UNL hockey team ‘a chilling thought’ HOCKEY from Page 8 countries. Who knows — maybe some of Nebraska’s foreign athletes have a few hockey-puck-chasing friends. “Puckers,” if you will. The best part is that hockey would raise even more money for Nebraska’s athletic department, which never seems to have enough. A 15,000-scat hockey arena could be built somewhere on campus, like maybe where Hamilton, Avery, Old father and Burnett halls are. All the athletic department would need to do is hire some demolition company to tear down those athletically useless buildings, and voila! A brand-new vacant lot, just waiting to serve the Nebraska athletic department... er, university community. Maybe the athletic department could just commandeer one of UNL’s parking lots, like the one across the street from the Harper-Schramm Smith residence complex. After all, everybody knows UNL has way too much parking as it is. Who would even miss 1,000 parking stalls? And, without a doubt, the friendly folks at the athletic department could find a way to pay for the arena without the students contributing anything, or the parents of the students paying extra taxes. It would be just like the (b(b(t'(b(b(b(b(b(^(b(b(b(b(b(b( t construction of the indoor practice field and the student rec . .. oops, I guess that hasn’t been built yet. Silly me, my mistake! Sure, our student fees would be raised only $250 per semester, but what the hell. It’s only money — just like the green stuff you gave away to the Cook Indoor Practice Barn. The “Compuckers” could hire a coach from some now-defunct semi pro team north of the border, and he could have his own hockey television show. “The Guy MacKenzie Show” or “The Skatin’ and Hatin’ Hour” could replace “The Tom Osborne Show” as a Sunday-night favorite. Next, ol' Coach MacKenzie could sign some contract with a Norwegian skate company and make $30,()()() a year in profit. Boy, can't you see the DN editorials now? I can just hear the irate phone calls to the office: “MacKenzie doesn’t make as much money as the Minnesota or Notre Dame coaches do,” Cornpuckcr supporters would scream. “Losing only two or three games a season is a great effort, and this state’s lucky to have him! Could you do any better, Green?” What a chilling thought. Green is a junior news-editorial and criminal justice major and is a Daily Nebras kan senior reporter. ; St $ $ $ $ $$$$; «t ft; t t t t t t 'r t t » i t t | $20 CASH » s O paid for new donors on first donation at Lincoln Plasma {> Corp. Read, relax, or study while donating the life-saving p J* substance used for medical research and routine medical jJ v> care. New donors accepted daily 8:30 AM to 3:00 PM and J> <} 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM. No appointment necessary and 2 hours free parking at all Park & Shops ( ) <1 For more information on our new fees for new donors, p . m call The Friendly Professional at: o <; ;; Lincoln Plasma Corp. <; 126 N. 14th Suite 2 474-2335 ( J Between Ted & Wally’s and the Zoo Bar f s S Lincoln Plasma Corp. is pleased to announce our new Q <' Sunday hours effective February 14th with a Valentine's Day special 4P . A drawing will beheld for a portable O 5) B/WTV and special Valentines prizes. Q , I x ill perform. I know Francisdoon’t want to lose another NCAA, so I hope 1 can win it for him. “If not this year, then maybe next year.” HORNY BULL Tonight thru Sat. Sandy Creek Band FAC I 25C Draws FRIDAY 4:30-6 p.m. Tonight thru Sat. Hip to Hip TONIGHT 75C Drinks ‘till 11 p.m. NO COVER Wed. or Thurs. I FREE POOL 12-6 P.M. EVERYDAY I ^ 464*7248 ** 27th & Cornhusker ** 464-1492 1