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caps, T-shirts, sweatshirts,
jerseys, jackets, bags, socks,
pennants, posters, Converse
basketball shoes. All items
officially licensed by the
NFL, Major League Baseball,
NBA, NCAA. Sale ends 1/30/91.
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FANS TUNE INTO
Hanna
Continued from Page 9
“Um ...” I said.
“Your choices are: A) No, I’m an
ignorant, commie-loving traitor, and
I think the United States is wrong. B)
Yes, God bless America and hip hip
hooray for the U.S.A.! Kick their
turban-wearing butts back to the Stone
Age. C) Not sure,” Jackie cooed.
“Jackie, I think my answer is A,
but I’m unclear...”
“What? Did you say A?” Jackie
cried. “Do you need me to repeat the
question?”
“I want the answer that implies our
military action is unjust and ill-con
ceived,” I said.
“What? You’re confusing me. Do
you want B, or don’t you?”
“No, Jackie! I want A. 1 am a
commie-loving traitor, and I want
A!”
“Are you aware that more than 84
percent of our respondents thus far
have picked B? Maybe you’d like to
change your mind. Certainly you don’t
want to be in the minority.” Jackie
insisted.
“I want A!” I screamed.
“Fine,” Jackie said tersely. “Next
you hate it here so much?! We should
boil demons like you in your 9wn
anti-American juices! I can’t believe
you! We’re trying to conduct an
impartial survey and you insist on
lousing it up with the wrong opin
ions!” .. .
“Jackie, please. Take pride in a
nation where I can express this opin
ion. Wave the U.S. flag in support of
a land where we can stage rallies for
the most offensive causes. Don’t
express pride in war. Don’t cloud up
the real horror of war with false pride
and the U.S. flag.”
“SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! You
don’t deserve to live! I hope you get
drafted and have to go right to the
front lines where you’re killed by the
Iraqi soldiers you’re so very much in
love with! Bum in hell, you liberal!
Click.
And with that, the phone call was
over. The phone survey helped me to
realize that something is terribly wrong
in this country.
I crawled back into my beanbag
cocoon and turned on MTV.
Hanna is a senior theater arts major and
a Daily Nebraskan senior arts and entertain
ment reporter and columnist.
question: Do you approve of Presi
dent Bush’s competent, skilled, ex
pert, God-supported handling of the
fight for freedom in the Gulf?”
“No, Jackie, I do not.”
“'You’ve got to be kidding! ” Jackie
wailed. “I thought you said you were
an American.”
“Jackie,” I said, “can we just finish
this survey, please? I’m becoming
very depressed.”
“Why bother? You’ll only ruin our
percentages and screw up the truth,’
Jackie said. “But I guess we need the
double-crosser opinion too. Next
question. Recently, the long-hairs and
the dope-smokers have been slither
ing out of their satanic lairs and have
actually been protesting our noble
actions in the gulf. Do you think these
losers should: A) Stand behind the
actions of their freely elected white
male leaders or get the hell out of our
land of the free, or B) Continue in
their un-American ways. Please, sir.
Try to get this one right.”
“My response would be B. I take a
great deal of pride that I live in a
country where these people can freely
express an unpopular opinion,”1 said.
“OH, CHRIST!” Jackie exploded.
“Why don’t you just go live in Iraq if
2 Appliances
5.C dorm refrigerator. $150 obo. Factory warranty. WIH
deliver. 476-1323.
WASHER/DRYER $25
Down and $25 monthly of three payment*. No Interest on
these used machines. Most units. $100. SiOday warranty.
Also stoves, refrigerators, and furnlure on payments.
*66-6252. Free delivery!!
3 Bicycles For Sale
1988 Schwinn Le Tour, excellent shape. Call 435-5576.
American Arrow 10 speed. Excellent condition. Euro
pean design and construction. $75. CaS 464-3730.
Bianchi Premio roadbike, red, 17-inch frame, Ike new.
Paid $425. asking $25(Vobo. 474-0526.
Blue Schwinn 10-speed. $80 o.b.o. 476-8337, ask for
Tim ot leave message.
For Sale: 12-Speed Schwinn World Sport bicycle, gray,
in excellent condition. $150 o.b.o. Call 436-8490. leave
message.
Lke new. Centuron Iron man 12 speed touring bike. Call
Doug, 421-6451,
Men's Sedona mountain bike, brand new, all accesso
ries. $400 435-2576, leave message.
Mountain bike. Perfect oondltion Worth $500, will sacn
tice tor $300. Call Mite *70-3824.
Must Mil 1990 woman * Sterling street bike. Like new for
$200, Call 476-9785.___
Performance training rollert, $100 o.b.o., svenir wind
trainer. $40 o.b.o. Call after 4pm, 486-1503._
Regime Mountain Bike, $250.436-8052.
Schwinn Super Letour. Excellent condition. Lots of ex
tras. $2o0, obo 466-0697. leave message.
4 Books For Sale
Accounting 202/306 books, cheap. 489-7302. leave
message.
6 Computers For Sale
Amstrac PC (IBM XT Compatfole). 512k, 0D, 2400
modem, plus star MX1000 printer, both $575.476-8046.
Apple IIGS, 512k, 2 drives. RGB Monitor, mint condition.
Call 436-2546.
Gokfetarl3* Monochrome monitor. Used 2months, $45.
Wordpertect5.0 mannual. brandnew. $15. Call Winston
4768658(after 6pm)/RM202, Bancroft(daytime).
Grandpa's Ribs
Restaurant
1 SPECIALS OF THE DAY!
// Monday Wednesday
Taco Pizza 50$ Nachos Supreme 99 <
23rd & 3u£sday Thursday
it ..I Beef Burrito 75$ Shish Kebab 75$
Holdrege Friday
Large Beef or Pork Sandwich
476-6076 with Fries or Pepsi $4.69
"ALL-WEEK LONG!
MATT GUITAR' MURPHY
The electrifying BLUES BROTHERS
guitarist with appearances on
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and THE
BLUES BROTHERS movie, now tours
with his own band
Mon. - Sat., Jan. 28-Feb. 2
THE ZOO BAR , 136 NO. 14TH
2 tT Hours Open\
4ill Monday - Friday
. 2:00 p.rn. - 12:00 a.m.
Ji]|| It Saturday
4^1 4% 41 2:00 p.m. • 10:00 p.m.
In the Reunion
Monday's at the Pub
from 2:00 p.m. -12:00 a.m.
20 oz. draws only $1.00
Thursday's at the Pub
from 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
12 oz. draws only 50tf
All day Saturday • 12 oz. 50tf draws
MACINTOSH PLUS COMPUTER 20 Meg Hard Drive.
I mag ew titer number printer. $1500.436-8946.
7 Jewelry
kail carat oval*diamond, with or without setting. Ap
prarsed value $3,400. Beet otter. 483-2064.
8 Furniture For Sale_
Dorm loti* tor sale. Delivered and installed, $84.23 Call
Todd, 475-0654.
Entertainment center, utility can. 1 large oak and 1 glass
dining table and toveseat. 488-3513._
King size waterbed with drawer base. Good condition
must sell-leaving tor Peace Corps. $125 obo. Call Jett
477-4460, leave message.
Queen-size Waterbed. padded rails, bookcase heao
boazd with etched mirrors, 6 drawer underdreaser. $350.
O.b.o. 421-1168.___
Seta and toveseat, real good condition, $160. Full size
dryer. $50. Call Dan, 470-3824._
Super-single, soft side waterbed. Complete with frame,
boxspring, heat pad, fill attachments. Call 476-8228.
10 Misc. For Sale f
'Attention.' Do you feel safe alone walking on campus c B
in your neighborhood at night? Can 477-5699 tor tree ■
information about the 'Personal Security System.'
14" cotor TV with remote control. 3 years old. $3tXYobo. I
Peugot ten-speed $150. 766 2216. f
55 gallon Aquanum, whisper filter, hood, heater, wood
stand. Nioel Must selll S175 obo. 464-4859.
BEER TAP-dual C02 system with chrome tower Com
plete new, very nice. $150. 464-4359.
Bentiey series 10 bass with case. $100. 27" Raleigh 12
speed, $125. 435-1263._
FOR SALE: Mademoiselle 3 year membership, includes
Powercise and 1 year free tanning. $200 obo. 267-7705.
Kyosho Burns R/C Car Capable of 60mph Complete
and ready to run. Chns. 436-6475.
Panasonic Jetwriter I Typewriter. Brand New: Excellent
Qualities. Call Collette 436 e063
Super Single Waterbed Semi-wave, mirror .-'books hell
headboard, everything included. $125.464-6084.
12 Musical Instruments
For Sale: Fender Baseman 50 amp, Peavey StudioPro
40 amp. and B C Rich guitar. 489-7884
For Sale: Yamaha Diversity Wireless Instrument Sys
tem. Good condition. Great for guitar or bass. $200, Call
Jeff, 436-8963
For Sale' Peavey Stereo Chorus 400 dual channel amp
and stereo cabinet. Chorus, vibrato, reverb Near perfect
condition, $500. Jeff, 436-8963
For Sale: Peavey wireless microphone with rack mount
receiver. Excellent condition, $350. Call Jeff, 436-8963
Ibanez J-Bass, Fender Tele; Crate 60W Bass Amp; 2
Monitors Dave. 483 5085.
Yamaha consoie piano, excellent condition. $2000/obo
489 7864. _ j£
13 Pets
CFA registered Siamese Kittens. 435-6585. leave mes I
sage ®
Sweetheart Teddy Bear Chow puppies, male $125. K
female $150 4 77-0252. W
18 Stereos/TVs For Sale
AR GPS 100. 7 peioe auto speakers, never used New, ?
$350 Sett $190 477-0025 p
Carvei C-4000 pre-amp. TX-11 tuner and EV-Interface
home speakers Must sell fast, make otter. 477-3922.
JVC car stereo and aooustic amp with four speakers
5350, 435 2423.
Mtni-advent speakers with subwoofer Call 435-5576.
New. perfect shape, car stereo, 7-band 300W. booster
equalizer $145. 436-7967.
Sony 5-disc C'D-player CDP30, 16 inch Fisher 120 watt
speakers Make otter 474-9065. leave message
Sony stereo: Turntable, C.0. player, dual cassette, re
ceiver. graphic equa.zer. 2 speakers, cabinet Less than
I year old SBOO new, $600 now 477-3353
Technics 100W Stereo. Weave CO. almost new. $550
476-8046.
The Original KICKER car speaker system, excellent
condition, $180. 436-7938.
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Need two February 5 or 8 Cals tickets Will swap my
February 7 tickets. 436-9244.
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