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DOWN UNDER From Page 5
like plain hamburgers and ones
without onions. Remember, at
Burger King you can have it
done your way.
About the elevator ... it was
big, stainless steel and waiting
for us. We looked at it. It looked
at us. We looked at it again.
Visions of Glenn Close and Mi
chael Douglas came into our
minds and we fled for the near
est stairs.
The stairs... w ide, relentless,
up. We cautiously started our
way toward the top. What’s
behind door number one? Be
fore we had the chance to find
out we heard footsteps.
EEEEEEHEHEEF.KKKKKK! I lor
ror movie . . . run for your lives
before that mass murderer (or in
this case, the custodial staff)
catches up with you.
Vie wound up in me i niver
sity Bookstore, which is another
horror story in itself. Scary thing
number one: All manner of folk
buying late valentines for all
manner of guilts reasons Scars
thing number tsvo: the health
and beaut) corner of the book
store. Imposter perfumes sit on
the shelves next to shoe polish.
But the worst ssas set to come
The condom display. I o the left
were Band Aids. To the right
were Bianca Blast, tooth
brushes, juste and mouth ssash
And below , were \ aseline, K-Y
jells and suntan lotion. Does this
mean something?
>X e fell sii k, so w e repaired to
the bathrooms by the D\ to
relieve ourselves. I or those not
in the knoss. the basement bath
rooms are exjx nemes not to be
missed. Kind of like a high
school loc ker room in miniature,
these babies have stalls w ilh full
length doors, lockers, benches,
a shower stall and even the
musty whilf of left os er sweat.
Part two of the game room from
the main level is ».o[ nered on the
opjxisite side of the basement
'A hen the big time gi ts to be tcx >
much, video game pinball ad
diets can retire to the ijuiet soli
tude of the basement.
And through the doorway is
the union pool hull cleaner
than most, a pleasant atmos
phere to be sure. In addition to
pool, there are other escapes
from all the intellectually stimu
lating activity students encoun
ter such as checkers As w ith the
other televisions on campus,
one can catch up on their talk
shows.
To the opposite extreme is
the highest point in the union:
two meeting rooms on the
fourth floor — yes, there is a
fourth. Through two doorways
on the third floor - one next to
the dental hygiene club - one
can venture up to the clouds.
They’re just rooms. You can see
a lot of Lincoln from the dormer
windows up there, but not as
good as you can from the Ne
braska Capitol.
Thus ends the lour of the
underside - with a little on lop
of the union Feel free to explore
and learn, that’s w hat we’re here
for.
•• William Rudolph A Jocth Zucco