YOU'RE" INVITEDI The Friend Volunteer Fire Depart ment would like to invite you to our Centennial Celebra tion June21 and 22.1991 in Friend, NE. Live music both nights food, displays, contests, parades, and more. Come’help us celebratell k Queer Nation Lincoln. We advocate rimming. For more information call the Q-line: 489-3326. — INTRAMURAL DEADLINES Tuesday, May 21,1991 is the entry deadline for intramu* ral co-rec slow pitch softball (summer). 472-3467. Our Works: Literature & visual arts from the community. Saturday May 4th, 7-10 PM, Cornerstone, 640 N. 16tn Coalition for GAY/LESBIAN CIVIL RIGHTS ATTENTION: JUNIORS The Student Foundation Senior Scholarship is avail able to all 2nd semester Juniors. The scholarship is $300. Applications are in the CAP office and are due May 3rd by 5:00pm. Questions: Andrew Sigerson 436-7869. B 104'e Killer Bee Egg Bash Win S104 cash by smashing 104 eggs on your head. Join the Waking Crew at Pickles, 17th 1 P today between 4 5pm. CO-REC SOFTBALL Tuesday, May 21,1991 is the entry deadline for intramu ral co-rec slow pitch softball (summer). 472-3467. Congratulations to the new 1991-1992 officers of Profes sional Business Association: Pres.-Oorls GraybHI; V P res.-Randy Rogers: Sec.-Vicky Burge; P.R. & Member ship-Jeremy Shively; Student Advisory Board-Cindy Scholl; Human Servfce-Jason Seim. Entrepreneurs Exciting environmental products and opportunities. Video presentation Thursday, May 2. 340 Nebraska Union, at 11 JO, 12:00,1 JO, 2:00, 300, and 4XX). HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS SUMMER? Jet there anytime with AIRHITCH(r) for $160 from the East Coast I $229 from Midwest (when available.) Reported in NY Times and Let's Gol AIRHITCH(r) 212-864-2000. Thanks for your competency in assisting students and for your caring spirit. We appreciate youl Congratulations to the 1990-91 Outstanding Health Aides I Abel/Sandoz: Donette Brass, Michael Saylor, Debra Hagemeister, Julie Florell. Harper/Schramm/Smith: Jody Stodola. Patrick Phelps. Larry Rock. Cather/Pound: June Stoural, Connie Moore, Tamora VonKampen. Selleck/Neihardt. John Sweeney, Nick Harpster, Jennifer Canine. East Campus: Carey Jackson. Lisa Krzycki. Fraternities/So rorities: Jody Kraiewski. Scott Cunningham. Gregg Dahlgren. Cnri6 Kadow, Tom Shafer, John McPhail, Jaimi Moravek, Heather Watsh, Dave Kaufman. 120 Greek Affairs Cindy B. (ADII). Congratulations on your intemshipl Loyally, your sisters. Kris N. (DG), Congratulations on receiving the National Athletic Trainers Scholarship. Love. Delta Gamma Laura Hanway (ADII). Have tun in France next year studying! We ll miss you! Love, your sisters. Pam A. (Trl-Deft) & T.J. (ATO). Congratulations on your pinningl Finally a senior has taken the big step. Best wishes, the Tri-Delts 130 Student Government UN-L STUDENT GOVERNMENT LAST MEETING OF THE SEMESTER WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 6:30 p.m. NEBRASKA UNION - CITY CAMPUS ROOM TO BE POSTED INFORMATION AND AGENDA AVAILABLE 115 NEBRASKA UNION 140 Personals JftdK Say farewell to your friends for the summer with a personal in the Daily Nebraskan. Ads must be placed by 2pm on Friday. May 3rd. mi Responsible, fun-loving male looking for female inter ested in mature relationship. Respond Via Personals.^ Greetings to the boys: I missed you in action on Saturday but there's just something that I have to say. There once was a guy who played Nebraska football His legs looked like tree trunks and he was over six foot tall He ran like a rabbit and ate like a horse He could do all theseihings well, except his laundry, of course. GO BIG PINKIII Love ya, Cornhusker Carol ee Juliet and Brian, "JUST, GO OUT!" The Russian Class Pebbles and Heaffihrob, Remember the wedding, Band-Aids. Mickey Mouse ears, swimming, frisbees, falling off the chair, the bush, summersaults, categories, "not very often", lasagna, trap, and USI P.S. Chunka Chunka. Guess who? Lavne This past year has been a terrific one for me. I love you with all of my heart. Tooter 145 Lost & Found Dark brown leather billfold lost in the union. Henzlik or Love Library. Reward offered to person who returns it with all of Xs contents. Call 436-8501. Men's ring found in Agricultural Hall-East Campus men's restroom. Claim by identifying at DN. 150 Child Care Needed Child care for girl 9 and boy 12. Area of 27th 6 Old Cheney. Must have own transportation. Monday-Friday flexible hours. $4/hr. References. 421-1456. Nanny housekeeper for 7 year old boy in suburb of NYC. One year minimum commitment. Own car preferred, will subsidize. Mid-August start date. Personal references a must. Call evenings or weekends, 914-654-9646. 160 Help Wanted= "COLLEGE STUDENTS" *$8.90 to start ‘Entry level openings ‘Flexible schedules ‘Great resume experience ‘All majors may apply Call 480-6017 for interview appointment 0 Investment-Experience Never Run Pantyhose. Distributors needed in Lincoln area for this new product. Call Kathy at (402)593-0753. DETASSELERS WANTED: No one does as much for detasselers as the O-Team: bonuses, incentive pay, ' weekly paychecks, leadership opportunities, top wages! Local crews. PuH with the best this summer. Can 1-000 333-8275. Gobbles LincolnSquare Food Court Cheerful, friendly person to work counter or cook over noon hour. Experience not necessary, free meals. Apply in person, 13th ^ O St. _ ( Godfather’s Pizza Drivers wanted, $4.25/hr„ $1/delivery. Call 474-6000 or apply at 12th and Q. Hashers needed for fall. Graduate students accepted. Good food. Contact house director, 477-1207, LPN or EMT and Aquatics Director needed for residential camp for people with disabilities at Milford, NE. May 19 August 1. Call 435-4381. -—t Manager trainees, national corporation expanding to Lincoln area. Full or part-time while in training. Midwest managers earn $40,000+. No experience necessary Call 420-1201. At the new Rock 'n Roll Runza -• Lincoln's premiere entertaining restaurant j We are now hiring people for all positions . You must want to have fun and work hard! We offer: An extremely good salary ■ An exciting fast paced work environment Bonus programs, and flexible schedule Training begins in May for a June opening! For more information call Carolyn at . 423-2394 ~ ~ “i THE_ I HAIR CARE PLACE , 14th & P (Across from the Post & Nickel) BUY ONE GET ONE AT 1/2 PRICE ■HK9BPH ■■■■ ^ *FREE PARKING in University Garage. *WE PROMISE to give you the largest selection and best buy on all your hair care products & we guarantee your satisfaction or your money back. Alligator Recording Artist TINSLEY ELLIS Tinsley Ellis has been called one of three best white blues guitarists. (Johnny Winter and Stevie Ray _ Vaughn were the other two) He's Red-Hot so don't miss this one! Wed., May 1, $5 j| THE ZOO BAR, 136 No, 14th St. | Attention Graduates! [ You are going places. And you'll go much further with a car from William son Oldsmobile, Honda and Mitsubishi. Stop by and ask us about our easy financing for graduates. THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON •Young urban sclantlat campus notes_ by brian shellito [ WHERE. PRES TELL, l ARE VOO TNGHG. 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