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a wimp about this. Nail him.”
Chaz gripped the gun and aimed it
as high as he could. Then he pulled
the trigger.
Blam! The bullet flew from the
gun and hit Masscngale in the hand.
He dropped his ray gun and it landed
on the floor.
The ray gun discharged. It filled
the room with an eerie red glow.
“Indiana!” Chaz said. “The ray
gun is emitting a red glow. When he
shot me, it was green.”
“I think that when it fell to the
ground, it flipped some kind of
switch and turned it on reverse. The
gun is unbrainwashing everyone.”
Sure enough, all of the TAs began
to shake their heads groggily. They
were snapping out of their brain
washed, subservient state.
“No!” Masscngale cried. “This
can't be happening.”
He screamed a cry of frustrated
anguish.
“You may have foiled me this
time Indiana Hanna, but I’ll be
back.”
Massengale began to run from the I
testing room. Then he quickly turned 1
around and ran over to the student i
testing files. He picked them all up
and lucked them under his arms.
“I’ll take these,” he said. “If I
can’t kill you, I’ll at least remove all
the evidence of academic non-integ
rity. I’m going to throw them in a
river.”
For good measure, he grabbed the
back-up system and disappeared into
the night.
And that was that. The now-nor
mal TAs untied me and Chaz and
showered us with praise. |
But we had no lime for such fri
volities. We had to continue in our
quest for academic integrity.
Chaz and I hooked elbows and
marched triumphantly out of Burnett
Hall.
Something inside me, however,
told me that our triumph was to be
short-lived. As long as Massengale
was around, there certainly would be
more adventures ahead.
And when they arise, Indiana
Hanna will be there.
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Waiting list started for sold-out concert
Those wishing to attend a sold
out holiday concert of the King’s
Singers Dec. 14 at Kimball Recital
Hall may be placed on a waiting
list. . . . .
Anyone interested in being
added to the waiting list for the 8
p.m. concert at Kimball Recital
Hall may call the Kimball/Lied
Box Office.
The King’s Singers, a six
member male ensemble from
England, will sing holiday music
ranging from near-Renaissance
times to the 20th century.
The King’s Singers’ traditional
harmonies, often sung a capella,
have made this group popular
throughout Europe and the United
States.
Kerry Grant, director of the
UNL School of Music, will give a
pre-performance talk at 7:30 p.m.
in 119 Westbrook Music Building
the night of the concert.
Tickets are $18 and $14, and
UNL student and youth tickets are
half price.
Box office hours are Monday
through Friday from 11 a.m. to
5:30 p.m.
Museum exhibits feature artifacts
Two new displays opened Dec.
2 in the newly designed gallery in
Morrill Hall.
“Nomads of the Plains,” a per
manent exhibit, portrays the lives
of the Sioux and other Plains Indi
ans.
“Tsonakwa and Yolaikia: Leg
ends in Stone, Bone and Wood” is
a temporary display of 50 works of
Rancourt Tsonakwa and Yolaikia
Wapitasiu., a married Abenaki
Indian couple.
The “Nomads” exhibit in
cludes 150 artifacts, including
many items of religious and spiri
tual significance to the Plains Indi
ans.
Contemporary items made by
American Indian artists from the
Rosebud Indian Reservation in
South Dakota also will be dis
played. Some of these items will
be available for purchase, with
proceeds going back to the artists
and to the Buechel Memorial/
Lakota Museum in South Dakota.
The “Legends” exhibit will be
displayed until Jan. 15, 1990. It
includes wooden masks, stone
sculptures and miniature figures,
as well as commentary on the
works.
The new gallery uses special
lighting because many of the dis
played items are susceptible to
damage when exposed to light.
Display cases will be kept dark
ened until a viewer approaches. An
infra-red sensor then will turn on
the lights until the visitor leaves.
This special lighting system
complements Morrill Hall's new
climate control system, which was
installed during building renova
tions.
The “Nomads” and “Leg
ends” displays will serve to tie
together the current and past cul
tures of the Plains Indians.
Joslyn receives 14 new paintings
Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha
received a donation of 14 19th
century paintings Friday from col
lector and Omaha resident Franc is
T.B. Martin.
All of the works are Academic
Paintings; nine of these are by
French artists, twoare English, one
is Spanish, one American and one
German. The paintings represent
the French Academic style of
painting studied by each of the
artists.
“We have a very strong French
Impressionist collection and this
new collection complements it,”
said Linda Rajcevich, director of
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ings of the 19th century and shows
the contrast between French Im
pressionist paintings and the
French Academic style.
Joslyn will present a special
exhibition of the nine French
paintings from Feb. 24 to April 8.
A selection of works also will be
exhibited on a rotating basis in the
Kiewit Gallery of the museum.
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