Magorian Continued from Page 9 the question, “What is a poem?” “I deal with impact and don’t put things into a category. I don’t know what a poem is, I don’t worry about it,’’ Magorian said. “Hideout” includes a comic 40 page story called, “Karl Marx and the Development of International Capitalism.” Magorian refers to it as a poem. “It is my way of saying that those who break everything into genres are wasting time,” he said. One poem is a schedule titled, “Special Problems Faced by Farm Youth: A Symposium,” with such talks as “Tractor Fetishism,” “Goat Orgy,” “HorseTrough Narcissism” and “4-H Club Sadism.” There is a self-describing piece called “Four Footnotes,” which consists of the same. Some poems consist of Boolean algebra diagrams; others are charts like the “Beethoven Eye Examination Chart.” Also included Ls “The Confessions of Saint Doug of Omaha,” a farcical romp through the journal of a mis guided neophyte who must pray over time for inserting puns into encycli cals. The highlight of the collection is “The Emily Dickinson Jogging Book,” complete with the travails of jogging in 19th-century Amherst: Stepping on sleeping cats, men who “bray at the moon” at the flash of her ankles, and the knowledge that “No spinster ever had thighs like mine. ” Dickinson’s conclusion: “I’m in better shape than other Transcenden tal ists. Emerson and Thorcau lag miles behind me, stretching their jockstraps in vain.” Magorian’s poetry is not all in the surreal, slapstick style. “Mountain Man” is a long, narrative poem which serves as a biography of legendary pioneer Jim Bridger. The poem, a “humanistic West ern,” was written in a much more traditional style while Magorian lived in Montana. It flows through the consciousness of Bridger as he recalls scattered events in his life. Magorian said the portrait of Br idger is “not particularly favorable. These people are not heroes. They were amoral and killed everything in sight.” It is full of vivid images, such as: “After the storm the upturned tree paws the air like adying dog, the root daggered dirt dangling in the wind. ” Such writing shows another side of the versatile Magorian. With his completed but unpublished novels, Magorian says he hopes to lind better distribution for all his writings. He spent five years working on his previous novel and claims it is “bet ter than the rest of my literature put together.” Although he writes everyday, Magorian had not planned to be a writer all his life.1T just fell into it, I had no training or childhood hopes,” he said. Magorian once thought he would be a history professor and received a bachelors’ degree fn history from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Since then he has earned two masters’ de grees (history and English) and spent a summer at Oxfoi J. “The degrees themselves arc not y important. There is no relation be- ft tween them and writing,” Magorian ] said, adding that knowledge and experience are more important. 'Ski Patrol entertaining despite downhill humor By Troy Falk Staff Reporter Gee, thanks, makers of “Police Squad.” Thanks for your new one -- “Ski Patrol.” “Ski Patrol” is a slapstick com edy centered on a ski resort, Snowy Peaks. Look out, Academy Awards. Snowy Peaks is owned by Pops, (Ray Walston), and is celebrating its 40th year in business. Maris, (Martin Mull) wants to celebrate in his own way by buying Snowy Peaks so he can build Maris Town, an expensive, luxurious resort. The only way Maris can own Snowy Peaks is to get Pops to default on his lease. So, Maris decides to hire some ski instructors to sabotage the resort. They are paid to sabotage Pops’ ski patrol, a bunch of people they dislike, so they will flunk inspection and Pops will have to default on the lease. The manager in charge of getting the ski patrol certified again is Murry (Leslie Jordcn). Murry is the brunt of many jokes about his lack of height -- one prank makes him believe he has grown to four times his normal size. The hero of the story is Jerry, (Roger Rose). Jerry is the real leader of ihe ski patrol. He also is the best skier on the mountain and he, of course, gets the girl (Yvette Nipar). She is an instructor who has little moyip 1 influence in the movie, except to be rescued, spectacularly, by Jerry. Jerry’s friend and fellow ski patrol member Iceman, (T.K. Carter) is the token minority for the movie. He sings, dances, and docs some stereotypical black sayings and mannerisms. The instructors are so pathetically played and developed, one doesn t know who lo blame - the writer or the actors. The practical jokes they cre ate could have been done better by any junior high student. For example, they get the ski patrol's pet mice and put them on the cake to be served at a big formal dinner opening the club for its 40th season. With hints as big as this one, the audience wonders why neither Pops nor the ski patrol suspect Maris for these accidents. It takes until the re sort is closed down before anyone realizes who is behind the “acci dents.” Once the ski patrol discovers who is behind their problems, they take matters into their own hands. One good point is the filming of the ski scenes. The thrill of flying down a slope is captured beautifully, often from the viewpoint of the skier. You may even get some of the adre naline back from that last ski trip. “Ski Patrol” is not going to win any movie awards, but all in all it was a pleasant, entertaining, if silly, es cape film. “Ski Patrol’ ’ is playing at the State Theater, 1415 O St., and East Park 3 in East Park Plaza Mall. Important figures to highlight Lincoln music By Mick Dyer Senior Reporter A couple of important figures in recent music history, a couple of acclaimed national acts and a couple of local bands all will perform in Lincoln this week. Alternative: The Wild I.Q.’s will play Wednes day at Duffy’s, 1412 O St Country: The Cheating Snakes will play at the Mountains, 311 S. 11th St., to night and Saturday. Jazz/Blues: Tonight, Abb Locke will play at Bourbon Street, 200 N. 70th St. In the ’50s and ’60s, Abb Locke blew his horn on stage and in the studio with some of the greatest names during one of the greatest periods in blues history - Howling Wolf - Muddy Waters -- Chuck Berry. He’s a vet eran. Today, after performing in the United States, Japan and*Australia, Locke is considered one of the best blues saxophone players in the world in hi* own right. And Locke has all the tricks down. He plays two horns at once, stuffing the mouthpieces of an alto and a tenor sax in his mouth at the same time. He brings the show off stage and into the audience. He leaps up on the bar. Needless to say, after more than 25 years of performing, Locke hasn’t slowed down a bit Saturday, James Cotton will play at Bourbon Street. With more than 40 years of harp playing behind him, with the likes of Muddy Waters and Howling Wolf, James Cotton is considered by many to be a grand master of the blues. Tonight and Saturday, The Nace Brothers will play at the Zoo Bar, 136 N. 14th St. Sunday, The Monks will play fin ger-snapping, toe-tapping, good lounge-lizard jazz at Chesterfield’s, Lower Level 245 N. 13th St. Monday, Terrance Simien and the Mallet Playboys will play at the Zoo Bar. Taking its name from Simien’s hometown of Mallet in Louisiana's bayou country, Terrance Simien and the Mallet Playboys is one of the newest and hottest zydeco bands to break out of the crayfish circuit. Al though this is the band’s first Lincoln performance, many locals have un knowingly heard their music before. The band was featured in the movie “The Big Easy’’ that helped popular ize cajun music and culture a couple of years ago. Tuesday, Lonnie Mack will play at Bourbon Street. An Indianabom Texas bluesman, Lonnie Mack combines elements of country, blues, rock and gospel thun der and lightning that simultaneously whispers in your ear and punches you in the gut. Blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan cites Lonnie Mack asoneof the major influences on him as a guitar player. \ Tuesday, The Tablerockers, fea turing Annette Murrell, will play at the Zoo Bar, Wednesday, the Confidentials, an Omaha R&B band that played at the Flaiwater festival last summer, will play at Bourbon Street. Wednesday, The Mighty Jailbreak crs will play at the Zoo Bar. Thursday, Preston Love will play popular jazz standards from the ’40s to the present at Julio’s, 132 S. 13th St Thursday,Too Smooth, voted best Lincoln R&B band in 1989 by Omaha’s Fastlanc magazine, will play at Bour bon Street. Thursday, Big Twist and the Mel low Fellows will play at the Zoo Bar. Rock: Today and Saturday, Bobby Curi ous will play at Chesterfield’s. Bobby Curious, Lincoln’s irrever ent party-rocker, has recently added several original tunes to its cover playlist. Today and Saturday, Redline will play at The Royal Grove, 340 W. Comhusker. Today and Saturday, Sirius will play at Sweep Left, 815 O St. Saturday, Too Smooth will play at 9th St. Blues, 421 S. 9lh St. Tonight through Sunday, the Cor sairs will play ’60s rock at Oscars, 800 O St. Tonight through Sunday, Power play will play at The Prospector, 640 W. 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