Covered Parking On Campus
Security • Private Stall • Heated • Well Lit
® At The
Reunion
16th & W Streets
Now taking reservations for April 15 Occupancy.
$40.00 per month. Mail your request including your
name, address, and phone number to:
Hardy Building Corp., 1327 H Street, Suite 300
Lincoln, NE 68508
1,1 "" ■■■■;■■ ■, 1 111 "I... ..
I -
I Mysterious celebrity deaths fit theory
DEAD from Page 9
personified. Where else but in the
land of the free can you boast of riches
and fame merely for being well-en
dowed and intimately knowing
14,000 women?
And it probably won’t be long
before Los Angeles’ Grave Line tours
adds Divine’s motel room to Sharon
Tate’s flagstoned porch, John
Belushi’s bungalow and Marilyn
Monroe’s house on Fifth Helena
Drive.
In true Hollywood fashion, the
books will start popping out. Within a
year, one of John Holmes’ close
friends will probably write an account
of “Johnny Wadd’s” life. Yet another
Los Angeles coroner will include ihe
“true facts” behind the deaths in a
nonfiction paperback like Thomas
Noguchi’s “Coroner.”
“Hollywood Babylon III” will
perhaps feature the 300-pound Divine
eating poodle pics on a future cover.
Phil Donahue will no doubt run a
show on people convinced of the
symbolism of celebrities always
dying in threes.
Once again, the other deaths — no
one seems to remember just whose
they were — that followed Elvis and
Fred Astaire’s demises will be ex
humed. Someone will phone in to
announce that “Charlie’s Angels”
died after three Farrah Fawcett re
placements. Dil lerent causes of death
will be tossed around, especially
since we’ve yet to find out the official
causes for Divine’s and Gibb’s
deaths.
It will go on and on. Someday
Divine posters will probably crowd
out Marilyn Monroe and James Dean
merchandise in poster stores. And
finally, “Andy Gibb’s Greatest Hits”
will turn up on late-night television
spots in special collector’s editions
not available in retail stores.
Yes, the Ides of March have come.
Let the merchandise circus begin.
Hooray for Hollywood.
Rudolph is a freshman English major and
a DN Arts and Entertainment reporter.
Hoped-for glory up to Academy whims
HOPE from Page 8
drama of the times.
Boorman, who directed and pro
duced the film, deserves the nomina
tion for Best Picture. As a peer, only
“The Last Emperor” really tries to
•make this sweep of history. “Moon
struck” and “Broadcast News” are
nice comedies. But if the Academy’s
whims go for grander subjects,
“Hope and Glory” stands a very good
chance of winning.
Phillipc Roussclot’s cinematog
raphy also stands well in its Oscar
category, comparing favorably with
both “The Last Emperor” and
“Empire of the Sun.” Again, its
chances depend on whether the
Academy likes its low-key beauty or
the flash and hcroicsof Spielberg and
cinematographer Allen Daviau.
That’s the basic difference, the
dividing line between American and
British hlms in general: Hash and
grandeur vs. the quieter, smaller and
ultimately more meaningful.
“Hope and Glory is showing
through Thursday at 7:30 p.m. at the
Joyo, 6102 Havelock. The Joyo
charges S1.75 for students with ID. It
has a nostalgic atmosphere, but the
sound system is not as good as those
at most of the bigger theaters and the
prints they show seem to have more
cuts, scratches and dirt.
FOR SALE
Large drafting table with Vemco mechanical T-square
472-5026 or 763-3755.
Used Olivetti electronic typewriters S400. See Dan at the
Dai ly Nebr ask an .34 Nebraska Union. 1400 R St reet 472
1769
LINCOLN POLICE
DEPARTMENT
NOTICE OF SALE
of unclaimed bicycles and unclaimed properly March ?6,
1988, 10:00 AM, at Ltncolnland Towing. 410 West P
Street, by the Property Division. No check accepted
SKOAL, COPENHAGEN, ETC.
Cliff's Smoke Shop
140 No 12th Street
(NEW LOCATION)
476-019
TWA round trip ticket to Ft. Lauderdale. Florida. March
19-25. Reasonable price! Call 472-9271.
TICKET EXCHANGE
Corpus Christie, Texas
Leave Lincoln—March 18 Arrive Lincoln—March 25
$150 or BEST offer Cal! 483 5074
SPRING BREAK EARLY
Arrve Miami March 17, return Omaha March 23 Two
roundtnp tickets $176 each or best otter. Call483 6243
SERVICES
Fast Bucks Pawn Shop
We loan/buy class rings, gold. etc.
1106 N 27th
High quality photo ID's made
Fast Bucks
Check Cashing Service
1106 N 27th
Fast Bucks
Check Cashing Service
Out of state.Two party checks cashed instantly.
1106 N 27th
Notary Service
Fast Bucks
Check Cashing Service
1106 N 27th
PRIVATE GUITAR
INSTRUCTION
Beginners or Advanced
ZAGER STUDIO
423-2709
For St. Pat’s Day
Shamrock Plants $4.95
Green Carnations 950
University Floral
118 N. 14th
474-3792
MHVi Mnar- f t im»firrrmi
“Then I got that awful phone call.”
SI IK l) NKVKK C AI.I.KI) MK IIKKOKK
Wr'd Jusl been tonellicr a couple ul times.
So she (ells me sill's |iknii.uil
I mean, I didn't know wbal lo say
There's jusl tills silence on the phone until
she asks II I tilt'd.
She sounds like sins lu in il out oil
crying and you dm i l know wbal to do
It's like you're a blank.
The worst purl Is I wake up In Ihe
inornuik and II Jusl rtislies at me gun
school. Get married Kun away Irom II
I don't know.
I didn't know then and I don't
know now.
All I know Is all (be ways il shouldn't
have happened All I hose easy ways.
Ikil Its a llltk' loo late for that, I j>uess
Ibo lale this lifetime, lor ine."
Ilu» ad »4»|sjttl 1.4 «nh iwnatt r*w,
Nobody has all the answers aboul sex
But keep in mind that a million teen girls
gel pregnant every year. Winch means a
million guys don't hear the end o( it
Here's your choice. You can lake responsi
bility when it's easy or you can wail until
it's impossible. Don’t make a big mistake
Buy a condom. Yo* can get them at any
drugstore or from your local Planned
Parenthood If you need help or informa
tion, call us. That's what we’re here (oi
0 Planned Parenthood*
liileialMinol Amenta
Mill Seventh Avenue,
New Mirk, NV MOW
IF YOU HATE TOP TEN, YOU'LL LOVE THESt TWO,
(the I
1 FALL. |
Catch The Fall on the rise.
Their new album “THE FRENZ
EXPERIMENT” features “Victoria,”
their electrifying version of the
Kinks’ classic, and “Hit The North”.
Howard Devoto and
Noko. Unleashed,
unadulterated,
unrelenting. The long
awaited new album
“UNANSWERABLE LUST”
features “Redneck”
and “Pound”.
uunmnam
TaA(i) © R«(«t*rW RCA C«por»tio«, uofl RMC bf* TAR IM6 RUnK • © INI l«f|«n R««q»ii»t
17th & PSt.
3814 Normal
237 S. 70th