. Extra style features available. Reasonable rates
with fast service.
4230 PROGRESSIVE AYE- — 467-2666.
Laser typing • word processing. All types of jobs, 20 years
experience. $1.25/page. 467-5737.
Word processing papers, reasonable prices. Call Mary
483-4010.
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