Classified 472-2588 62 Pregnancy 64 Printing A Copying 1 Annliariro® 72 Ren,als 2 74 Social Services l SSfiT 76 Travel t SSShf„n 79 Tutoring 6 Computers 80 Typing A Resumes 8 Furniture 9 Garage Sales 10 Misc. For Sale \ -———I 12 Musical Instruments 100 Rides 13 Pets 110 Announcements 14 Photo Equipment 120 Greek Affairs 16 Sporting Goods 130 Student Government 18 Stereos/TVs 135 Meeting Others 19 Ticket Exchange 'AO Personals on Vehicles 1A5 Lost A Found ZZ- 148 Wanted 149 Fund Raising 22 Adoption 23 Alterations A Sewing ----- 24 Apartment Finders 150 Child Care Needed 25 Automotive 160 Help Wanted 27 Bicycle Service 162 Work Study Jobs 30 Bridal 164 Summer Jobs 32 Cleaning/Laundry " 33 Computer Service 34 Entertainment __ 35 Gift Ideas 170 Roommates 36 Hairstyling 175 Rooms For Rent 37 Health A Fitness 1 SO Houses For Rent 38 Insurance 185 Duplex For Rent 40 Instruction 190 Apartments For Rent 42 Job Placement 192 Mobile Homes For Rent 44 Legal 194 Homes For Sale 60 Misc. Services 198 Vacation Rentals $3.00 per day for 15 words on individual student and student organization ads. $3.75 per day for 15 words on commercial ads $15 each additional word. $.75 billing charge. Personal ads must be prepaid. Found ads may be submitted free of charge. DEADLINE: 2:00 p.m. weekday before publica tion. 3 Bicycles For Sale 1990 Trek 1200,4 month old racing bike. $425 obo.477 7854. leave message. 27“ Raleigh Olympian 12-speed. $150.435-1263. 59 cm Torpado, Campy, Columbus. 435-2322. ask tor Bob Or 423-9441. Paul. 84 Bianchi San Remo, good shape. 18 spd.. $300 obo. Call Dave at 436-7741.__ CANNONDALE road bite, bluevyeitow. Shimono 105 conponents. Cateve computer. Scott/Lemond clp-ons, excellent condition, $500, 476-2843. Ike new Centurion Iron man 12 speed touring bike. Call Doug, 421-6451._’_ Musi sell 1990 woman's Sterling street bike. Like new for $200 Call 476-9785 Schwinn Super letour. Excellent condition. Lot6 of ex tras. $250, obo. 466 0697, leave message 6 Computers For Sale Apple IIGS, 512k, 2 drives. RGB Monitor, mint condition. Call 438-2546. MACINTOSH PLUS COMPUTER 20 Meg Hard Drive. Also carrying case. $900. 436-6946 7 Jewelry Men's 14 carat gold ring. Size 8 3/4. Appraised at $250. taking best offer. 436-8181. One carat diamond cluster ring with 14 carat gold thick band. In perfect condition. Chr», 421-7364. leave mes sage 8 Furniture For Sale Dorm lofts for sale. Delivered and Installed, $94.23. Call Todd. 475-0654._ Love seat. sofa, table and chair. Must seel Best offer. Call Mfce 436-8268 Leave message Off-white leather look Land and Sky waterbed, $200. one year ok). 475-5978 or 474 2502 _ Sofa and toveseaf, real good condition. $150. Full size dryer. $50 Call Dan, 473-3824. _ White French Provincial dresser. Six drawers, large mir ror. excellent condition, best offer. Call Kristi. 483-0054. 10 Misc. For Sale 14" color TV with remote control. 3 years old. $300/obo. Peugct ten-speed $150. 786-2216. 2 1/2-year Mademoiselle membership plus 6 months unlimited tanning. $175. Call 476-7354. Color TV near new, excellent condition, $85; VCR, 2 years old, remote, 466-6520. Comics tor sale: Cheap. Punisher, Wolverine, Spider man, and more. VF-NM. Call 466-5750. Contemporary couch, clean, new, $165; electronic hu miditier, $35; living room lamp. $15; o.b.o. 474-7601. FOR SALE; 3.5 cu. ft, refrigerator. Excellent condition, $100. 475-7799, GAPS compiete MCAJ test preparation kit. 477-6453_ Just Roses $8.99 a dozen and up. Tuxedo delivery 3031 O St.. 435-1118. Kyosho Burns R/C Car. Capable of 60mph. Compiete and ready to run. Chris. 436-6476. 12 Musical Instruments For Sale: Fender Baseman 50 amp, Peavey SludioPro 40 amp, and B.C Rich guitar. 489-7884. For Sale: Peavey wireless microphone with rack mount receiver^ExceHent condition, $350. Can Jeff, 430-8963. Ibanez J-Bass; Fender Tele; Crate 60W Bass Amp; 2 Monitors. Dave, 483-5085. Randell 100 watt amp., $150. Cal! 476-9973._ Roland S550 digital sampler. Vox Jaguar Organ. Cheap 438-2552, Yamaha console piano, excellent condition. $2000/obo. 489-7884. 13 Pets CFA registered Siamese Kittens. 435-6585, leave mes sage Purebred Dachshunds tor sale Male and Female. 3 months to 2 1/2 years. Call 476-7560. 14 Photo Equipment Olympus GM-10 w/ lens, plus zoom lens and (lash. Call 435-5576. 18 Stereos/TVs For Sate Denon DCR-5370 Brand new cassatis receiver Never used. $250, 436 6309_ For Sale: Haman/Kardon receiver. S20C. Call477-3B22. New, perfect shape. 7-band 300W, boosier/equaltzer for car stereo. $135. 436-7967. Sony 5-disc CD-player CDP30, 16 inch Fisher 120 watt speakers. Make offer. 474-9065, leave message. 19 Ticket Exchange One-way plane ticket (two) from Lincoln to Washington D.C. National Airport May 10, $100 each. Call 464-0621 Roundtrip plane ticket from Omaha to LaGuardia. May 15-August 15. $275. Call 436-0969. _ Two airline roundtrip tickets, Omaha-New York. July 1-6, call 466-0596 After 5 call 473-4727. $400 or best offer. 20 Vehicles For Sale 65 V65 Magna. 9,100 miles. $1.900 obo. 477-2191 after 6 p.m._ 82 Kawasaki KE 175, one owner, 1,400 miles, Ike new, $500 firm. Jim 423-3610. __ 1968 Honda Hurricane. Red and white, matching helmet, low mrtev >3000/obo 474-9065, leave message. 1985 Kawasaki LTD 1100 with extras Cal 435-6676. 1983 Audi 5000.5-speed, al options. $2800fobo. Before 6pm, 489-6007, after 6pm 768-3371 Ask k* Tom. 1962 white Monte Carlo, recent tune-up and excellent condition Call 464-8590 after 7prrv 196i Z28. t-tops. code alarm, many extras, must see. $3100 obo. 477-0025 Datsun 610 with Z-car motor, needs tune-up. Cal 438 2546 THK FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON In a barbarian faux pas that quickly coat him his Ilf®, Garth is caught drinking his gruel with pinky fingers extended. 110 Announcements "Her material, although mostly gay orientated, has such universal appeal that anyone wifn a sense of humor and npenmind can enjoy her free and refreshing style." -77>e See Lynn Lavner, tonight at 8:00pm. Great Plains Room, East Campus Union. S3 student. $5 non-student. ♦GET INVOLVED* HOMECOMING 1991 Chair positions available Tuesday, April 16th, 1991 at 8 p.m. City Union (Room to be posted) If unable to attend please contact Courtney Flanagan _ 436-9854._ ♦PRE-LAW WORKSHOP* Are you interested in Law School? Attend the Pro-Law Workshop, 3:00-5:00 PM, Thursday, April 18, Nebraska Union. For more information call Kelly Sudbeck, Arts A Sciences Dean's Office, 472-2891, Academic year residence hall contracts are available. Stop by the Division of University Housing or call 402 472-3561 for more information. AIESEC Hey Aiesecl Don't miss Officer elections, 4pm, Union. Attention Sigma Tau Delta Members A those interested inJoining-General informational meeting Tuesday, April 18th, 6:30, in the English Department Lounge. Campus Red Croee Last meeting 6O0pm, Union, April 16th. room to be posted "A" College Republicans Meeting! Tuesday, April 16, 8:00pm City Union (room will be posted) Featuring City Council Candidate _HUBHALL_ CORNCOBS Meeting today at 4:30 in Union. Last day to turn in football ticket applications! Dear Akbar, Tonight I’m going to see that lesbian comedienne songwriter Lynn l.avner at 6:00pm in the Great Plains Room in the East Campus Union. Students bring $3. non students $5. See you therein Jeff LAW STUDENTS And others interested in our constitutional right of free expression - hear first- hand experiences of an obscenity trial told in an entertaining, informative way. early warn ing I presents Jello Biafra Thursday, April 18 at 7:30pm in the Union. Tickets available at Twisters and Pickles records. GOLDEN KEY General meeting Wednesday, 4/17 at 4:30pm in East Campus Union. Speaker from Academic Success Center GOLDEN KEY_ HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS SUMMER? Jet there anytime with AIRHITCH(r) for $160 from the East Coast! $229 from Midwest (when available.) Reported in NY Times and Left Go I AIRHlTCH(r) 212-664-2000. _ Herbie Hueker tryouts interviews ^>ril 24 and 25 from 300-600pm. Spirited individuals cal Beth at 435-2503 before April 23 to sat up a time. Ecology Now Meeting tonight 7:30pm, Union. FREE MOVIE, FREE MOVIE “ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW” April 19th outdoors on the Recreation Field south ot Harper Schramm Smith. Begins at sunset-ends whenever. Come one come all to the largest movie event in the Midwest I Pre sented by UPC American Films. P.S. Rocky Virgins always weiocmelll Gay/Lesbian Coalition seeking Poets/ArtistsAVriters to share your works at First Saturday Event May 4th, Call 475-44 74 or 435-1441 by Apt il 20th. Lynn Lavner Comedienne/Songwriter ‘A magniticent stage presence." -Commg UPI San Francisco See Ms. Lavner tonignt at the East Campus Union, Great Plains Room, 8 00pm S3 student, SS non-student Make money selling lingerie on show plan For more information call Brandi 477-0964, leave message. NaA— Student Meeting Tonight* Arthur Anderson will be here to tafc to us. 6:00 in the Union. Business Attire. Sigma Chi Fight Night Friday, April 19th, 7:00pm. 4 H building, state fair grounds. Tickets on sale in the Union or at the door. STUDENT PHOTO CONTEST DISPLAY April 8-9 City Campus Union, 10am-5pm April 10-17 East Campus Union, 10arrv5pm Come vote tor your favorite photol Sponsored by UPC Visual Arts Committee TCAB April 17 at 6:30pm Henzlik 107 Last meeting—Please be therel The Publications Board will meat at 4 p.m, Tuesday, in tbs Nebraska Union to discuss next year 's budget. AH an invited to attend. THESIS WORKSHOP REMINDER Business- Tuesday. April 16, 7pm Engineering- Thursday, April 18, 7pm Room is posted in the Union Tired of hearing about sexism, heterosexism, anti-Semt tism, misogyny? Join us at 8O0pm tonight in the Great Plains Room in the East Campus Union and enjoy I tear ing some more. ‘Lynn Lavner's forte is in putting a wiy grin on the truth and then wrapping it at! In muslc.^' -Back Stag* New York Tennis Classic is on I Rain date: April 27 at Cather/Pound courts AH entrants be there at 9:00am rain or shine. The L.A. Dispatch aays, "Lynn Lavner's showstoppe' 'Such Fine Young Men,' brought forth one of the mos: wrenching performances on fne Los Angeles stage, ever." See her in the Great Plains Room in the East Union tonight at 6:00pm. $3 students. $5 non-students. 120 Greek Affairs ” A Chi O loves their seniors Thanks tor all your dedication. Congratulations to Kerry Bonge and Amle Clarke for receiving Pi Beta Phi scholarships! Pi Phi Love Congratulations Jamie Schott and Suzette Gammel on yell squad Pi Phi Love. Congratulations Beta A- 1st Place Sig Ep A- 2nd Place Oelt and DU tied for Banner Contest Tom Schroeder is Mr Legs 1991 AOH Hoop-lt 91 _ Congratulations to the new initiates of Acacia: Andy White, Jeremy Shively, Jeremy Johnson, and Eric Muff. The Men of Acacia Congratulations Shannon Bradley (Gamma Phi Beta) tor being elected Secretary of Union Board. Way to go. Love, your sisters Goggles (Billdo) Congratulations on the worst personal ever! Keep your mouth shut, you make us look bad enough the way it is. MIUNIGHT MASQUERADE DATES, The Enchanting Evening is only 3 days away! PHI MU FORMAL B1 MIDNIGHT MASQUERADE DANCE CONTEST Every Tuesday 9:30 p.m. Watch Local Ladies Compete For Cash Prizes!!! 1823 "O" Street Home of Lincoln's Finest Topless Dancers campus notes by brian shellito IViNNTNaiE TVE.W^*6E TO SAVE MOCH WKS, PRETTV I E)CTEHS>«Vt Ail 6 0 I ___ HOLV f I NEVER REAUZED «i*Oo \ H\S EN?S WERE \ 20 Bi&. Crossword Edited by Eugene T. 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