John Bruc e/Daily Nebraskan Writer asks 'comrades to unite and fight By Trevor McArthur Staff Reporter “I’m bored.” She looked down at the newspa per, then out across the room which seemed so empty and quiet. I agreed. It was something I had been thinking, but now she brought it to the front of my mind. Wc were in The Crib, a study and socializing section in the Nebraska Union. At least it was big in the socializing scene in the group I ran and sal with. I remembered the previous year, and now it was so quiet. The smokers. They chased away the smokers and now there was no daytime social scene. I don’t know who ‘they’ were, but ‘they’ banned smoking in the place where all the smokers hung out. Ku Seemingly worse was the accep tance that followed it, even by the people most affected. There is no spirit of protest or outrage anymore. Things like this happen and ‘they’get away with it. The only consolation is that the anti-smokers now have to put up w ith all the smokers who fled to the restaurants. Smoke is most annoying when you’re trying to cat. It’s not this incident that upsets me, but with all the injustices of the world, when no one says a thing and just lets them go on. Yes, 1 am ashamed to have to include myself in that group. But now I feel like a little righteous indignation. I think it’s time to yell for some action. But what on? Well, the smokers should be able to take care of them selves. I recently spoke with the leader of a new group calling them selves “the other PLO,” the Pall-Mall Light-up Organization. The leader, the ‘Grand Mall’ as they called him, promised they would recognize the rights of non-smoking areas to exist but that “there would be no peace until there is an independent home land for Marlboro men and women.” This stirred me. In the bottom of my cynical heart, I was moved that something could be done and I set about trying to remember some wrong done to some group I was in that I could get torked off about. Then it hit me. As I sulked through the hall of the union, mad at the world but mostly angry that I didn’t have a specific target, I found myself walking near the wall by the press of midday traffic. Suddenly, a door flew open nearly destroying my nose and $2,000 worth of dental work that made high school such a hell. It was the door of the Ladies’ Lounge. Perhaps I should explain this term for the newcomers, since it’s been quite a while since 1 last spoke on this issue. At the front of the Nebraska Union, on the west side facing The Crib, just about 10 feet down the hall from the Women’s Resource Center and the Association of Students at the University of Nebraska offices arc a pair of doors which bear the title “Ladies Lounge.” I’ve never been inside it, but I’ve heard wondrous descriptions of a carpeted room with comfortable chairs and couches, a tastefully deco rated place to sleep, talk or sit and study. There arc doors marked “la dies” lounge on all three floors of the union. Men gel a lavatory with ceramic attached to the floor and walls. We do gel a choice of air hand driers or paper towels, but you have to pay for the weight scale. I try to be a liberated, thoughtful guy (had to reach back to the seventies for that phrase). I have all the right liberal attitudes and try to say all the right liberal things (Really —it’s not just i^osc to pick up smart chicks). YtSTall I gel is dumped upon (since we’re talking about restrooms). IIIUIC. II IK'IC. 1 III Mill IIUI sure who to be mad at, but I know what to be mad about now. There was once a men’s lounge just down the hall from the women’s, but it was ra/.cd to install a bank by that mysterious ‘they,’ and no one eared. So now I have a purpose, a cause, a struggle, Mein Kampf, Death to the Infidels.. . Sorry ... 1 got carried away. But now the problem is what to do. 1 shall call upon the long dormant energy of the 1960’s. Let it erupt like a volcano. We shall follow the example of our spiritual fathers at Berkeley long ago and occupy one of the lounges, and not give it up until we make the estab lishment tremble. We’ll list our demands, which include a place for us to be as crudely masculine as theirs is tastefully femi nine. We’ll talk to the media, hang out windows, and sing songs like “We Shall Overcome” and “All We are Saying is Give Us a Lounge.” I suppose we’ll have to grab the lounge on the 2nd or 3rd floors, since it would be too easy for the women to marshal resources from their other center across the hall on the 1 st floor, and ASUN might try to get involved. I don’t know how to organize this, so I’ll have to get a general feel for how many arc with me on this. Any one who agrees (and progressive women are welcome to the group; we’re working for equality, not just a fight), stand by Broyhill Fountain at noon tomorrow. Belter yet, stand on the rim of the fountain. The sitters won’t be counted. And anyone who wants to lead the movement should stand in the foun tain. Comrades, come together, right now, over me. 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