Lage says that everyone
thinks he’s cruisin’ babes
BABES’ From Page 6
“Pardon?”
“I said, I find the union to be a
bad place to cruise for babes. Have
you ever been to the library?” I
should have guessed that we
hadn’t changed the subject.
“No. I mean yes. I mean, I go
there to look at books sometimes. ”
Yet another knowing look from
my friend, and a sympathetic pat
on the shoulder. I’m wondering
how he came into so much wis
dom.
“Ah,” he says, sadly nodding,
“books. Whatever.”
I suddenly feel an urgent need
to get away from this person.
“I feel an urgent need to use the
men’s room. So I’m going to walk
away now, and go, uh, use the
men’s room, 'l ake it easy.”
“Yeah man, you too. Good
luck.”
“Thanks, but I won’t need any
luck. I’ve been using the men’s
room for a long time now. I’m
pretty good at it.”
“No, dude. I’m talkin’ about the
babes.”
“Oh, there won’t be any babes
in the men’s room. That’s why I’m
going in there. I may never come
Back out.”
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