Reviewers: ‘Her Alibi7 was pretty raunchy
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nean his bungalow in the middle of
lowhere. But that doesn’t keep the
Romanian government from finding
ler. Oh, we forgot to mention that the
Romanian government wants her to
50 back home. We don’t know why,
hey just do.
WR: That’s the whole thing, Lisa.
We don’t know anything. Not why
Tom Selleck has a sleazy beard one
day and then shaves it off two min
utes later. Not why he suddenly de
cides to perjure himself by providing
an alibi for a girl he’s seen moments
before. We don’t know what your
favorite actor James Farentino is
doing in this piece of trash. We don’t
know anything. It’s so retarded!
LD: Now let’s talk about this Far
entino thing. He started out pretty
well going from one of Jesus’ follow
ers in “Jesus of Nazareth” to a soap
star in “ Dynasty ’ ’ and now this... oh
God, this is a serious career dilemma.
WR: You seem to be invoking His
name a lot, Lisa. But you’re right.
“Her Alibi” didn’t have a prayer of
succeeding. It was from hell! The
really horrible thing was that it turned
into a combination of Yakov
Smimov/Magnum P.I. The evil
Romanians are after Paulina and her
defecting acrobat family. How origi
nal! It really hit the heights when die
Romanians cornered her in K-Mart
and she clobbered them with a mini
trampoline. I was breathless.
LD: This movie needed some
thing, William. It left a bad taste in
my mouth, like those Sugar Babies
we ate.
WR: You know, Lisa, for a
PG movie, ‘‘Her Alibi” was pretty
raunchy. There were so many refer
ences to oral and other forms of sex, I
couldn’t believe it. Especially when
Tom and Paulina were making out
and she started whispering about her
love globes and her warm loins. Eer
ie.
LD: Oh, I’m embarrassed. The
mass vomit scene, the stomach
pumping scene - it was all so con
trived and about as predictable as a
Hall and Oates album.
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PI MU EPSILON
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Completed Math 208 or 107H and have a 4 0
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OR
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groups for adult males who may identify themselves as
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Kent P„ Troy L., Pat X, Matt M., Rob A., Mark O.. Jeff H.
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CHILDCARE
BOSTON NANNY
In Boston. Mass, start August 1989. for 1 year commit
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with driver license, to provide live-in child care for infant
and 3-year year old. Own room and bath, car provided
Child care experience required. Call collect 617-237
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We may have what you want. For information call Liaa
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age 16.
HELP WANTED
S4/HOUR TO START. BUSPERSON. NEAT AND
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‘ Up to S4.50 w/expenence.
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" 50% meal discount.
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Amigo's, an expanding, quality oriented Mexican fast
food chain, has excellent part-time and full-time job
opportunities available at it's newest location in Lincoln
at 29th & Cornhusker Hwy opening soon. If you are an
aggressivd. customer-oriented person <<nd Ike to work
at a fast intense pace, APPLY NOW at the Amigo's in the
Reunion, see Ben or Steve, 905 No 16th on City Cam
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CRUISE SHIP JOBS
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University Stadium, 10th $ Charleston Streets.Apply in
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Employment Opportunity lor individuals interested in
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expecially Baseball, Basketball. Field Hockey, Socoer
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mile South ol Eagle, in March and April, depending on
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Part-time Male or Female clerk needed. Afternoons and
nights. Apply in person. Mike's 0 Street Drive-In, 22nd
At'0".
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nation forms are available at the City/Co. Employment
Office. FDS approved soft contacts are permissible Eye
examinations must be within the last year (January 23,
1988 March 10. 1989).
All applicants who apply by application deadline will be
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Applicants who successfully meet minimum require
ments listed above are scheduled for a 75 minute Head
ing Comprehensive and Writing Skills examination and
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be given consecutively (the same day) in late March.
Consequently, be prepared to be at test site at least 2 1/
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