Hanna
Continued from Page 6
that could crumple me into a ball with
just a thumb and forefinger.
Initially, I refused to venture over
to the big weight machines and the
free weights. I figured a person must
earn the right to use the big weights.
I noticed one guy with biceps bigger
than my waist and decided an exer
cise bike was more to my liking.
As the semester has progressed,
I’ve grown more bold and have inched
my way farther back into the weight
room where the real bruisers play. I
admit I look a little ridiculous trying
to bench press a five-pound hand weight
but you’ve gotta start somewhere.
And I have noticed some progress.
Not much, but some. And I feel better
about myself because I haven’t given
this up yet.
And now, I’m going to share the
wealth. I will provide for you, abso
lutely free of charge, my own cxer
cise/weight training program. You can
cut this out, stick it on your refrigera
tor and start working your way to a
trim, toned, beautiful self.
THE JIM HANNA NEW YOU
EXERCISE REGIMEN DAILY
PLANNER
8 a.m. — Wake up. Hit your snooze
alarm for at least an hour.
9 a.m. — Get out of bed. Shower. Eat
a Little Debbie snack cake with a
glass of milk if you have time. If
you’re late, skip it.
10 a.m. -- Go to class or whatever. Be
sure to drink at least three cans of
Pepsi before noon. Make it Diet Pepsi
if you’re really serious about good
health.
Noon - Eat at some greasy fast-food
place near campus. Eat less than you
usually eat so you can pretend you’re
actually health conscious. If you give
in and eat a lot, be sure to feel more
guilty about it than you usually would
without the Jim Hanna exercise plan
ner.
4 p.m. - Go to low-impact fitness
class. Sweat a lot and wonder just
what in the hell you’re doing with
your life.
5 p.m. -- Go to the weight room and
feel intimidated. Ride the bikes a lot
because it’s easy and you still feel
like you’re doing something. Lift a
few weights and watch the veins bulge
on your head. This ought to convince
you and those around you that you’re
really working hard.
7 p.m. — Do homework, watch televi
sion or something. Feel your recently
invigorated muscles shrink up and
harden into painful knots. Groan about
how stupid you are. If you watch
television, do thumb presses with the
remote. Thirty reps oughta do it.
10 p.m. — Go to a bar and drink only
light beer.
Midnight - Go home, eat another
Little Debbie, and go to bed.
REPEAT DAILY
There’s no need to thank me. I’m
only too pleased to help. I guarantee
that if you stick with this lovely pro
gram, you will see results. If nothing
else, you’ll think you’re doing some
thing, and the psychological benefits
are really the best part of it all.
Happy health hunting!
Hanna is senior theater major and a Daily
Nebraskan Arts& Entertainment columnist
and reporter.
Caterwaul
Continued from Page 6
important in survival is that we let
each other develop naturally. We don’t
really interfere with each other. We
all do our own part in the writing,” he
said.
Martin and Pinnt said they don’t
consider what they do as work. And
the only thing Pinnt said he would
have done differently was grow dread
locks earlier.
But both agreed that phone inter
views were hell.
“Music isn’t work, promotion is
work.’’
Opening for Caterwaul will be The
Acorns. Cover is $4. Show time is 10
p.m.
eniegtgjfipent
Student film entries to show at Sheldon
The Sheldon Film Theater is hosting a free screening of Films from
accredited Midwest colleges and universities, including the University
of Nebraska-Lincoln, that have entered the Academy of Motion Picture
Arts and Sciences’ 17th Annual Student Film Awards.
Screenings are scheduled to begin at 10:15 a.m. Saturday and will
include films submitted from Region V of the nationwide competition.
The films will compete in four categories: animation, documentary,
dramatic and experimental. The winning films will be sent to the
Academy to compete in the national filmmaking competition.
The final judging for the national winners is done by Academy
members, the same body of voters that choose the winners of the annual
Oscar awards.
For more information on screening schedules, contact Jeremy Walker
at the Sheldon Film Theater.
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14 Photo Equipment 120 Greek A/tair*
16 Sporting Goods 130 Student Government
18 Stereos/TVs 135 Meeting Other*
19 Ticket Exchange 140 Personals
20 Vehicles 145 Lost * Found
-148 Wanted
22 Adoption
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28 Beauty Aids 160 Help Wanted
30 Bridal 162 Work Study Jobs
32 Counseling 164 Summer Job*
34 Floral -
36 Health 6 F itness
38 Insurance -
40 Instruction 170 Roommates
42 Job Placement 175 Room* For Rent
44 Legal 160 House* For Rent
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62 Preonancv 194 Rome* For Sale
Pregnancy 19B Vacation Rentals
$2 50 per day for 10 words on individual student
and student organization ads
$3 00 per day for 10 words on commercial ads.
$ 15 each additional word
$ 75 billing charge Personal ads must be prepaid.
Found ads may be submitted free of charge
3 Bicycles
Great for commute Diamond Back. Fleetstreak 19 inch
women's 12 speed. 3.5 years old. $175 Schwinn Varsity
Boy's 10 speed. S35. 423 4838
10 Misc. For Sale
rmrc*ra.NG. Government iob* - your area.
*17,840- *68,485 CalM-602-838-8886 EXTR4005
ATTENTION - GOVERNMENT SEIZED VEHCLES from
*100. Ford*. Mercedes. Corvettes. Chevy* Surplus
Buyer* Gua>*. 1 602-836 8885 EXT. A400S _
Cliff * for Podiet Lighter*I 140 N. 121ft._
Cliff* for Peinng Cigarsl, 140 N. 12th
Eye Contact Replacement and Spare lenses Starting at
*19 95 each 1 800-225-2020 _
Hot Point mcrowave. Good as new. 1/2 price. Tele
phone 436-0434
18 Stereos/TVs
Akai Arrp, Kenwood tuner and castette player, Sanssul
1? band equalizer. Revo« reel lo reel 476 6974
Pair of Klpsch Heresy loud speakers. *500 488-0748
Leave message Blake
20 Vehicles For Sale
1980 Suzuki GS2S0T. Low mile* Bought it new Easy on
gas 542-2232 evenings _
Cars bought for cash Best prices given up to $1,000.
437-7764 days. 423-5036 after 6 p.m.
22 Adoption
ADOPTION
AN ALTERNATIVE TO ABORTION
Young, professional oouple seeks drug free mother-to
be considering adoption of her child. We are sinoere,
caring and offer a loving, secure home. Please call John
and Dana in Sherman Oaks, California collect at 810
990-0184._
ADOPTION
California couple with adopted son and lots of love to give
desne to adopt nevrttorn Happily married, financially
secure. Let us help you through this difficult time Legal/
confidential. Expense* paid.all Janet oollect anytime.
(707)833-1230.__
Loving California couple and 14-month old daughter.
Emily, wish to adopt newborn. Legal, confidential, ex
penses paid Call Kathy collect anytime at 213 643
5643._.____
Loving, affectionate couple would like to experience the
delights of Disneyland and Camp Snoopy through the
eye* of a child. Our live* are full, except for a little baby
to hu£ Please call Lois or Jeff 818-996 4688.
PREGNANT AND WONDERING
WHAT TO DO?
Explore the protection and benefits ot adoption which are
only provided by a licensed agency. No fee for our
confidential servioes Contact:
Nebraska Children's Home Society
4600 Valley Road
483-7879.
40 Instruction_
Group Guitar Classes
For |uut 04 50 we'll put a guitar in your hand* and teach
you how to play it. Price include* use of guitar and
amplifier for eight week*, eight lesson*, and allmateralx.
Acoustic and electric classes available. Classes begin
week of April 2 so call now.
Schmitt Music, 467-2306.
60 Misc. Services
TYPEWRITERS
WORD PROCESSORS
RENTAL
SALES
SERVICE
RENT-TO-OWN
BLOOM’S
323 North 13th Street
474-4136
62 Pregnancy
PREGNANT? BIRTHRIGHT >s a confidential helping
hand. ^Free^preg nancy lest, please call us for appomt
80 Typing & Resumes
Let u* help you wit h your term papers. We do typing, word
processing, resumes, spread sheets and graphic*. CBC
Marketing Services. 466-9765.
OLDEST AND BEST RESUME SERVICE m Lincoln
otters $5 Student Decount w*h this ad. Makes a great
gift for a friend. Call for appointment 483-7611.
Resumes
Proteuonelty typeset or lexer printed. $15 plus tax.
Daily Nebraskan
basement of the Nebraska Union
TYPING
Computer Type
& Services
1630 Que Street
476-8973
Al papers, These, Daserlations. Reports. Long!Short
T*rmPr0|*ct», Letters/Envelopes/Resumes are profes
sionally done.
Service: Prompt Rates Great
You name It, 111 type it. Term paper*, resumes, etc.
Hours: noon-6 Rale* starling at t&page Call Roaie at
463-5162. N no answer, pleas* leave meaeage.
100 Rides
Commuters' Ome UNL ' n*#d ndeo tor summer
classes. Call Karan 476-6630.
110 Announcements
Ouoodont of Fodh"
Lenten Lunch Discussions
UNL Faculty A Stall
Wed April 4
Whi t Being Good
Good For?"
Brown Beg 12 Noon-1 PM
St. Marks Episcopal
1306 R Street
Co-sponsored by: St. Marks
UNL Lutheran Center
UMHE-Llnooln
SAME PLACE/SAME TIME:
SOUNDS LIKE PADRE" WAS AS FUN AS SKIINGI
CAN'T MAKE LUNCH, LET'S COMPARE NOTES TO
NIGHT AT THE COFFFEE HOUSE. 1324 "P T
Experience International Business. Atlsnd an AIESEC
msetmg Tuesdays4:00 p.m in the Union
FEEL THE TERPERATURE RISE
AT THE UNION
“BODY HEAT”
THURS - 6 P M., FRI - 7 A 9 P.M.. SAT. - 8 P M $2/$1
W'lD. SPONSORED BY UPC AMERICAN FILMS.
Government
Liaison Committee
Meeting TONIGHT
6:15 NE Union
Last meeting during the
legislative session!
INTRAMURAL DEADLINE
Tuesday, April 3 is the entry deadline tor the men s and
woman's outdoor 3-on-3 volleyball tournaments. 472
3467 _
Invited Sophomores
Remember to attend the Golden Key Sophomore Recep
tion today, 3:30 in City Union,
PBL meeting tonight at 6:00 p.m. in CBA 120. Please
attend.
Phi Chi Theta Meeting, 6:00 p.m., City Union.
STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS:
Student Organization Treasurer of the Year nominations
form* are due Friday, April 6 at 5:00pm. Nomination
form* are available at either CAP Office Call 472-1780
for more information.
BIG BUCKS!
NO WHAMMIES!
WIN $100-$200
All Freshmen enter the Pi Mu Epwlon Math Contest. Only
20 questions. Test is April 7. Sign up by Wednesday
across from Math Offioe 8th floor Oldfather.
CHI PHI
BAND BASH!
April 12. 1990
Union Ballroom. 8 pm
_BE THERE I_
Congratulations
Phil Gooch - A SUN President
Shawn Burnham
We re proud of you I
University of Nebraska Foundation
CORNCOBS
Meeting today. 4:30pm in the Union. Husker baseball
game afterwards Please attend both New members are
welcome.
All Campus Dance
featuring
Bobby Curious
Pla-Mor Ballroom, April 5th, Free Shuttle and
Cash Bar. Tickets on Sale in Nebraska Union.
AMS
Administrative Management Socety
Important Meeting. 6:30 pm. Wed. April 4th, 1990 in Cfty
Union
Officer Elections
PRE-LAW CLUB
Meeting Tonight, 700 pm
Room To Be Posted
Officers Must Attend
STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS:
Student Organization Advisor of the Year nominations
forms are due Wednesday. Apr'1 * •» 5:00pm. Nomina
tion forms are available at either CAP Office. Cal 472
17BO for more information.
Summer Sessions
Early Registration
March 19 - April 6
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Teachers College Advisory Board meeting Tuesday,
April 3rd at 500p.m. in Henilfcl Old and new members
please be therel
120 Greek Affairs
ATTENTION:
Applications lor Edrtor in-Chiel ot Greek Yearbook now
available in Greek Attars Oil ice. Due 400. Apnlfi. Call
Laurie at 436-6210 if you have questions.
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