‘PRE-LAW WORKSHOP*
Aie you interested in Law School? Attend the Pre-Law
Workshop, 3:00-5:00 PM, Thursday, April 16, Nebraska
Union. For more information call Kelly Sudbeck, Arts a
Sciences Dean's Office, 472-2891.
Academic year residence hali contracts are available.
Stop by the Division of University Housing or call 402
472-3561 for more information.
ALL THE COOL PEOPLE
ARE DOING IT
Jello Biafra speaks TONIGHT in the City
Campus Union Centennial Room at 7:30pm.
HAVE FUN while learning about the effects ct
censorship, get your tickets while they're
cheap at early warningl's PEACE FAIR
Broyhlll Plaza.
DON’T MISS OUT!
ARE LOS ANGELES
COPS VIOLENT?
You bet they are. Hear how they tore apart
JELLO BIAFRA's house to find wicked art work.
TOMORROW, April 18 at 7:30pm in the City
Union. Tickets at Twisters, Pickles and Project
records. Sponsored by early warningl, Duffy's,
The Great Red Shark, The Mill, UNL Affirmative
Action and more. DON’T MSS OUT!
ATTENTION OFF-CAMPUS WOMEN
UNL Rape Prevention Handbooks are now available.
Secure one at Women's Resource Center (117 Nebraska
Union). Health Center, Judicial Affairs (125 Administra
tion) or College of Monre Economics (106 Home Ec).
READING IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFEI _
ATTENTION: ALL UNL
STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS
Promote your organization with a booth at
CORNSTOCK XXI
tor more information call CAP city at 472-2454.
KLPAC MEETING TODAY 4:00PM IN THE UPC OF
FICE._
Lakeview: 9:15 "meeting" at 501. Be therel
Marketing Club 600 tonight in Union. Speaker: Cindy
Hansen. Discuss Activity Night.
Music collector’s show!
Thousands of CD’s,
records, videos.
Student union ballroom
Sunday, April 28
10 AM-4 PM. Admission: $1^
PROBLEM WITH SESAME
SEEDS?
SHAKE YOUR BUNS
at tha FREE Alternative Music Dance
Tonight 7-10:30 p.m. (Commonplace)
KRNU DJ's and GIVEAWAYS
(UPC Concert and Dance)
ROCK FOR CHOICE
Saturday, April 20. 1991
B p.m.
The Commonplace
Bands: Jumpin Kate and the Rollover Sisters,
Reteal and Morel
Fundraiser for SFC
and Fotai Alcohol Syndrome Research.
Cost: S3.00
Sponsored by:
Students tor Choioe. early warnlngl and GLSA.
Questions? Call 486-8434
SAA
New Member Meeting
5:30 at the Wick Center
Please bring your notebooks I
Friday, He fair
grounds Tickets on sale in the Union or afthe door.
Spring 1991
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
“IF NOT BY BREAD ALONE...
...THEN WHAT?"
Beyond basics, what is needful for a fully
human life?
IV. Friday. April t9
DR. ELTON D. ABERLE
Professor and Head
UNL Dept, of Animal Science
Brown Bag East Campus Union
1130 AM Lunch Fellowship
1235 PM Program/Discussion
ALL WELCOME
FREE MOVIE, FREE
MOVIE
“ROCKY HORROR
PICTURE SHOW”
April 19th outdoors on the Recreation Field
south of Harper Schramm Smith. Begins at
sunset-ends whenever. Come one come all to
the largest movie event in the Midwestl Pre
sented by UPC American Films. P.S. Rocky
Virgins always welcome!II
FREE SNEAK PREVtEW
MOVIE: "Toy Soldiers"
Monday, April 22, 8:00 at the Douglas 3 Theater. 1 ickets
available Union CAP Offices. Sponsored by UPC: Ameri
can Films
HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS SUMMER? Jet there
anytime with AIRHITCH(r) for $160 from the East Coast I
$229 from Midwest (when available.) Reported in NY
Times and Let's Go I AIRHITCH(r) 212-864-2000.
Herbie Hueker tryouts
Interviews April 24 and 25 from 3:30-6:00pm. Spirted
individuate call Beth at 435-2503 before April 23 to set up
a time.
HOW DO YOU SAVE $10?
Get 9 of your friends and buy your Jello Biafra tickets
earlyl $6 at early warning's PEACE FAIR on Broyhill
Plaza, $7 at the door of the Centennial Room tonight.
Show is at 7:30pm. it's your best infotainment valueT
Tennis Classic is ont
Rain date: April 27 at Cather/Pound courts. AH sntrants
be there at 9.00am rain or shine.
THEOLOGY FOR LUNCH
Special Program
Thursday noon April 18
Brown Bag Nebraska Union
DR. OWEN GINGERICH
Senior Astronomer.
Smithsonian Observatory
Professor of Astrophysics
and History of Science.
Harvard University
Discussing: "Current Issues
in Science and Religion"
ALL WELCOME
Virgins Wanted:
Rocky Horror virgins that is, tomorrow night at Sunset
Fields south of Harper/SchramrrVSmith, April 19. UPC
Amerlcan Films
WANTED: Male ‘models' for the ‘Men of Lincoln' Caien
dar. Only requirement-UNL Student. If interested, come
to the Center for Entrepreneurship, Tuesday. April 23
between 1 and 4:30pm.
YOU SUCK!
HEAD
to the FREE Alternative Music Dancel
Tonight 7-10:30 p.m.
The Commonplace (14th and R)
KRNU sponsored giveawaysl
Music by MMI
(UPC Concert and Dance)
120 Greek Affairs_
A Chi O loves their seniors
Thanks for all your dedication.
HATS OFF TO YOU SENIOR PHI MU'S:
Wendi, Susan, Kris, Chris, Stacy, Sarah, Carl, and
Karen. We love youl Congrats I __
Lambda Chi and Phi Beta Chi
Thank you for making FRIGHT NIGHT 91 a grew suc
cess, we won second placel
Love Phi Mu
Oscar's I
and Miller Present
THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON
I
[Suddenly, one of the Dorkonians began to
flagellate hysterically. Something, apparently, had
gone down the wrong pipe.
Sigma Chi Fight Night
Friday, ADriT 19th. 7:00pm. 4-H building, state fair
grounds. Tickets on sale in the Union or at the door.
135 Meeting Others
BiGUYS- a Bisexual Group for Understanding Your
Sexuality. Write to P.O. Box 80313, Lincoln, 68501.
Magic Match
Dating Service
Looking for students or other singles who would be
interested in meeting each other. Confidential. Open 7
days. Call anytime, 489-6433.
140 Personals
Georgia,
Childhood together wasn't a breeze, but it'3 great being
together again as adults. Have an awesome summer, but
don't party too hard—at least without me.
Luv ya lots.
Jean
Woody and J.D. (Abel 5),
We would Ike to -HAVE SOMEI" Would YOU DO
THE MATH?" (Let us know)
Love, your sex goddesses
Perry P„ Doug S . Bryan S„ Paul M„ Grant G., Jason K„
Mark S , Ruth G„ Kerry B.: Thanks for your support this
semester, you are all true difference makersl
Jason & Jo A.in
_PEACE, LOVE. LAKEVtEWHi _
Person who took |ean jacket from East Campus Union
Cafeteria 4/11: Your identity is known. Return jacket to
Burr Hall desk. No questions asked.
Baron:
I missed getting to see you in KC. I love you
_ Jonathan from California.
Jayne.
I Love You so much and I'm sorry about Tuesday night,
and don't worry about Jump School
Love. Brett
©REUNION
16th * W Streeta/On City Campus .
FREE
DELIVERY
CALL 435-5424
Minimum order of $5
(Delivery limited to city campus)
145 Lost & Found _
FOUND: Leather jacket. Friday evening in the Reunion,
Call 472-6396 (day) or 477-4529 (evening) to identity and
claim.
148 Wanted
NEEDED!
Custom Harvester employee to drive grain truck tor
summer months or fuil season. $5 to $6.50/hour plus
benefits and possible bonus. Call 464-0320 for more
information.
150 Child Care Needed_
Boston Nanny
In suburb Boston, Mass. Start Augusi 1991 for one year
committment. 2-caree> family seeks young woman 20+
non-smoker to provide live-in child care for two and five
year old. Car provided, child care expenence required.
Cali collect 617-237-4179 after 7pm.
Nannies
Earn good money. Visit interesting places. Call Tempi*
ton Nanny Agency. 477-6997.
NANNIES
Year long posItions-East Coast. Airfare, groat salaries.
Fun social activities. Carefully screened families. Per
sonal attention. PRINCTON NANNY, 301 N. Harrison
#416, Princeton. NJ 00540, (609)-497-1195
Need care for girls ages 7 & 9, in my home. 745-530 M
F. 486-3747 after 7pm.
Responsible person needed to care for three children this
summer In my home. 8-4 Monday-Friday Call alter 7pm,
423-6679.
Summer companion for two energetic boys, 8 and 12.
Flexible hours, MUST HAVE OWN VEHICLE. 489-8975.
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Crossword Edited by Eugene T. Maleska
ACROSS
1 Author Hamill
5 Con —
(tenderly)
10 Wire measure
13 Satanic
14 Patten s cousin
15 Lagomorph
16 Start of a quip
19 Coterie
20 Twin in The
Other"
21 Noel Coward s
To Step -
22 Conditions
23 Sluggard's
suggested role
model
24 More of the quip
33 Temporary loss
of breath
34 Neck and neck
35 Moroccan
mountains
36 Screams, to
Simone
37 Obey the alarm
30 Compressed
cotton pad
39 Kady or petasus
40 Punkie
41 Usher s beat
42 More of the quip
46 Started the
Dridge game
47 Tidbit for Seattle
Slew
48 Unflappable
ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE
51 Do a double
take
54 Equivoke
57 End of the quip
60 To the sheltered
side
61 Ade book
62 Hebrides island
63 Part of r p m
64 Lowly laborers
65 Cry of disgust
DOWN
1 Throws
2 Cry at Pan's
parties
3 Joust
4 Sprite
5 Town near
Perugia
6 Shopping center
7 Drama award
8 South Korean
G I s
9 Juin, |uillet et
aout
10 Dress length
11 Angered
12 -majeste
15 Waste maker
17 Below Prefix
18 Chinese dynasty
22 Roman dates
23 Tops
24 Trump s
Princess, e g
25 Talk-show
hostess Wmtrey
26 Wed
27 Early sci-fi writer
28 Kind of mineral
water
29 Seed coat
30 Claptrap
31 Nobleman s
inheritance
32 Frequently
37 Like good
cheese
38 Bollard
41-which
will live in mlamy
"FDR
43 Dance smoothly
44 Receipt, in
Reims
45 Buenas
(good night, in
Granada)
48 Exchange
49 Mah-jongg
piece
50 Nonesuch
51 To laugh, in Lille
52 Within Comb
form
53 Squire in The
Faerie Queene"
54 Ad|ectivo for
Yorick
55 Forearm bone
56 Bandbox
58 Baby food
59 Secreted